The corrupted wish game.

[aeroshaker]

^Granted, but its so good that no one likes it.

I wish that the world was square.  

[Xashi]

^Granted, but you fell off.

I wish that the internet was a place.
((kudos to Chapelle show watchers))  

[RegulusR]

Granted, however you get lost in the forest of pop ups and spam, and are never seen again.

I wish that all you need to learn for life took a total of 15 minutes so you could have time to do other things.  

[aeroshaker]

Jesus Loves Me!

Granted, but your brain is overloaded and you die on the spot.

I wish that the moon was made of cheese.

And Loves You Too!

 

[RegulusR]

Granted, however you become lactose intolerant and die.

I wish that Canada was a part of the united states.  

[Chikyu Kodomo]

^ Granted~! However, as a result, the Canadians become dominant over the Americans, and soon the US is ruled by the Canadians.

I wish that I wasn't so bored 99% of the time.  

[Quiet Kirlia]

Granted, but the 99% of boredum will be tansfered to 99% happiness, therefore your mouth falls off from massively stressed smiling

I wish Namine were real >>"  

[Xashi]

Wish granted, but then Kairi becomes a nobody, and the whole storyline is switched.

I wish I had something to wish for...  

[Chikyu Kodomo]

^ Granted! The thing you should wish for is a volcano. What a wonderful thing to wish for...if you had any wishes left, but you don't!!

I wish that life was like an RPG.  

[aeroshaker]

Granted, but the you turn out to be the character that always dies to motivate the main character to save the world.

I wish that Gummi ships were real....  

[Marwolaeth o Angylion]

Granted,but theyre gummy so they get eaten  

[Marwolaeth o Angylion]

Granted,but theyre gummy so they get eaten
i wish i was aa wolf  

[aeroshaker]

Granted, but then when out hunting the next day, you get attacked from down wind by a rival wolf and die.

I wish that clothes washed themselves...  

[Nightwing_Of_Bludhaven]

aeroshaker

Granted, but then when out hunting the next day, you get attacked from down wind by a rival wolf and die.

I wish that clothes washed themselves...

*granted but now they are alive and now you are forced to destroy them or be eaten.
I wish money grew on trees.  

[aeroshaker]

granted, but now there is so much of it that it has no more value, and then society chooses to make diamonds the new currency, making you poorer then before.

I wish that the air tasted like strawberries....