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Turk: -Noms on the toast self- Pwee.

Caeculus: *Scuttles up to Turk, rubs against his legs*

Turk: -Blinks and looks down- Candy whore! 8D

Caeculus: Chinchilla Man! 8D

Turk: -Huggles- I missed you!

Caeculus: I missed you too!! ;3;

Turk: Where have you been!?

Caeculus: Staring out the back doors ;3;

Turk: -Tilts his head- Why?

Caeculus: *Flops* I want to be able to go outside ;3;

Turk:..I sorry Cae.

Caeculus: Not Chinchilla Man's fault D8 *Paws at Turk* No be sad ;3;

Turk: B-but you sad, so I sad. ;A;

Caeculus: No no *Hugs Turk's leg* I'll be happy if you be happy. I promise!

Turk: -Sniffles and nods- I-I be happy!

Caeculus: Really ;3;

Turk: -Nods- Really!

Caeculus: *Nuzzles at Turk's leg* Good

Turk: -Picks Cae up and sets him in his lap. Pets him like a kitty-

Caeculus: *Smiles and snuggles into Turk. His tail waggin happily. Licks at his cheek*

Turk: -Clings- o3o

Caeculus: Chinchilla Man!!

Turk: ALLO!

Caeculus: I MISSED YOU!!

Turk: I MISSED YOU TOO! -Licks-

Caeculus: I taste good? O3O *Snuggles*

Turk: YUSH!

Caeculus: Yay 8D

Turk: How is you!?

Caeculus: I am good now O3O *Snuggles against Turk* You?

Turk: -Pets Cae- I GOOD!

Caeculus: Yay 8D *Licks at Turk's cheek*

Turk: -Laughs and huggle Cae- I wuv joo!

Caeculus: I wuv joo too!! Lets have millions of babies!! OwO

Turk: owo What?

Caeculus: Babies! I want your babies!! OwO

Turk: -Blinks- owo Why?

Caeculus: I like babies, and I like you. So I want your babies! OwO

Turk: Oh..how we have babies?

Caeculus: I don't know O3O

Turk: Then we can not have the babies.

Caeculus: We can! We just have to find out how babies are made O3O

Turk: Who we ask?

Caeculus: Riri? O3O

Turk: OKAY!

Caeculus: Riri! Where are you!? O3O

Riri: OVER HERE!

Caeculus: *Scuttles over to Riri* Where do babies come from? O3O

Riri: Ask Ishy?

Caeculus: Ishie!! O3O

Ishie: ...Ask Erik!!

Turk: -Blinks- We ask Erik?

Riri: -Snickers-

Ishie: Yes!! He is an expert in the act of baby making!!

Caeculus: *Looks up at Turk* Where's Erik? O3O

Riri: Livin it up with fluff butt. -shot-

Turk: This way! -Scuttles down the hall and slams in to Erik's door-

Erik: -Jumps and quickly opens the door- ...-sighs-

Ishie: *Cackles*

Caeculus: Hi!! Where do babies come from? OwO

Yarrow: *Watching from the bed*

Turk: -Blinks and looks at the tape- Baby?

Caeculus: We go watch? OwO

Turk: -Bites at the video- I guess so. o3o

Caeculus: Where? OwO

Turk: We watch with Ishy and Ri?

Caeculus: Sure OwO

Riri: So mean. So..very mean. ;3;

Caeculus: Who is mean? O3O

Riri: Ishy!

Caeculus: Ishie mean? O3O

Riri: Yes! VERY!

Caeculus: I sorry D8

Riri: -Hugs- What are you doing here?

Caeculus: I don't know O3O

Riri: Well that sucks then!

Caeculus: Why? @3@

Riri: Cause I wanted to know.

Caeculus: Want to know what? O3O

Riri: Why you are here!

Caeculus: I am here because my mommy and daddy had sexual intercourse!!

Riri: I KNOW THAT! I MEANT HERE IN THE ROOM!

Caeculus: *Sniffles because of the yelling* ;3;

Riri: Bah! -scuttles off-

Caeculus: *Watches Riri go as he sniffles like a baby*

Turk: -Peeks out of no where- That was a nice conversation.

Caeculus: *Looks up at Turk* But I got in trouble ;3;

Turk: You did? D: -Hugs Cae-

Caeculus: *Nods, steam rising from his eyes* She yelled at me ;3;

Turk: -Pokes at the steam- That wasn't very nice. Are your eyes burning?

Caeculus: *Blinks, the steam dying down a bit* No, I'm crying ;3;

Turk: I see no water. D:

Caeculus: I don't leak water

Turk: Oh...-blinks- That's nice. 8D

Caeculus: ...Do you leak water? *Eyes stop steaming all together as he looks up at Turk*

Turk: -Nods- Yes yes. I leak the sad sad water. 030

Caeculus: Aww *Licks Turk's cheek*

Turk: -Smiles and huggles Cae-

Caeculus: Not leaking now, so not sad? Right Chinchilla Man?

Turk: -Nods- I am not sad. I be happy with you.

Caeculus: Really? OwO

Turk: Uh huh! I really happy when you are here. 8D

Caeculus: *Snuggles* I being here OwO

Turk: Then I am happy!

Caeculus: I happy too OwO

Turk: Yay! I make Cae Cae Happy!? 8D

Caeculus: Yes 8D You always make me happy OwO

Turk: Then I am even more happy that I can make you happy! I love yah!

Caeculus: I love yah too!!! *Pounces at Turk*

Turk: -Laughs and pets Cae- Really?

Caeculus; Yes! *Nuzzles* You are the bestest person in my life!!

Turk: Aw, I am touched.

Caeculus; Course you are, I'm touching you O3O

Turk: -Looks and blinks- Oh, you are. 8D Huh, well..you make my heart all squeaky happy!

Caeculus: Squeaky happy? O3O

Turk: -Nods- It is very happy and feels funny good when you are around.

Caeculus: You do the same to mine OwO

Turk: -Claps- That is wondertaculous!

Caeculus; Yes OwO *Tail wags, pulls back and dances*

Turk: -Blinks and watches- owo

Caeculus: Happy dance 8D

Turk: That's your happy dance?

Caeculus: Yes OwO

Turk: When did you make that up?

Caeculus: I stole it off the TV 8D

Turk: Oh~ What show?

Caeculus: Some show about some Brown guy O3O

Turk: A brown guy? -Blinks all confused-

Caeculus: Yes O3O

Turk: Is it a nice show? 8D

Caeculus: Yes 8D

Turk: -Tails wags happily as he stares at Cae- owo

Caeculsu: What? O3O

Turk: Nothing! 8D ..I think..Hm..

Caeculus: *Stares at Turk like Turk's about to spout out the meaning of life* O3O

Turk: -Opens his mouth- ... -burps XD -

Caeculus: *Claps* OwO

Turk: -Bows- Thank you! Thank you! I love you all!

Caeculus: Me the most, right? 8D

Turk: Of course. Of course my candy whore love. o3o

Caeculus: Yay OwO *Hugs Turk's leg*

Turk: -Carefully stand up and twirls with Cae on his leg-

Caeculus: *Nuzzles and laughs*

Turk: Having fun? 8D

Caeculus: Yes OwO

Turk: Alright then! -twirls faster-

Caeculus: Whee!! OwO

Turk: -Gets dizzy and falls down- @w@

Caeculus: Chinchilla Man alright? D8

Turk: -Raises a hand- I-I'm fine and dizzy!

Caeculus: Alive then? 8D

Turk: I think so! Unless this is heaven.

Caeculus: Knock knock knocking on heaven's door!!

Turk: You want me to die!? oAo

Caeculus: No ;3;

Turk: Alright then.

Caeculus: *Licks at Turk's cheek*

Turk: -Giggles and kisses Cae on the cheek-

Caeculus: OWO!! *Happy dances*

Turk: Why is Cae Cae happy this time?

Caeculus: Kissy kissy OwO

Turk: You like kissy kissy? o3o I like Kissy kissy! 8D

Caeculus: Really? OwO

Turk: -Nods- Really really!

Caeculus: *Makes grabby paws at Turk* OwO

Turk: -Leans in- Yes Cae Cae?

Caeculus: *Kisses Turk*

Turk: -Ears perk as he smiles and returns the kiss-

Caeculus: *Tail wags as he pulls back and grins*

Turk: -Spwees and huggles Cae- Love! <3

Caeculus: Yay love OwO *Snuggles*

Turk: How much do you love me? o3o

Kevin: -Chuckles and happily kisses Ryo back-

Caeculus: LOTS! More than all the candy in the world!! O3O

Turk: That is a lot of love. ;A;

Caeculus; Yes OwO

Turk: I feel special!

Caeculus; You are OwO

Turk: YAY!

Caeculus: Yay 8D

Turk: -Is nibbling on a sandwich- o3o

Caeculus: *Peeks around the kitchen door way, grins when he sees Turk*

Turk: -blinks and slowly turns around- Hello?

Caeculus: HI! OwO

Turk:-Blinks and stares at Cae- Candy Whore?

Caeculus: Yes! *Crawls in, his tail wildly swishing behind him*

Turk: Caecae is big now! When did that happen!?

Caeculus: *Crawls over and sit on the floor by Turk, sitting like he's still a 4 legger xD* I mutated last night 8D

Turk: -Eyes widen- Ah, did it hurt?

Caeculus: Yes... *Grins* But that doesn't matter now! Because now I'm like you and I have fingers OWO

Turk: Yay fingers! You can open and grab stuff now! Have you tried walking? 8D

Caeculus: I did, I fell down 8D

Turk: Did you fall on your face? D: Falling on your face hurts a lot.

Caeculus: No, I fell on my butt 83 *Tugs on Turk's pant leg*

Turk: Maybe I can teach you to walk so you won't be trippin'! -Blinks- Why you be tuggin'? owo

Caeculus: I want a hug!! OwO *Holds open his arms*

Turk: I give you the best hug ever then! -Scoots over and pulls Cae in to a bear hug-

Caeculus: Yay OwO *Burrows into the hug as he returns it. Blinks, then marvels at how different things feels without having fur* Ohhh OwO *Pets Turk's back*

Turk: Oh~ -Keeps on hand around Cae and uses the other to play with the male's hair- How does you hair stick like this? It must be magic!

Caeculus: I don't know *Ears wiggles, lifts a hand to run it through Turk's Mowhawk* Maybe it is magic, like yours OwO *Leans in to rub his nose against Turk's*

Turk: Does that mean we are magical!? -Giggles at the nose rubbing and continues to play with Cae's hair- Are we Eskimo's now? o3o

Caeculus: Yes! *Smiles when Turks giggles, then leans into the touch like a dog seeking to be petted* What are Eskimo's? O3O

Turk: -Smiles back and start to pet Turk, tail wags around happily- They are people who live in the snow! 8D

Caeculus: *Nuzzles at Turk happily, then pouts* I can't live in snow

Turk: Oh..right.. -Ponders the thought for a moment, then smiles- You can be a fire eskimo!

Caeculus: But then I couldn't be with you ;3; *Clings*

Turk: ;A; Then be an eskimo! -Clings back- I want you to stay with meh!

Caeculus: I want to stay with you too! ;3; *Nuzzles at Turk* I never want to leave you!

Turk: And I never want you to leave! So it works out! 8D

Caeculus: Yay! OwO *Looks around, then frowns* But the snow is gone, that means I can finally go back home. I don't want to go though D8

Turk: -Sniffles- Do you have to go? ;3; If you go and never come back, I'll be sad..

Caeculus: I don't know! Do you think the humans will make me go?! D8

Turk: I don't know! You should ask..or hide!

Caeculus: *Tilts his head* Hide where?

Turk: Uh..um..In my room! 8D Yeah yeah! You can hide there! Or..or..in a guest room!

Caeculus: In your room? Like, under your bed? o3o

Turk: Or in my closet or bathroom. :3 My room is a welcoming hiding place!

Caeculus: Hmm, I think I'd like to hide under your bed. Then I'd be closer to you 8D

Turk: It will be like a bunk bed! Or or..a friendly monster under my bed who I love! -wiggles excitedly-

Caeculus: Yas 8D I could protect you from evil monsters! 83

Turk: You would really do that for me? ;w;

Caeculus: Yes 8D *Huggles Turk* No monsters will hurt you under my watch >83

Turk: I feel so safe! -Huggles back- but what if they hurt you!?

Caeculus: I'm *Coughs*half*Coughs* Pokemir, I can take them >3

Turk: -Sniffles- Just be safe. ;3; I don't want you to get hurt.

Caeculus: *Kisses Turk's cheek* I'll be fine 83

Turk: If you say so. -Pets Cae and smiles-

Caeculus: *Nuzzles as he's petted* I luff jyoo!!

Turk: I love joo too Caecae! You are so cute!

Caeculus: I am? OwO

Turk: -Nods- Yes, yes you are! 8D

Caeculus: Yay *Grins* You're cute too!!

Turk: That is because I am a chinchilla! We are cute and fluffy!

Caeculus: You are my chinchilla? O3O

Turk: Of course I am your chinchilla.

Caeculus: Yay! 8D *Holds out his candy necklace* Chinchilla Man hungry? OwO

Turk: -Blinks- How do you eat a necklace?

Caeculus: It's candy 8D

Turk: There is jewelry made from candy!?

Caeculus: Yes OwO

Turk: Who was smart enough to invent such a thing?!

Caeculus: I don't know 8D So you want some? 83 *Holds it out*

Turk: I would love some! -Takes the necklace and nibbles on a peice-

Caeculus: *Grins, hugs Turk and leans close so the he has easier access to the necklace*

Turk: -Wiggles happily- It tastes so good! -Nibbles more- It makes me happy.

Caeculus: I'm happy it makes you happy OwO

Turk: -Pulls back and munches on a peice- You always make me happy. 8D

Caeculus: Then I'm happy OWO

Turk: Let us be happy together then! We will rule the world of happiness and make all others happy!

Caeculus: Yay, I love happiness!! OwO

Turk: -Giggles and looks around. Leans in and whispers on Cae's ear- How much do you love it?

Caeculus: Almost as much as I luff jyoo O3O

Turk: -Pouts and whimpers- Would you ever leave me to go and love happiness? ;3;

Caeculus: Never! *Clings* There is no happiness without you!!! ;3;

Turk: Yay! -claps- I feel special now! -Huggles Cae and kisses his cheek-

Caeculus: *Smiles and hugs back* You are special

Turk: Not as special as you. You are special times infinity! Super special! Amazing special! ..Other stuff too!

Caeculus: *Blushes* Your love makes me special OwO

Turk: -Nods, stuffs the carrot in his mouth and crawls off to go find the pokemir-

Caeculus: *Sitting in the kitchen, surrounded by ribbons and eater grass. Gluing an ribbon to the top of a basket that's filled with eggs. The ribbon is upside down.*

Turk: -Pokes his head in to the kitchen and quietly watches Cae with curiosity-

Caeculus: *Smiles with pride at the bow, then realizes he glued his fingers together. Flails*

Turk: -Quickly scuttles in and watches Cae- Neh! What's wrong Caecae!?

Caeculus: *Stops, stares at Turk* I glued my fingers together Chinchi ;3; *Holds out his hand*

Turk: Aw, let me see. D: -Takes Cae's head and carefully tries to pull the fingers loose-

Caeculus: *Sniffles, wiggling his fingers when they're free* Thank you

Turk: You're welcome CaeCae...what are you doing?

Caeculus: Oh *Brightens up* It's a basket *Grins and picks it up, holds it out to Turk*

Turk: -Blinks and carefully takes the basket. Looks over it- It's pretty. Who is it for?

Caeculus: For you *Looks lefts, then right. Whispers in a conspiratorial manner* The eggs have candy in them

Turk: -Blinks and whispers back- How do they get inside the candy? Do birds lay them?

Caeculus: I don't know. I think they come from someone called the Easter Bunny 83

Turk: Oh~ -Taps an egg as he looks down at the basket- ...CaeCae loves Chinchi right?

Caeculus: *Blinks at the question* Yes, very much *Nods*

Turk: -Wiggles over and clings to Cae as he whimpers and tears up- CaeCae won't leave Turk will he?

Caeculus: *Frowns in concern and huggles Turk close* Why would I leave you Chinchi? I luff you *Rubs his cheek against Turk's*

Turk: -Sniffles- Cause a mean pink man told me you would leave me someday...

Caeculus: *Turns his head and kisses Turk's cheek* Well he's wrong Chinchi *Shifts and wiggles to pull Turk onto his lap* I will never leave you. Never ever! *Nods* And the pink man is a stupid jerk if he says otherwise.

Turk: Alright CaeCae. And I promise to never leave you either. -Nods and settles in to Cae's lap- Even if he kept saying sorry, he was still mean..and confusing...

Caeculus: *Plays with Turk's hair, skimming his hand over the mowhawk* What'd he say to confuse you?

Turk: -Giggles at the skimming- Well.. -places a finger on his lips as he tries to recall everything- I used to think he was a ***** when we met a LONG time ago, but he told me he would never touch kids, so when he called me a kid I asked if that meant he would never touch me, but he said I was full grown, which confused me cause he said I was a kid, but he said I would never know and he started acting weird and scary, and it scared me cause he got really close to me and touched my cheek and poked me. He said that I must want him and to do that thing that the other tall people always do at night when they are screaming. I forgot what it is called, but it doesn’t sound fun cause it sounds like it hurts, but he said he did it many times and that it feels good. Then he touched my lip for some reason and I told him that it was all wrong and tried to lean away, but then he stepped back and called me a pervert for some reason, which made me cry cause that was just mean.. –pouts-

Caeculus: *Frowns, disturbed by what he's hearing. And confused by the strange feeling bubbling up in his stomach. Pulls Turk closer, his hold possessive* I ....I don't think I like this pink man.

Turk: -Blinks at the hold and pats Cae on the back- I'm sorry if my story made you feel back CaeCae..I didn't mean it.

Caeculus: *Blinks, relaxing* I'm fine Chinchi. I just don't like the thought of what he did to you... *Frowns* What it sounded like he was going to do to you... *Tilts his head* He sounds like a poopy head

Turk: -Frowns and snuggles close to Cae- He is a poopy head, a very mean poopy head. He can be..kind of nice sometimes, but he is still mean. I still want to know why he didn't go and be mean to his own boyfriend.

Caeculus: Maybe because his boyfriend would leave him if he was a jerk? *Nuzzles at Turk*

Turk: -Pouts- That boyfriend should know about Mr.Pink's other personality.

Caeculus: Maybe, but.... *Cups Turk's cheek and kisses his other one* if you were to tell the boyfriend that, it'd probably make him sad.

Turk: -Ears fall a bit- I don't want to make anyone sad. I would feel bad if I did that. Still, he is still a big fat meanie head. He is way different from when I first met him.

Caeculus: Maybe he'll turn back to normal again. *Lightly tugs on Turk's ear* If you see him again, can you tell him something for me?

Turk: -Giggles and nips at Cae- Sure, I don't mind. What do you want me to say to him?

Caeculus: *Frowns as he thinks it over* That...if he says stuff like he did before, about me leaving you and makes you cry, or...touches you like he did, I'm going to find him. And I'm going to hurt him. *Nods* Yes, that's what I want you to tell him.

Turk: -Blinks and tilts his head- You are going to hurt him CaeCae?

Caeculus: Yes *Nods* Because I can not stand the thought of anyone hurting you Chinchi. You're to nice to be treated like that. And...the thought of someone touching you like that makes feel angry

Turk: It does? Why?

Caeculus: I don't know... *Wiggles* Maybe because that's the kind of touching that's only supposed to happen between luffers.

Turk: -Blinks- Maybe. I'm not sure if the other tall people touch each other like that. I think they do on TV.

Caeculus: I've seen the others do lots of touching. *Cups Turk's cheek and strokes it with his thumb* Like this. Then they'd kiss each other *Grins* I always thought they were eating each other

Turk: -Smiles and nuzzles Cae's hand- They always look happy and look like they are enjoying it.

Caeculus: *Smiles* Yeah, they always look happy together...And we're happy, right?

Turk: Of course CaeCae! You know I love you, and I am always happy when you are around. You make me really really happy!

Caeculus: *Grins, tail wagging* You make me really happy too *Huggles Turk* Happier than anyone else!

Turk: Yay! That makes me even happier! -Thinks- Hey CaeCae? What are the other tall people doing when they scream at night?

Caeculus: *Blinks* I don't know o.o I always figured that someone was getting in a fight or something....

Turk: Hm..maybe they are playing a game, or watching some kind of scary movie.

Caeculus: We could go ask someone *Tilts his head* Those guys in the cloaks have been doing it a lot lately

Turk: -Blinks and grins- Okay! Where are they? -Looks around the kitchen-

Caeculus: The spikey haired ones been spending a lot of time in the game room with Yetaru lately. And usually it seems like the other guy isn't far from the spikey haired O3O

Turk: To the game room! -Hops up and runs off to find the two cloaked males-

Caeculus: *Pouts* Don't forget your basket! *Stumbles to his feet and scoops up the basket*

Turk: Oh! -Makes a U-turn back in to the kitchen and carefully takes the basket- Thank you CaeCae. -Gives him a quick kiss on the cheek-

Caeculus: *Smiles* Want to put it in your room before heading to find spikey guy?

Turk: -Smiles and nods- Alright. Maybe we will see them on our way there.

Caeculus: Maybe *Nibbles at his necklace and walks towards Turk's room*

Turk: -Happily skips along and in to his room. Places the basket on his bed-

Caeculus: *Smiles and leans in the doorway* Now to the game room

Turk: Alright! -Runs out and grabs Cae's hand as he runs past-

Caeculus: Fwa! *Grins and runs with Turk*

Yetaru: *Ears flick as he hears them coming, pauses the game of Halo*

Demyx: Sounds like a stampede...

Turk: -Slides to a stop and peeks in-

Xigbar: -Is napping, head resting against Dem's lap as he sits on the floor-

Caeculus: *Peeks in too* Hey, they're both here

Demyx: ...Do you want something?

Yetaru: *Just cocks his head and stares*

Turk: -Taps his fingers along the door way- Can we asked you two hooded guys a quick question?

Demyx: Uhh *Looks down at the sleeping Xig, smiles* You can ask me a question

Turk: Ok, um...what are people doing when they scream at night?

Demyx: .... *Turns bright red*

Yetaru: *Bites back a laugh. Coughs, slides off the couch and slips out of the room.*

Caeculus: *Waves after Yetaru, looks at Dem. Whispers* He looks like he's going to explode...

Demyx: Er, uh, uhm....

Turk: -Ears flick- Do you not know? It isn't anything bad is it?

Demyx: It's not bad, it's just...

Caeculus: Yes?

Demyx: Uhm uh....*Mumbles* We're having sex

Turk: -Blinks- Sex? -Turns to Cae- What is sex?

Caeculus: It's how mommys and daddys make babies *Nods* ...But I thought only men and women could have sex @3@

Demyx: *Decides he can't do this alone, nudges Xig*

Turk: Oh..Really? Then how do two guys have kids?

Xigbar: -Chokes a bit and quickly sits up- Wha-what? What is it? -Rubs his forehead- What's going on?

Caeculus: I don't know.... *Tilts his head* How do guy make teh babies?

Demyx: Err, uh *Makes some suggestive hand gestures* They uhhhh *Looks at Xig* Help

Turk: Is it that big ugly bird people always talk about?

Xigbar: -Blinks- Are you kidding me?

Caeculus: Bird? *Looks confused*

Demyx: The stork? No, that's just a story to tell kids... *Looks at Xig, shrugs helplessly*

Turk: Yes, him! Oh... -Ears fall at the news-

Xigbar: -Sighs as he gets up and walks over to the clueless duo. Gestures for them to lean in close so he can whispers the wonder of sex to them, but in a PG or PG-13 short cut-

Caeculus: *Shuffles over to Xig to listen* O3O

Demyx: *Ears flick*

Xigbar: -Whispers- So first...and then...then they..and...and that is how it all happens in the end. What do you think?

Turk: -Blinks and tilts his head-

Caeculus: .... *Blinks, turns his head and stares at Turk*

Turk: -Turns to Cae and whimpers as he stares back-

Xigbar: -Shrugs as he flops back on the couch and settles his head on Dem's lap-

Demyx: *Rests an ungloved hand on Xig's head while watching the two*

Caeculus: *Shuffles over and hugs Turk*

Turk: -Cuddles close and returns the hug, Whispers- Sex sounds strange...

Caeculus: *Nods in agreement* It sounds really strange... *Chews on his bottom lip, then pulls back. Stands and holds his hand out to Turk* Come on

Turk: -Tilts his hand and takes Cae's hand, smile- Alright!

Caeculus: *Smiles and skips out of the room to lead Turk away* Lets go see if we can find more eggs!

Turk: You think there are more eggs out there?

Caeculus: Yes *Bounces* Filled with candy OwO

Turk: -Tail wags in excitement- Okay! Where do we look first then!?

Caeculus: Outside in the park OwO

Turk: Whoo! -Runs off, hands flailing in excitement- I want to find some eggs!

Caeculus: Wait for me!! *Speeds after Turk*

Turk: What for wa- -Smacks right in to the sliding back door and falls down-

Caeculus: Chinchi! Are you alright? Don't head towards the light!!

Turk: -Makes grabby hands at the light poles outside- But they are so pretty CaeCae.

Caeculus: But they want to take you away from me!! ;3;

Turk: -Quickly Jumps up and clings to Cae- But I don't want them to take me away from you!

Caeculus: *Clings right back* And I don't want you to go!!

Turk: -Sniffles- Don't let them take me away CaeCae! Protect me!

Caeculus: I will! They'll never take you!!

Turk: -Cuddles close to Cae- You promise, CaeCae?

Caeculus: I promise *Kisses Turk's nose*

Turk: -Blinks at the kiss as he wiggles his nose. Smiles and gives Cae a quick kiss-

Caeculus: *Smiles* Want to go out now?

Turk: Alright! -Runs off, but stops to open the door, then runs off laughing again-

Caeculus: *Crawls out after Turk* OwO

Turk: -Starts running circles around the park- Eggs! Eggs! Where are you!?

Caeculus: *Crawls around, looks over the ground* Here's one!! *Holds up a blue egg and grins*

Turk: -Holds a hand out from under the fort to show a gold egg- I found one too! It is so shiny!

Caeculus: Ohhhh! O3O That looks like a special egg!!

Turk: -Wiggles out from under the fort- You really think so? I wonder if there is something special inside!

Caeculus: You should open it! OwO

Turk: Okay! -Twists and turn the egg, but find it stuck- It won't open up CaeCae!

Caeculus: *Crawls over* Want me to pull on one and you on the other?

Turk: -Nods and holds out one side of the egg- You ready?

Caeculus: *Grabs hold and nods* Yes

Turk: -Puts on a determined face and starts to pull and smiles a bit as the egg starts to crack open-

Caeculus: *Pulls harder, tail wagging in excitement*

Turk: -Yelps and tumbles on to the ground when the egg finally opens up and two toy rings pop out-

Caeculus: *Also tumbles onto to the ground. Quickly sits up* Are you alright Chinchi?

Turk: -Sits up and sways around a bit. Shakes his out and snaps out of his daze- I'm fine CaeCae, I think... -rubs the back of his head and looks around for the egg-

Caeculus: *Holds out his half of the egg* What fell out? *Looks around, then tilts his head when he sees the rings on the ground*

Turk: -Crawls over to the rings and carefully picks them up- Look CaeCae, rings! What do we do with them? o3o

Caeculus: *Blinks* You wear them? O3O

Turk: -Holds his hand out- Then take one then?

Caeculus: *Blinks again* Me?

Turk: Yes you. Who else?

Caeculus: *Smiles and takes one of the rings* Thank you Chinchi

Turk: No problem CaeCae! -Slips the ring on his finger and smiles-

Caeculus: *Puts his own ring on* Are we married now? O3O

Turk: -Blinks and looks down at his ring- I think so..we are both wearing rings.

Caeculus: *Blinks* This is what they did at the wedding, though the also kissed O3O

Turk: Do we kiss then?

Caeculus: *Nods* OwO *Scoots over to Turk and leans into to kiss him*

Turk: -Smiles and leans in to Cae, kiss him, his ears flicking around happily-

Caeculus: *Hugs Turk close, and kisses him again* Yay, now we're married 8D

Turk: Whoo! What do we do now?

Caeculus: PARTY!!

Turk: -Is bouncing on his bed-

Caeculus: Chinchi!! *Runs and hops right onto the bed*

Turk: -Stops and flops on the bed- Yes CaeCae? 8D

Caeculus: Do I have a fine butt? 8D

Turk: Hm. -Stokes his chin as he looks at Cae's butt- ..I think so! 8D

Caeculus: Really? OwO

Turk: Yes yes! It is very fine!

Caeculus: Yay! OwO *Tail wags, pounces at Turk*

Turk: -Laughs as he is pounced at. Wiggles under and huggles Cae-

Caeculus: *Nuzzles at Turk, then wiggles his eyebrows in a flirty manner* Chinchi has a nice butt too. A ver~y nice butt

Turk: -Giggles and pokes his own butt- Really? I've never looked at my butt before.

Caeculus: I've never looked at my own butt either 8D *Wraps his arms around Turk, slides a hand down and pats Turk's butt* Very nice butt

Turk: -Bites his lips to hold in a snicker. Leans up and gives Cae a quick peck on the lips- My butt is all happy now~ biggrin

Caeculus: It is? Why? OwO

Turk: Because you think it is nice~

Caeculus: Ohhh, I'm glad I made it happy then 8D

Turk: I'm glad too! I love you! owo

Caeculus: I love you too!! OwO

Turk: You mean it!? 8D

Caeculus: YES! 8D *Huggles* I love you more than ANYTHING Chinchi! OwO

Turk: Aw, I feel so loved! Let's celebrate with...something!

Caeculus: Something? *Tilts his head*

Ish: *Sucking on a giant lolly*

Riri: -Eyes the lolly-

Ish: *Eyes Riri*

Riri: ..I'll trade you for the lolly...

Ish: Trade me what?

Riri: ..Um..one of my boys?

Ish: *Ears perk* Ohhh? Which one?

Riri: -Takes out the chart- Which one do you want?

Ish: Hmmm *Looks over all your boys, points at Turk* I'll take him

Riri: Okay! 8D -Zooms off and comes back with Turk- Now hand over the lolly!

Turk: -Just smiles as he looks around and wonders what he is doing out here-

Ish: *Tosses you the lolly then latches onto Turk's leg* You'll be wife #3 8D

Riri: Yay! -Skips off with the lolly-

Turk: -Blinks and looks down at Ish- Wife number 3? I thought I was CaeCae's wife. Did he sell me!? ;A;

Ish: No *Points after you* He did 8D *Nuzzles Turk's leg*

Turk: B-but, what about CaeCae? And who are you?

Ish: I'm your new husband 8D

Turk: But I don't even know you.

Ish: *Wiggles his eyes brows* Well soon you'll get to know me REAL well

Turk: That line was kind of scary. Like..rapist scary! -flails-

Ish: It's not rape when you're my wife 8D

Turk: I-I guess that is true, but you are a Teen, aren't you?

Ish: No, I'm a midget! D<

Turk: -Tilts his head- Are you sure? You look like a teen.

Ish: That's only because I'm short! 8D

Turk: So..you are a short mult-wived rapist? That sounds like a weird way to live life.

Ish: I'm not a rapist, I only sleep with my wives. And they may resist at first, but they all become willing very fast 8D

Turk: Then how come I hear Kevin isn't willing with you?

Ish: He loves me secretly 8D He says otherwise so his hubby don't get jealous o3o

Turk: -Crouches down and pokes Ish- You have a funny imagination.

Ish: No I don't D8

Turk: Well I think you do, Mr. Midget Teen person guy!

Ish: You're not being a very good wife! D<

Turk: -Ears fall- I-I'm sorry..When did I become your wife?

Ish: When your human gave you to me!

Turk: I never asked to be given away though! -flails again and he rocks with worry-

Ish: Looks like you don't get a choice in the matter 8D

Turk: But why not? ;3;

Ish: Because! D<

Turk: Because what? What because? I need to know!

Ish: You're mine, that's all you need to know! D<

Turk: But what about my CaeCae!? ;A;

Ish: Who?

Caeculus: *Peeks his head in when he hears his name, a cookie in his mouth*

Turk: CaeCae. He's my husband. -Wiggles and holds up his hand with the ring on it.-

Ish: Not anymore!

Caeculus: *Takes the cookie out of his mouth* What do you mean not anymore? D8

Turk: B-but, I was married to him first! -Turns and frowns at Cae- He said I am his wife now! ;m;

Caeculus: What? But we didn't get a divorce!! ;3;

Ish: *Looks over Caeculus, snorts* I'm better than him

Turk: -Tears up- You want to divorce me CaeCae?

Caeculus: No! *Flails* That's not what I meant ;3; I meant is how can he marry you if I'm already married to you, we're not divorced D8

Turk: I don't know. -Turns to Ish- How does that work?

Ish: *Shrugs* Your human gave you to me, that makes you mine. End of story *Nods*

Caeculus: *Scowls and glares at Ish*

Ish: .... *Hides under the table*

Turk: -Whimpers and scoots on over to Cae. Clings to him-

Caeculus: *Huggles Turk* Chinchi is my wife, go find another one! D8<

Ish: But I don't wanna! ;-;

Turk: Don't let him take me CaeCae! I don't want to go!

Caeculus: He can never have you Chinchi *Nuzzles at Turk* Nobody can take you from me

Ish: *Pouts*

Turk: -Relaxes a bit and returns the nuzzling- You promise?

Caeculus: I promise *Nods* You and I are going to be together forever and ever!!

Ish: *Sniffles* How come nobody loves me? ;3;

Turk: -Smiles and wiggles around all happy like- Yay! I love you CaeCae!

Caeculus: I love you too Chinchi 8D Oh oh, can I try something!! OwO

Turk: Oh~ What is it? What do you want to try?

Caeculus: This! OwO *Dips Turk, like they always do when dancing like the Tango in the cheezy romance movies, and kisses him*

Turk: -Blinks, ears perked and clinging to Cae, as he is dipped. Giggles and returns the kiss-

Caeculus: *Grins then rights himself and Turk again* Fantabulous 8D

Turk: Where did you learn to do that?

Caeculus: The movies 8D

Turk: -Tilts his head- What movies?

Caeculus: The kissy kissy bang bang movies O3O

Turk: I've never heard of a kissy kissy bang bang movies before.

Caeculus: It those movies where they got lots of kissing *Whispers* then the guy and lady go off to have sex

Turk: -Blushes- Oh~ Those kinds of movies..Why were you watching those?

Caeculus: I wanted to know how to be more romantic O3O

Turk: I thought you were already romantic, Cae Cae.

Caeculus: *Blinks* I am? OwO

Turk: -Nods and smiles- I think you are!

Caeculus: *Claps and bounces* Yay 8D No more sexy watching for me

Turk: -Giggles- Wait, you actually watched the sex?

Caeculus: Usually I fast forwarded past it, but there was so much of it D8 *Blushes, then fidgets* Plus I was curious about how it happens. And if it really didn't hurt *Looks at the ground and kicks at it*

Turk: -Nods and looks away-..-whispers- What was it like?

Caeculus: *Shoves his hands into his pockets and blushes more* They looked like they enjoyed it

Turk: -Bites his lips- Oh, well..at least they had fun?

Caeculus: Yeah *Looks up at Turk and blushes more, before looking at the floor again*

Turk: -Blinks- Is there something wrong CaeCae?

Caeculus: *Shakes his head* No

Turk: Are you sure CaeCae? I want to help if there is something wrong.

Caeculus: *Lifts his and smiles at Turk* I'm fine

Turk: Okay then, CaeCae. I trust you.

Caeculus: *Pulls his hands out of his pockets* Hug?

Turk: -Grins and quickly hugs Cae-

Caeculus: *Smiles and huggles Turk* My Chinchi

Turk: -Tails wags around- Always your Chinchi! -Nuzzles-

Caeculus: Yay 8D *Picks Turk up a little and bear hugs him*

Turk: -Laughs and tightens his hold on Cae- You will be mine always too?

Caeculus: Yes! *Sets Turk back down* Always OwO

Turk: Whoo! -Wiggles dances- Now what!?

Caeculus: I don't know 8D

Turk: Lets chase squirrels!

Caeculus: Okay! 8D *Thrusts a finger into the air* To the outside!!

Turk: Which way is that!?

Caeculus: This way! *Takes Turk's hand and starts to lead the way*

Turk: -Nearly trips but catches himself- Don't crash! Don't crash!

Caeculus: I won't *Comes to a stop and frowns* I'd never do anything to hurt you Chinchi

Turk: I know. I just always crash in to things. -pouts-

Caeculus: Awww *Hugs Turk* Should I get Chinchi a helmet?

Turk: Chinchi doesn't need a helmet..

Caeculus: You sure? O3O

Turk: -Nods- I can be safe!

Caeculus: Okay *Kisses Turk's forehead and runs a hand through Turk's mowhawk* I'd hate if anything ever happened to you

Turk: -Smiles- I promise I will be safe for you Cae.

Caeculus: You will?

Turk: Yes! I will try my best to be very safe!

Caeculus: Good OwO

Turk: Really~? 8D

Caeculus: Yes 8D

Turk:: Then I am happeh!

Caeculus: We both happy then? 8D

Turk: -Nods- That is a good thing!

Caeculus: Yay OwO *Does a little happy dance*

Turk: -Giggles at Cae's dancing-

Caeculus: *Grins at Turk's giggles* I make Chinchi happy? OwO

Turk: You always make me happy Cae.

Caeculus: And that makes me happy, very happy

Lysander: -Wiggles away from Riri and crawls off to go find those parents of his-

Caeculus: It's eating me!! D8 *Trapped in a hoodie and wriggling on the floor while trying to get out of it*

Turk: -Flails- J-just stay will CaeCae and I will try to take it off!

Lysander: -Ears flick at the familiar voices and follows to them come upon the strange little scene. Tilts his head and blinks-

Caeculus: *Goes still* Okay ;3;

Turk: Lets see.. hm.. -Walks around to the end of Cae's head. Grabs and hoodie and starts pulling- Try and wiggle out CaeCae!

Lysander: -Quietly slinks by and stares up the bottom of the hoodie- ...?

Caeculus: *Wiggles to get out, then stops when he sees Lysander. Blinks* ... *Grins* Hi baby 8D

Turk: -Stops pulling when he hears the word baby- Baby? Where? Where's the baby!? -Pulls the hoodie harder-

Lysander: -Looks around and then points to himself-

Caeculus: Baby here *Nods happily and wiggles excitedly, slowly slipping out of the hoodie*

Turk: I wanna see! -Gives on last good tug and slips on the floor, the hoodie sent flying across the hall-

Lysander: -Slowly looks between Cae and Turk, wondering who is who at the moment-

Caeculus: *Looks back at Turk* Chinchi alright? *Points* And see, our baby Lysander

Turk: -Sits up and rubs the back of his head- ..I think so..-Blinks and slowly smiles with he spots the little baby- BABY! -crawls over and scoops Lysander up, huggles him- Our baby hatched!

Lysander: -Smiles at the huggling and starts to relax-

Caeculus: *Tail wags wildly and reaches over to snag Turk to hug him and Lysander* Isn't he cute?

Turk: -Smiles at the little huggle fest and leans against Cae. Nods- He is almost as cute as you!

Lysander: -Wiggles up on to Turk's shoulders and stares at Cae's hair.Tongue sticks out as he tries to paw at it-

Caeculus: *Laughs, leans his head down to give Lysander better access to his hair. Kiss Turk's cheek* I think you're mistaken Chinchi, you're the cute one

Turk: Aw, but I think you are the cute one CaeCae~ Very cute and sexy you are.

Lysander: -Manages to grab a few strands of hair and starts to lightly nibble on them-

Caeculus: *Blushes* Well I think that of Chinchi *Blinks, laughs* My hair tastey?

Turk: Then we can both me cute, together!

Lysander: -Nibbles a few more times before letting go and nodding-

Caeculus: *Pulls his head back and smiles at Lysander* I think he tops the both of us in cuteness Chinchi *Leans into the rub his nose against Lysander's* Do I get to taste your hair now?

Turk: Well he was cute, even as a little egg. -Smiles and pets Lysander-

Lysander: -Leans in to the better and then blinks up at Cae. Smiles and turns around to offer up his tail since he doesn't really have any hair-

Caeculus: *Jokingly nibbles at the fur on Lysander's tail* Mmm, he's tasty too!