oh DICKENS: ORGYBAB EVENT IS GO

[Tiarana]

Yup, that's the one!

[Syrcaid]

Yay!! I get to do something fun before I toddle off.

[Tiarana]

Garbage Bags

Hey there, fans of GARBAGE PILES. Do you like DICKENS? Do you like SCAVENGER HUNTS? Then today is your LUCKY DAY!

Hidden within the vast, murky recesses of the guild are no less than 15 DERPENS. They look like this, and they come in a number of THRILLING COLORS.

Your mission is to find these derpens! The person who finds the MOST derpens wins their choice of the handsome pieces of dickflesh shown below. The person who comes in second wins second choice, and so on. Scara's already claimed the regular guy, but the uncut's still up for grabs! If more people participate, more prizes might be added! When you have successfully located a derpens, post the image and the url of the page you found it on.

So roll up your sleeves and dive into those dumpsters, DICKENS FAITHFUL. These derpens aren't going to find themselves!

It seems you all have been having some trouble finding these derpens, so my helpful assistant Tiabutts has offered you SOME HINTS. And also, generously, a raffle.

Tiarana

Hints!!!
1) There's one somewhere in the main forum.
2) That's right. You are going to open all of those spoiler tags.
3 and 4) These derpens just desperately want to belong!
5) Psst, wanna buy a derpens?
6) You're only going to find this derpens if you can find the thread it's hiding in.

ps all people who find a derpens will be entered into a raffle to receive their favorite of these 15 derpens. (only one person will win the raffle. the rest of the derpens will die of suddenly-debilitating congenital diseases, as is usual for derpens)

DERPENS THAT HAVE BEEN FOUND

1. FrostyPeaches
   
2. Scaramouche Fandango
   
3. Scaramouche Fandango
   
4. Scaramouche Fandango
   
5. 
   
6. PeanutButterpies
   
7. PeanutButterpies
   
8. Scaramouche Fandango
   
9. Scaramouche Fandango
   
10. FrostyPeaches
    
11. Scaramouche Fandango
    
12. FrostyPeaches
    
13. 
    
14. Scaramouche Fandango
    
15. Scaramouche Fandango
    

[StarieMichie]

Kitty Sprightt

Corn, Soq is doing a thing. Can I post my d**k pics in it?

[theCorniest]

StarieMichie

Corn, Soq is doing a thing. Can I post my d**k pics in it?

God yes.

[StarieMichie]

Thank you! It's about to get CHA in here.

[theCorniest]

Give 'em hell, Michie.

[Tiarana]

god bless you michie

[Scaramouche Fandango]

Kitty Sprightt

StarieMichie

Corn, Soq is doing a thing. Can I post my d**k pics in it?

God yes.

Corndog my love, can I do the same thing?

[theCorniest]

Scaramouche Fandango

Kitty Sprightt

StarieMichie

Corn, Soq is doing a thing. Can I post my d**k pics in it?

God yes.

Corndog my love, can I do the same thing?

Absofrigginlutely.

This post can also act as a blanket statement of approval for any dickens owner - anyone who owns a Dickens is free to use that Dickens in Soq's crossbreeding event. I'm gonna go ahead and say you can use Derpens and permagrams too, if you want. Seriously, just, go nuts.

[Syrcaid]

That oughta be interesting.

[StarieMichie]

I totally thought about entering in the lovely Nic Cage Bees derp, but I have too many regular Dicks that I love. I may change my mind though, because he is beautiful. Gotta sleep on it.

[Tiarana]

flood soquili with dickens. do it emotion_kirakira

omg michie bureaucracy is beautiful

[StarieMichie]

Actually two Dicks already have been made into Soq! My Cockery and Olive's Crusty.

EEE, thank you, Tia! She's one of my fav Phonies.

[StarieMichie]

BY THE WAY.

Last time we had a cusspage was July. emotion_donotwant