[&] I. N. T. R. O. D. U. C. T. I. O. N. //
Greetings. The name's Alkaline Whore, but you can call me AW. :B Allow me to extend a warm welcome to you, for you've stumbled upon Sardonic. It is the sole purpose of Sardonic to serve you, the visitor and perhaps even customer especially, with high quality, custom designs of all types imaginable.
[&] F. O. R. W. A. R. D. //
For any of you whom may be wondering where I got the name for the shop from, I actually decided to take it from the perfect word to describe me. Yes, I can be a sardonic person sometimes. As for inspiration from the shop, well, I've owned a few shops in the past, but this is something I'm very passionate about, and I really would like to spread my passion to others through my designs.
[&] I. N. D. E. X. //
01. Introduction/Index
02. Rules
03. Banners
04. Wishlists
05. Quest Bars
06. Profiles
07. Waiting List
08. Affiliates
09. Reserved
10. Reserved
[&] L. I. S. T. E. N. + O. R. + B. E. + S. P. O. R. K. E. D. //
Do not PM me. Unless I specifically state somewhere in this thread, directly to you, that you may do so, please refrain from PMing me.
Keep arguments away from this thread. If you have a beef with someone, take it elsewhere please. If you have a beef with me, please keep it to yourself.
Save images to your own server. I'll delete the images from my photobucket account within 48 hours from delivery time.
Have patience. Gaia is not a top priority to me, but definately a frequent and enjoyable hobby. I'll complete your request(s) as fast as I possibly can.
If the shop's closed, don't make a request. If I have 'Closed' somewhere in the title or first post, please, don't make a request.
Please, maintain a good attitude. I'm the type of person who deals better with happy perky souls rather than ones that merely go 'yeah' or 'okay' or 'right'.
I reserve the right to deny. Though this should never happen, I reserve the right to deny an order if I feel it too difficult or for whatever reason I deem necessary.
I reserve altering rights. These rules may be edited/added onto and/or have something taken away from them at any given time without warning, as I reserve that right. Yay for stating the obvious!
[&] E. X. A. M. P. L. E. S. //
Examples of my banner work can be found by clicking here. I also made the banners you see within this thread.
Please realize that due to gaia TOS, I cannot use 3rd party images, nomatter what the circumstances, unless you have proof of explicit permission from the direct author for me to do so.
[&] P. R. I. C. E. S. //
The price is 300G per banner. If you want more than one banner, multiple the number of banners by 300G to get your total price. For animation, add 100G per banner.
[&] F. O. R. M. //
Post your order in the thread, then immediately send a trade with the appropriate amount of gold. I'll add you to the list and begin my work.
When I'm done, you'll receive a watermarked version via PM. Once you're satisfied, I'll confirm the trade, then you'll do so as well, then you'll receive your product.
[&] P. R. I. C. E. S. //
The price is 200G a pop, with a limit of 9 or less items. Anymore than 9 items automatically means animation, so add 100G per additional row (so 9 or less items makes it remaining 200G, while 10-18 items makes it 300G, while 19-27 items makes it 400G, etc...).
[&] F. O. R. M. //
Please post the following form within the thread if you want a wishlist. I'll reply, and once the trade is received, add you to the waiting list and begin my work.
When I'm done you'll receive a watermarked version via PM, and once you're satisfied, I'll confirm the trade on my end. You'll do the same, then I'll PM you your final version product.
Name:
Theme Choice (See above for the options.):
Color:
Text Color:
Border Color:
Choice Phrase:
Items To Add:
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TOTAL:
[&] E. X. A. M. P. L. E. //
In order from oldest down to newest:
[&] P. R. I. C. E. S. //
Profiles are now 5K a pop. Animation anywhere is prohibited for now.
[&] F. O. R. M. //
Use the following form when ordering, and post it in the thread. Send a trade IMMEDIATELY following your request. Once trade is received, you'll be added to the waiting list and work will begin.
When I am through, you'll receive a preliminary preview PM. Upon your acceptance, the trade will be finalized, and you'll be expected to do the same. Then you'll receive your final product code.
[&] D. E. T. A. I. L. S. //
I will take no more than 5 requests at once on the waiting list. Once I have finished those, I will open up the spots again. Feel free to drop requests while the waiting list is full; you'll be put into the backorder list, which also holds 5 people. Once the waiting list is complete, the people from backorder list, if any, will be bumped up to the waiting list. Not that I expect this to even happen, but the preperational movements have been layed out as needed be.
[&] W. A. I. T. I. N. G. //
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[&] B. A. C. K. + O. R. D. E. R. //
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[&] S. A. T. I. S. F. I. E. D. + C. U. S. T. O. M. E. R. S. //
- [-jolly-] (Tipped! <3!)
- Spectral Torment
- PistachioS_AnD_CreaM (Tipped! <3!)
- Version 1.1
- Pixelated p***s
- Crossback (x2)
- Salem Angel Keillin
- Tricia McMillan (Tipped! <3!)
- Mikira-san (Tipped! <3!)
- [ Suyapa ] (Tipped! <3!)
- High On Lust (Tipped! <3!)
- LastPrayer (Tipped! <3!)
[&] A. F. F. I. L. I. A. T. E. S. // Please take a few minutes out of your time to check out these wonderful shops. I'm currently accepting affiliate requests, so feel free to drop a line in the thread somewhere about that as well or, if you prefer, PM me about it.
[&] L. I. N. K. + M. E. //
If you'd like to link me, then you're so ******** awesome it isn't even funny. xpheart You may do so with the following button:
( For my siggy, and possibly off of Gaia, if that's alright with you. )
Not, Gaia avatars, but Avatars 100 x 100 in size. xD
Absolutely. 3nodding Given proper specifications, I can create any graphic you can think of, so avatars are no problem. I'd probably charge the same as I would for a button, meaning about 250G, since they're similar in size.