me = noob...hi!

[LittleKitty3989]

Ni!
This is my pathetic intro post. I am a brand spanking new Knight. I have had several accounts on Gaia but this is my first time in the guilds. Obviously I am a HUGE Python fan (why else would I join?). I brought you a shrubbery, but I don't think I could cut down a tree with a herring. Please don't sic your killer rabbit on me, if you do, beware, I am armed with the holy hand grenade of antioch. Now please post whatever silly randomness you want. The lumberjacks said it was ok.

lemon curry?  

[Nuri66]

Hi.  

[LittleKitty3989]

I scared everyone, didn't I?  

[LaLadrona]

I'm newish, at least still new enough torun out of money really fast. I would like it to be known that I have a friend named Bigus Dikus and We will wewease Bwian!
So always look on the bright side of death!
And remember that every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good, every sperm is needed, in your neiborhood.
Some call me... Tim? *boom*
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Sorry, couldn't resist.  

[redshirt42]

*runs in*

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!  

[baronesswinchester]

Our weapons are fear surprise, ruthless efficiency and...oh! mad  

[-Yuki Onna desu-]

Hey! Where'd you get the coconuts?  

[kandyluveer]

Ni!  

[-Yuki Onna desu-]

I won't take offense to Ni, but only if you weigh the same as a duck!  

[[Lux_Aeterna]]

Whhhooo Ni, I say, NI!  

[-Yuki Onna desu-]

What's so bad about It?