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 Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:13 pm
I love to break out with a classic Willow quote once and a while, expecially at work.
"Bored now."
If only I could then go Darth Rosenberg on a few of my coworkers.
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:02 pm
Darlana Blackwater Oh i found a really funny quote that i just love... Buffy: "So that would be the literal kind of 'sucked into hell'. (smiles nervously) Neat." Later Willow says to Buffy: "This means I can't help you study for tomorrow's final." Buffy: "Ah, I'll wing it. Of course, if we go to hell by then, I won't have to take 'em. (worried) Or maybe I'll be taking them forever." xp
Haha! blaugh
That would be my idea of hell. Having to sit and school and take tests forever.
I loved the dialogue in Buffy and Angel. Especially the way that Willow and Buffy always speak.
There are so many good quotes it's impossible to pick favs for me.
Ack I hope these weren't quoted yet but I thought they were funny so here goes. sweatdrop
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Buffy: [after coming out of the movies with Angel] Well.
Angel: Well.
Buffy: That was very... artistic.
Angel: Yeah.
Buffy: It wasn't what I expected. I mean I've never actually seen... Well, from the title, I thought it was about food.
Angel: Well, there was food.
Buffy: Right. Th- The scene with the... food. So feel like getting some hot chocolate, or some cold shower?
Angel: I'm sorry. I wanted to take you out somewhere fun. It's been a long time since I've been to the movies. They've changed.
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Buffy: [about a demon and a vampire] You get fangs, I'll get horny... I mean.
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Buffy: [answers phone] Hello, Magic Box.
Spike: [deep voice] Slayer.
Buffy: Spike?
Spike: [deep voice] Meet me at the cemetery. 20 minutes. Come alone.
Buffy: Spike?
Spike: [mutters under breath] Bloody hell.
[normal voice]
Spike: Yes, it's me.
Buffy: You're... calling me on the phone?
Spike: Just be there.
Buffy: Why? Are you helping again? You have a lead on this frost monster thingy?
Spike: Something like that, yeah. Thought you might be up for a little grunt work.
Buffy: What?
[whispering]
Buffy: No, no grunting!
Spike: [pause] I was talking shop, luv, but if you've got other ideas. You. Me. Cosy little tomb with a view.
[Buffy hangs up quickly]
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Giles: [after Anya decides to have an after-holiday sale] Brooms all around, then.
Willow: Or I could whip up a jaunty self-cleaning incantation. It'll be like Fantasia.
Giles: We all know how splendidly that turned out for Mickey.
Willow: I think I'm a little more adept than a cartoon mouse.
Tara: And you have more fingers which is good... cause then there's no need to wear those big, white gloves to overcompensate.
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Willow: I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?
Giles: Willow, I think we're a little too old to be spelling things out.
Xander: A "bitca"?
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Willow: Sore thumbs. Do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a sore thumb and gone 'wow, that baby is sore'?
Xander: You have too many thoughts.
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Xander: What? Freud would've said the exact same thing. Except he might not have done that little dance.
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Buffy: I don't *know* him. I, I mean, so far all I see is someone who apparently has a good job, seems nice and polite, and my mother really likes him.
Xander: What kind of a monster is he?
Buffy: I'm just saying there's something a little too clean about this clown.
Willow: (giggles) He's a clean clown! (gets stares from the others) I have my own fun.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:39 pm
Its not like you can say thats not your body, get out of that body with your hands up!
Buffy-Superstar
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:59 pm
"but aren't you naturaly buff buff...haha buff buff"
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 8:26 pm
Has anyone quoted Willow's "Not the tadpoles!... I have frog fear." thing?
M'not sure if that's completely correct, but it's one that always makes me laugh.
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:26 pm
 ___ Buffy:
What are you doing here? [Spike is about to answer] Five words or less.
Spike:
[Counting on his fingers] Out for a walk [pause] b***h.
Buffy:
Out for a walk by my house at night. I don't have time for this, William.
Spike:
On your merry way, then. Contrary to one's self involved world view, your house happens to be directly between . . . parts and . . . other parts of this town. And I would pass by in the day but I feel I'm outgrowing my burst into flames phase.
Buffy:
Fine. Keep going. I'll cut you a break.
Spike:
Let me guess. You won't kill me. The whole crowd pleasing threats and swagger routine. Outstandingly original. You know, I was just passing through. Satisfied? I hope so because God knows you need some satisfaction in your life besides shagging Captain Cardboard. And . . . I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!
The irony of his last statement kills me every time XD
Spike:
I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I'd done that . . . even if I didn't make it, you wouldn't've had to jump. I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course. But after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again, do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways . . . Every night I save you.
I teared up a little bit.
Actually, I cried like a baby, but that's not as manly to admit to.
Giles:
I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone.
Anya:
Oh, you mean an orgasm friend?
Giles:
Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said. ___ 
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:55 pm
I like when willow is looking at colleges and buffy says "That's where they make gileses"
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:58 pm
Satans Sweetest Angel Can't even shout, can't even cry, the Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors, they need to take seven and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word, you're gonna die a-screaming, but you won't be heard. omg i memorized that. but sadly nobody knows what it means.
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:03 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:13 am
Merlinssister Bryn McCardell bloodlustvampire Bryn McCardell Shadow__dancer My sister gets all mad cause I do buffy-speak all the time. She glaers, cause I am always like, that is uber nifty, or somthing.......fun-ness is my fav part. She gets mad because of Buffy-Speak? o_O haha, my parents and brother yell at me whenever i say uber and bloody, they are so sick of my buffy speach, it's funny, ohh, they aslo hate when i sat 5 by 5 I don't think anyone NOTICES my Buffy-Speak Does 5 by 5 even mean anything? stare I've said one thing that willow says that sticks in my mind and thet's "I think we already deja'd this vu" I say it when people repeat themselves
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