It makes me sad to see no one posting in here, but I figured I'd drop this in here in case anyone actually comes back to visit this guild on occasion.
If the Healing Touch was real, I think this guy would have it hands down:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4hYCz_GS0g&feature=related
I barely even notice when he switches tools. eek
The First Official Trauma Center Guild