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Sporks are cool,
Sporks are funny!
I prefer Sporks over Money
But if you think that Sporks suck,
******** yourself, and keep your money! -Steffofeire

Welcome one and all to Spork: The Utensil of Insanity!

Here, in our secret Utensil Drawer in the kitchen of Gaia, we love to have fun. We talk about anything from Sporks, to Religions (with no "bad mouthing" other's views, OK?). You can talk about basically anything here, just so long as it follows the rules (which, of course, are posted inside).

To become a wonderful member of our wonderful guild, all you must do is click the sparkley, blue "Request To Join" button. Don't worry about putting anything...Because that's not what we check for. Here in the Spork Guild, we check for Milk Loving-Ness (but we understand if you're a vegan... in fact, we worship you if you're a vegan), the ability to hop on one foot, and, most importantly, we stalk your posts! check your post history!

So, please come join us, and have the time of your life! All your fun is belong to us! <3