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 Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:21 pm
Ok bare with me here...
Monty Python and the Holy Grail-
*She turned me into a newt! I got better...*
*1, 2, 5!* *No 3 sir!* *3!*
*Bring out your dead!*
(Get's hit in the chest by arrow) *Message for you sir!*
*Naughty Zoot! You must spank her! Yes! Then me! You must spank us all we need a good spanking!*
Resident Evil Genesis-
*I think when I get out of here I'm gonna get laid.* *You might want to take a shower first.*
*That homicidal b***h killed my team* *That Homicidal b***h maybe our only way out of here.*
*Gimme that switch I'm gonna fire her a***
*You cut the power, You let them out*
Ariel the Little Mermaid-
*Someone needs to pin that girls tail to the floor*
Sgt. Bilko-
*I can't do that!* *Oh sgt. he said can't!*
*I think the guys hate me.* *Oh they don't hate you.* *Wally we hate you and it's signed by everyone* *Let me see that, ah yes that's Dobermens X.*
*What's that!* *It's s**t sir* *What's it doing over there?!*
*Sgt.? Kids in the store room?* *They won't die infact that will be our motto, They won't die.*
Fifth Element-
*Hey what's this?* *It'sa it'sa* *No no no no if it were a bomb the ship has a bomb detector...* (womans voice) *Please remain calm*
I have more coming oh you wait and see....
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:53 am
umm..............I can't think of any.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:59 pm
"Few people have the psycology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and pull over to the side, this is wrong, it arouses contempt in a cops heart, make the B*****rd chase you, he will follow. But he wont know what to make of your blinker signal that says your about to turn right. This is to let him know your pulling off for a proper place to talk. It'll take him a moment to realise hes going to make a 180 degree turn at that speed, but you will be ready so brace for the gd with fast toe heel work" -Fear and loathing in las vegas
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:19 pm
"Thats Johnny Chimpo! It's Afganastanimation."
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:02 am
One of my favorite quotes is, "the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:33 am
"I wrote a script for a soap opera and there was a scene where the woman gets cheated on by her husband and her best friend. The director thought it was cheesy so he cut it out. Too bad I didn't realize that was going to happen to me. I guess life is cheesy. Too bad I couldn't cut it out too." From a book I read recently.
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:26 am
"Mmm, Kyle's money! It feels so good!"
-Cartman
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:10 am
"The truth is I can't start over without you and I've really come to like you guys."
-Homer Simpson, talking to Marge and his family.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:37 am
"We can't fly all the way to America!" "But..this kid has cancer!....In his a**!"
-Radio Head, South Park
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:41 am
"Eat a hearty breakfast because tonight we dine in hell!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:48 pm
Some of my faves:
They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.
~Ernest Hemmingway~
I hate the stars because I look at the same ones as you do, without you.
~Anonymous~
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.
~Anais Nin~
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:30 pm
lolz I got lots of randomly funny quotes, most of them are from youtube vids. ^_^
"Could you give a free sample to a pretty lady?"
"Sure, Do you know any?"
~Chowder (tv show)
Some Kid: "My mom thinks I'm special."
Iruka: "Yeah, well your moms a skank"
Some Kid: "At least I have a mom."
Iruka: "Ah, touche."
~Naruto Abridged Series
4th Hokage:"Kakashi we need to end on something funny. pick up that carton of milk."
Kakashi: "Yes sir! *picks up carton of milk* Haha, it has a cow on it. haha moo. haha dance cow, dance!"
~Naruto Abridged Series
Kakashi: "Now I want you to eat in front of Naruto and don't give him anything. Got it!?"
Sasuke and Sakura: "We got it."
*2 seconds after Kakashi leaves*
Naruto: "Hey can I have some food?"
Sasuke: Sure
*Kakashi comes back*
Kakashi: What the **** did I just say!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
~Naruto Abridged Series
Sakura: This is a horrible supermarket!
That random dude: Yeah well, Chouji was just here.
~Naruto Abridged Series
Announcer Dude: Naruto Abridged 16! Now with 60% more Neji!
Neji: Dude, that's awesome!!
~Naruto Abridged
Kakashi: Guys, I think Zabuza is still alive. *dramatic music plays*
Naruto: Yeah, we pretty much figured that out.
~Naruto Abridged
Mikey: I'd bring an inflatable palm tree.
Gerard: But Mikey, the palm trees would be there already.
~MCR-Black Parade Interview
"But some people weren't liken it!" ~Danny Noriega heart heart heart
Gaara: How many H's are there in "funk"? ~Naruto Abridged
4th Hokage: I'm just here to stop the action. *wind starts blowing in the distance* ~Naruto Abridged
Orochimaru: *thinking* In this disguise no one will know that I'm Orochimaru.
Some Dude: Hey Orochimaru! We're getting chinese food do you want any?
Orochimaru: I'm NOT Orochimaru!!!! I'm.........Steven.
~Naruto Abridged
roflz tht's all I can remember right now, but I'll be back. ^_^
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:58 pm
I liked the Fifth Element, and really liked how Dallas negotiates hehe... but anyway.
From the Priest: I-I will do as you command, but please hurry! You still have time!
From Korben Dallas: I only speak two languages - English and bad English.
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:30 pm
I'm not sure if it has been said but,
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
-Abe Lincoln
*No signatures please, thank you, The watcher.
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:15 am
"If you can't blow them away with brilliance, blind them with bullshit."
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