Guild Magical 8 Ball

[Xumbra]

Follow instructions, I say.

Post your question and select a random number between 1 and 30. The result will correspond to the magical 8 ball responses below:

1. Yes.
2. No.
3. Possibly.
4. No. Well actually, yes.
5. Yes. Well actually, no.
6. Please try again.
7. You can count on it.
8. Don't count on it.
9. Maybe.
10. Sure.
11. Nope.
12. It depends on the weather.
13. The outlook is good.
14. The outlook is not so good.
15. I'm not sure at the moment.
16. Always.
17. Never.
18. What?
19. Of course.
20. Of course not.
21. *burp*
22. I think so.
23. I think not.
24. *blinks*
25. Most likely.
26. Most likely not.
27. You should have buttsecks, methinks.
28. It's obviously a yes.
29. It's obviously a no.
30. *winks suggestively*  

[Firiona]

Should Xumbra show me his enormous p***s?

-8. Don't count on it.
Damnit!  

[Xumbra]

Muahahahaha.  

[Firiona]

Is Xumbra's p***s actually enormous?

-26. Most likely not.
Oooooh! Ohhhh! Buuuurn!  

[Xumbra]

Does the 8 ball lie?  

[Firiona]

D;

Shut up!  

[Xumbra]

Ecks dee.  

[Amara Mika]

Is this guild the weirdest place on Gaia?

18. What?

Wow... not very promising.  

[Amara Mika]

Does Xumbra ever actually die?

9. Maybe.

GAH!!! I want a real answer, you stupid thing! *spray paints a 6 on it* Mwaha.  

[Xumbra]

[blinks]  

[Amara Mika]

*mentally pokes you*  

[oceanfinger717]

Is Xumbra an uberly huggable teddy burr? <3

11. Nope.
;________;  

[Xumbra]

Oh well. I guess the teddy bear suit is coming off.  

[oceanfinger717]

Noooo! *cries* ;_;