Okay I wanted to create an original homepage, i have seen no homepages with a little script that has the captain get angry or the captain send a military out or something like that so this homepage will do just that. Each week a new script by Epcot illuminatoons will be placed on the front page to have a little laugh. Also there will be a second script by the VC, below the captain's script. So sit back and enjoy.
~~~~~~~Script below is from Epcot Illuminations~~~~~~~~~~~~

Captain: Welcome everybody to this wonderful guild

Crowd: Wait, why opening now when it isn't fully set-up

Captain: Well, I wouuld like you guys to start posting, so I can see...So...So I can have ideas on what you guys want.

Crowd: But we want ....(suggestions are called out loudly. One guys gets a tee-shirt cannon and shoot the captain in the face with it.)

Captain: Ouch. Okay, suggestions will now need a box. Please file into the suggestion room in a single file line.

Crowd rushes past him and yet again 2 more tee-shirts hit the captain square in the face, while he tries cutting a red ribbon.

Captain: Seriously !?!?!?!?!?!?!? Hope you all have fun.


~~~~Script below was from jestersrose~~~~~~~

Dep Capt: okay LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
crowed: hushes
Dep Capt:Oki doke I will be holding A lovely competion
Crowed: attention turns to the pretty boxs, pens and paper
Dep Capt: taps foot in annoyance* ok A COMPETITION people with prizes Including gold
crowed: attention turns back to Dep capt
Dep capt: okay everyone please have a look see inside and see what we have in store