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 Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:16 pm
Granted but then you become so engrossed in the show that you waste away in front of the t.v.
I wish i wasn't sick and neither was my boyfriend. (I ish not allowed to see him til we're better. sad )
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:44 pm
Granted but then you two are turned into squirles xd
I wish I could find a girlfriend 3nodding .
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:55 pm
Granted. But she then turns out to be a squirrel. Her original boyfriend, who has also been turned into a squirrel, gets made and claws your eyes out.
I wish I had a PS3.
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:15 pm
Granted but your drunk when you get it and then you get sober and realize that its a squirel.
I wish I had a ninja monkey.
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:53 pm
Granted, but it's killed in battle with a Female Ninja Squirrel.
I wish I had a WWE Championship Belt.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:32 pm
Granted but then you lose to a ninja monkey zombie and lose it.
I wish it would snow.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:42 pm
Granted. You and several of your friends have a party at your house one night when it starts to snow. It was a blizzard of unnatural proportions. Instead of 18 inches, it's 18 feet and your all stuck in the house for 3 days. When it finally starts to melt, you tunnel your way out of the house to find that you've been transported to another world. In this world, there is no electricity, no rock music, no cars, and the world is ruled by a giant zombie ninja monkey. You go to ask a policeman where you are, but you don't have any Id papers and are thrown in jail. You and your friends are later sold as slaves to a wizard for his experiments. After a few years, he hears your tale and takes pity on you and shows you how to open portals to walk the many realms. It takes many years, but you finally come back to the real world, but now you 65 years old. twisted
I wish I could defeat the evil ninja monkey to take over that magical world.
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:21 pm
Granted but then the monkey's good brother comes and kills you to avenge his brother.
I wish I could spend Valentine's Day with my boyfriend. (He's going to be out of town) sad
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:01 am
(Sorry, but this is the first thing that jumped into my mind)
Granted, but he then dumps you on Monday.
I wish I had nicer thoughts.
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:19 am
Granted but then everyoen gets annoyed with you.
I wish you had nicer thoughts too. crying
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:29 am
Granted but then their all about me.
I wish this guild would prosper rapidly to the point that it's upkeep was a full time job.
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:26 am
(I wish both the guilds I'm in would do that, but in the other guild, it's just me and this girl, everyone else just stopped posting including the captain)
Granted, but then someone takes something you said the wrong way and reports you to the Gaia Admins. You are then banned from Gaia.
I wish I could see Friday the 13th. (work at a theater and never get to watch movies anymore.)
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:18 am
Granted, but then before you enter the theater, you get hit in the back by an axe wielding sycopath.
I wish I had a torqe wrench.
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:50 am
Granted, but you have to take it from a axe wielding psychopath first.
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Wingedspirityayoi Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:16 am
....i wish I could grant you a wish (???)
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