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.:As adapted from my dream from last night, 5/17/2007:.
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I found myself in a mall. A mall very similar in size to the Mall of America. Huge, gigantisaurus size. Somehow or another, the dream started that I was by the side of a man-made, sandstone brick river that ran through the middle of the mall. The river itself was probably 20 feet below the surface, with an additional 40 feet of running water beneath, so it was a good drop that you couldn't get out of if you fell in.

Evidently, I was with two people out of hundreds of tiny peoples running through the mall to get away from the giant. One of whom was similar to a geek like Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron on Nickelodeon. Very tubby, round, glasses, red hair. Another was a lesbian goth girl that seemed to have a love-hate obsession with me. You know, a crush that she didn't want to tell me about. The three of us were hiding behind a stack of crates from a 20 foot invisible giant out to hunt us. That's all I knew at the time.

The lesbian girl shoves me saying "He's coming, go, move!" so we all start running for cover and end up inside what becomes a storage warehouse for all of the mall's inventory. The walls of items and piles of s**t were ridiculously high, but gave ample hiding spaces.

The Carl-like kid started crawling and stopped dead in his tracks, paralyzed. This is when I look over and see a giant needle sticking out of his body and the lesbian goth tells me "He's shooting the needles". So. Here I am in a giant warehouse being chased by an invisible giant that has a peashooter he's using to shoot poison needles that paralyze so he can come and kill us. Lovely!

So then the lesbian girl and I hide in a corner near the entrance to some foreign imports store with a lot of vases and indian gold elephants and so on. The goth girl ends up touching a black marble stone on a water fountain that's going in the store and magically becomes the giant's size like poof! So I do the same thing and we get big.

We see the giant coming who has dawned a table cloth cloak around his still invisible body. So we run at him, dodging the now normal size needles and smack him like mad. Each smack making him become more visible until finally he's able to be fully seen and we recognize him as some genetic scientist gone mad. We explode his head just to be sure he's good n' dead.

The end of the dream? The lesbian goth girl makes out with me until I drag her over the edge of the river in the middle of the mall and I drown her.

Then I woke up...

The end!
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Just thought I'd share that with you guys. <3

No idea. Though a friend of mine said he had a dream the night before and he was the giant. Coincidence? eek

It's Alice in Wonderland in the US! XD

*takes out psychology textbooks*

This means you are in denial about being attracted to women and see the world as an unwelcoming place which will not accept who you are. You are worried about how you're admittance of this attraction would affect you in everyday life. You feel that you're being overshadowed by society and forced to live by society's standard of normality.

This is clearly obvious of course. 4laugh *waits for Tinintri to come out of the closet*

We'll support you. heart

My friend had the weirdest dream though.

Okay so she is walking along and suddenly this huge women, with very large boobs comes out and says. "There is two things that I got that you don't have: Cleavage and fighting skills."(Which isn't true, my friend has pretty nice boobs, back to the story thought)

So this lady goes on to beat the crap out of her and my friend sees one of her close friend come out of a door. Only her friend is wearing a viking helmet and her friend turns into Flavor Flave. Turns out, this large-breasted women is dating Flavor Flave and they start making out. After awhile, my friend tries to get up, but she is all bruised and bleeding and the large-breasted women goes back to beating the crap out of her while Flavor Flave cheers.

I still tease her about this dream constatnly.

O! OH! OHH!! Pick me, I have a fever dream.

So I was in this semi-conscious state and I was watching pokemon. I was running a fever around 102. I was convinced that Brock, a pokemon main character, was in my bathroom with a knife, ready to kill me. I even told my parents and they lookd at me funny. I has the worst sleep because I was afraid he was going to kill me in my sleep.

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Don't be sorry that you laughed at the event the caused me nightmares FOR TWO WEEKS. I'm kidding. If I didn't want to be laughed at, I wouldn't have said anything.

Pokemon not only steals your soul. It does this to your brain *takes out a pan and squishes an egg*

And this to your grades *smashes a bunch of plates* and this to your....*is taken away by copyright infringement people for taking the idea of that stupid drug commercial*

I don't mean litteraly that is what happens, though it has happened to me with Zelda. I love this game.

But did you get the commercial joke? I was attempting to be funny.

Oh this television is way before my time. This was, like, in the 80s.

Let me search Youtube.