[NPC] Dr. Singh
Labtech Gene:: Uhh.... hey? As you can see, I'm a little bit busy right now, but Dr. Singh asked me to handle her Evolving Item Report thing this week, since she's a little bit... anesthetized. I'm about to perform surgery to try to separate her from Timmy and reverse the little fella's mutations, which should be a pretty simple process.
Yeah... I'm not really much of a host, so I'm not sure what she wants me to do, but she did prepare this letter for me to show you guys... so I guess I'll do that. Here it is:
Dr. Singh
To whom it may concern,
If you're reading this note, I did not survive the surgery. Don't blame Gene; he tried his best, and my death was most likely not his fault. Please consider this note my last will and testament. If Timmy has survived, I hereby bequeath to him my collection of BrainSmart brand Beginning Biology Flash Cards, from which I learned all that I know of science and the natural world. I hope that they will serve him well.
Though it may shock you to read this, I hereby bequeath all of my other worldly possessions-- and my eternal soul-- to my secret love, ...
If you're reading this note, I did not survive the surgery. Don't blame Gene; he tried his best, and my death was most likely not his fault. Please consider this note my last will and testament. If Timmy has survived, I hereby bequeath to him my collection of BrainSmart brand Beginning Biology Flash Cards, from which I learned all that I know of science and the natural world. I hope that they will serve him well.
Though it may shock you to read this, I hereby bequeath all of my other worldly possessions-- and my eternal soul-- to my secret love, ...
Oh, uhh... whoops... we'd better not read that. Sorry, that was the wrong letter. Sheesh. I told her the surgery would be quick, safe and relatively painless, but I guess she got a little spooked by the idea of going under the knife. Anyway, here's the other letter. Please ignore that last one:
Dr. Singh
Dear Friends,
Hello, folks! Welcome to the Evolving Item Report. Sorry for the bad timing, but this was the only day Gene had to operate, so Timmy and I won't be able to talk to you directly this week.
We've got a small (but cool!) update this week! Alruna's Rose and The Experiment, two items which are still shrouded in mystery, have both evolved again. The Rose is continuing in its batlike form, this time becoming a little more playful and mischievous this week, and the Experiment continues to serve as a grim warning against reckless scientific hubris. Then again, so does Timmy!
In other news, all 5th Generation Pantheracorax Eggs will be evolving this week. To see the latest evolutions of your items, just visit the My Avatar page, remove the item and reequip it.
That's it for this week, folks! With any luck, Timmy and I will be back next week, as good as new!
Hello, folks! Welcome to the Evolving Item Report. Sorry for the bad timing, but this was the only day Gene had to operate, so Timmy and I won't be able to talk to you directly this week.
We've got a small (but cool!) update this week! Alruna's Rose and The Experiment, two items which are still shrouded in mystery, have both evolved again. The Rose is continuing in its batlike form, this time becoming a little more playful and mischievous this week, and the Experiment continues to serve as a grim warning against reckless scientific hubris. Then again, so does Timmy!
In other news, all 5th Generation Pantheracorax Eggs will be evolving this week. To see the latest evolutions of your items, just visit the My Avatar page, remove the item and reequip it.
That's it for this week, folks! With any luck, Timmy and I will be back next week, as good as new!
Don't worry, folks, everything should be just fine. Your pals will be back next week. In the meantime, I'm going to start the procedure now, so, y'know, uhh... bye.
Oh wait! One more thing! Flynn wanted to stop by and say something real quick, too. So... yeah.
