Reasons Why Nerds and Mechanics are Perverted
This just came to me when I was with my fiancee today.
If you know anymore, add 'em!
The Inventory
nuts (and bolts)
shafts
flexible shafts
playing with joysticks
RAM stick
male/female, female/female, male/male connectors
Nails
Screws (and Screw-Drivers)
The Sayings
Megabyte Me
Not now, I'm working with my shaft!
*pokes you with boring bar* Am I boring you?
*pokes you with RAM stick* HAHA! I finally rammed you!
The Irony
I once met Bill Gates and I finally understood why his company
is called Mircosoft!
Microsoft Works.
Dude, you're getting a Dell! [[for the record, Dell's SUCK]]
The Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, and Tru Calling Fanclub
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