Quote/conversation of the day!

[Dokuganryu]

Oh ho! I'm really bored...

Oh snap...so, every day I - or someone else who posts before me -evil glare- will update this page with a quote/funny conversation...I suppose.
Or if everyone's too lazy just think, that everytime we forget an emo will fall off a cliff...

Nah, that's just harsh.

Quote/conversation of today, is between Ranmaru and Magoichi..hehe
-Checks date-

Magoichi: "I think I've found the most beautiful girl in all Japan - You won't get away from me, pretty lady!"

Ranmaru: "Stop that! I'm a man! Can't you see that?"

Magoichi: "A man...! Uh... are you sure about that?"
-SW2- Empires

Oh dear, Ranmaru gets hit on by everybody!

*Note, All quotes/conversations may not be entirely accurate o_O...  

[Chips and Freedom]

BWAHAHAHAHA.

Magoichi is fun. xDDDD

I am like, collecting the funny events on SW2 Empires. lol

This is one of my faves (all the funny ones revolve around Ranmaru blaugh )

MITSUNARI
Be careful, Ranmaru. I'd hate to think what would come of you if you damaged that pretty face.

RANMARU
What? What are you implying?!

MITSUNARI
Relax.
I didn't mean anything by it...precious.



rofl

 

[SPANDEXUAL]

Oh, but there's so many!! xDDD

RANMARU: Such a heated battle! Just what is going on here?!

NOHIME: Ranmaru... This is a battle to determine the most beautiful WOMAN in Japan. But for you, I'll make an exception.

RANMARU: W-What?!



~No's Dream, SW2.

 

[Chips and Freedom]

RANMARU BASHING, PT. 4

SAKON
It must be hard for you, Ranmaru, trying to act tough with that pretty face of yours.

RANMARU
Absolutely not! I'm just as much a warrior as anyone else!
My soul is strong! My enemies tremble in the presence of my overwhelming spirit!

SAKON
Right. Y'know, scars are pretty manly. Maybe a couple of those would help.



rofl

 

[shokats]

Ermm...this actually isn't an actual quote, just a little something I made up...

My name is Date Masamizzles, Head Balla of tha Northside! Get out tha way or I cap yo a**, fool!  

[Dokuganryu]

-Chuckles-
Poor Ranmaru! He get's hit on by everyone!  

[dei-kun 394]

oooooook is sakon straight ?? ps i have on

tadakatsu: you are strong but your faith lies in the wrong place

sakon:so i guess that means i dont get a date with that hot doughter of your  

[Chips and Freedom]

deidara 394 kisame

oooooook is sakon straight ?? ps i have on

tadakatsu: you are strong but your faith lies in the wrong place

sakon:so i guess that means i dont get a date with that hot doughter of your

rofl rofl rofl





I have a theory. (That's everyone's cue to STOPREADING.)
Sakon is in love with himself, first and foremost.
3nodding
Before any girl.
Before Mitsunari, even.
SAKON + HIMSELF 4EVA.

rofl

 

[DC Hawkman]

Here are the taunts from SW2E.

Nobunaga: Is that supposed to be your head between your shoulders? I thought it was a kumquat!
Noh: Where did you get that face? Was your mother that ugly too?
Mitsuhide: You are a true disgrace to your family name.
Ranmaru: I understand if you fear me. I know how intimidating my glamourous masculinity can be.
Katsuie: I see you follow your family tradition of cowardice.
Keiji: Hey, you're so stupid that... that... uh.... yeah, stupid!
Oichi: What's wrong? Afraid you'll be beaten by a girl who fights with a toy?
Ieyasu: Disgraceful! You are the greatest coward in all the land!
Hanzou: Come and fight me... you nauseating bag of waste!
Tadakatsu: HAH! Before the might of Tadakatsu you tremble and hide like a little girl...
Ina: You foul brute... I feel defiled by your mere presence.
Hideyoshi: Hey! I've broken wind that packs more punch than you!
Nene: Pyuh! Did someone leave rotten fish out in the sun? Oh... I'm sorry... it's just you.
Mitsunari: Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror.... without it breaking?
Sakon: Tell me, what is it like to be both dumb and weak?
Magoichi: Ugly and stupid? It's like you're my exact opposite.
Masamune: Don't swing that weapon too hard! Your tiny little brain might fall out of your head!
Kotaro: Untrained cur! Go howl at the moon like the dog you are!
Shingen: Hohoho... are you afraid to come out and fight a decrepit old man?
Yukimura: Too terrified to move, huh? Coward!
Kenshin: Your very existance on the battlefield is an insult to war!
Kanetsugu: Lily-livered coward! A man without honor is nothing but an animal!
Nagamasa: Infidel! I can see your weapon shaking with your cowardice!
Okuni: If you can't handle me, you can always go home to your mommy!
Yoshihiro: Are ya soft kid? This is no place for a puny little kid like you!
Ginchiyo: A coward like yourself has NO RIGHT to stand on the SAME battlefield AS I!
Musashi: HEY! Your mama's so fat she's got her own daimyo! hahahahahha
Kojirou: Please stay back. I don't want to get your nasty entrails on my perfect blade.
Brave: Quiet! I can't hear a thing over the cowardly rattling of your armor!
Strong: If you're too afraid to fight, you should've stayed home with your mommy!
Fierce: Too frightened to move, huh? Don't blame you.
Noble: Kneel before your betters, you lowly worm...
Wise: Never in all my years have I found such a knock-kneed(?) coward
Wild: You lying, cheating, worthless good-for-nothing...!


Musashi.. hmmm...  

[Chips and Freedom]

BWAHAhaha taunts for the win. xDDDDDD

 

[SPANDEXUAL]

rofl WIN.

 

[Dokuganryu]

Lawl.

Too funny. Yey for Masamune's taunt!  

[SPANDEXUAL]

Almost everything Okuni says is GOLD, so I can't be bothered putting them up here. xd

 

[shokats]

Anyone here go on 7chan? Someone called a Rule 34 on Kotarou a while back...  

[Chips and Freedom]

Yes dear.


Um.
Ok. xD


SAKON
Are you gonna stay inside and work all day again?
What's wrong? Are you sick or something?

MITSUNARI
If you're concerned about my health, you should stop that awful racket.

SAKON
I was just playing a little music for you on the biwa.
Didn't you like it?

MITSUNARI
-sniggering- I feel sorry for the poor instrument.

SAKON
There we go. I knew I could make you laugh.




mrgreen