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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:06 pm
(Sorry, that's proibly what killed this thread). Granted, but after you see the wish, you wished you hadn't.
I wish my boss at work would be fired. (He fired his two assistants and now I'm doing their job)
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:29 pm
Granted, but now you have to do his job as well as the others'.
i wish I had a couple more days of break.
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Wingedspirityayoi Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:14 pm
Granted, but you come down with the Flu.
I wish I could get a pay raise.
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:32 am
Granted, but then you spend it all and some how get fired for that idem.
I wish i could draw with realism.
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Wingedspirityayoi Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:33 pm
Granted. Your art ability becomes so grand that your works parallels that of Michelangelo and Leonardo Deviance. They put your art in a house in New York. One night, they come to life and step out of the paintings. They brake the window and wreck havoc across the city. When the sun rises, your paintings come to life freeze in place, one with your name on his chest. The police come and arrest you. After that, your art becomes worthless and nobody wants to associate with you ever again.
I wish I knew what was happening at work right now. (My day off and something happened, but I'm not sure what. The DM called me and asked me to come in on my day off tomorrow. I'm in the clear of whatever is happening, but I still worried as to why I'm being called in.)
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:52 pm
Granted, but Its not what you think and now that you have been called to work you realize that the problem that caused your day off to disappear was nothing more than a simple give and take babble. You will not be pleased.
I wish the computer sceen would stop freaking out.
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Wingedspirityayoi Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:07 pm
Granted, but then it just blows up. (also, you were almost right. They wanted me in there to fill out an HR report)
I wish I didn't watch so many horrible movies. (watching Year One now, second time today. I know. I'm sad. I'm bored. I'm a moron.)
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:02 pm
Granted, but then everyone ran out of good ideas for movies and ALL of them became bad movies. (sweet i'm almost a mind reader.)
i wish i wasn't a sap for movies like 50 first dates. (lol don't worry we have our moments)
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Wingedspirityayoi Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:12 pm
Granted, but then you become addicted to movie such as Santa Meets the Martians.
I wish I did't have this stupid cough. (I get sick for one day and have the cough for a month afterward, and now I'm watching the movie "9" and have no idea what it's about.)
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:53 pm
Granted, but then when you get sick the next time cough is ten times worse (oh thats a good movie!)
i wish i could have seen all the movies i missed.
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Wingedspirityayoi Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:46 am
Granted, you find a movie site that allows you too watch and download all the movie you want for free, but then you find out that it's an FBI sting site and they send you to jail for bootlegging.
(but if you want a good movie site, that is free, I know of one that you can use.)
I wish I had all the answers.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:17 pm
Granted, but then moments later you head exploded because of brain expansion.
i wish i could win a game.
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Wingedspirityayoi Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:16 pm
Granted, but then they found out that you had to cheat to win. You spend the next week in the hospital afterward. (Not sure what game you mean, so I put gambling as replacement.)
I wish I could kill that old Leprechaun. (read the old Messing with a dwarf Leprechaun if you want to know what I'm talking about.)
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:17 pm
Granted, but then someone brings him back as a zombie and comes after you. (yeah I read that...funny)
I wish there was more time in the world for personal time.
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Wingedspirityayoi Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:46 am
Granted, there are now 48 hours in a day, but this makes a conflict in space and time creating a black hole to open up in our atmosphere which then sucks the earth in. Everybody is now dead.
I wish I had a better car. (My jeep seems like it's about to fall apart)
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