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Bumpers!

kawaiisang is our first bumper. She's an aubergine platypus from the south side of northern Whatsitland. She likes long walks on the squishy, jelly-fish covered beaches of her native home, sunsets, kumquats and other oddly named fruit, and probably wishes I weren't making things up about her.

[Lady Sakura] has an uncontrollable craving for barbecue flavored potatos. Not chips, potatoes. When not passed out face-down in Idaho products with an empty sauce bottle in her hand, she enjoys sculpting busts of Patrick Stewart out of thermite and blueberry jell-o.

fire_llama is both a particle and a wave. Or fire and a llama. They're easy to mix up. He hails from the bottom of the freshwater sea, where he's hand-built a palatial home out of nothing but pixie sticks and some really stretchy octopi. He has a tragic love for cactus growing, but is unable to do it because they either drown in his soggy home, or burst into flame.

=^o^= kittie =^o^= has cast off the surly bonds of vowels and consonents and soared high in the airy reaches of non-letter name components. Her friends call her =0= (it's half a spider...see?). Her hobbies include making lamps out of obscure 17th century texts on the greater Hebredies, and commiting heresy against the holy church of Smeeeeeeeee.

mokubahv is wanted in fifteen countries for assaults upon umbrellas. She really hates the ones with the J shaped handle, but hey, who doesn't? Currently enrolled in three colleges at once, she is busily working on her PhD in General Studies with a minor in Undeclared. She is generally acknowledged as the foremost expert on hamster glands.

rave.ME has studied swamps for the past nine years, and has concluded that they're pretty darn squishy. She has a strong interest in birdwatching, and proudly lays claim to the first confirmed sighting of the Greater American Reciprocating Sawbeak Titmouse. Hee....titmouse.