Corrupt A Wish

[xXLight In The DarkXx]

Have you ever played the Corrupt a Wish game? Here's how it works:
A person makes a wish, and the next poster must find a way to corrupt the wish, then they make their own wish. The object of the game, is really to be as creative as you can with your corruptions, but partly to try and make a wish that cannot be corrupted.

Person A: I wish I had a million dollars.

Person B: Granted, you get a million dollars, but the value of the dollar drops so low you might as well have handfuls of paper. . .

I wish I had a pet goat.

Person C: Granted, but it births the anti-christ who later eats your cat. O__O
I wish I didn't have to go to school . . .

(and so on, and so on)

I'll Go First:

I wish I could keep focused on writing one book at a time. . .  

[Malachi16]

Granted but your handwriting is so poor that you can't read what you said.

*is that good*


I wish I could master the computer language C++.  

[Project Skullwing]

Granted: But you become so good that you go on to program a A.I that ends up taking over every computer, and makes robots that go around enslaving the human race.


I wish I could Fly.