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Someones gonna sue that Mexican guy for being racist, not for murder but for racism!

LOL y`know, after I posted that I expected someone to relate with the revive incident, oh well that woulda been funnier. just shows how crazy we are sticking to the steppin on someones head and making that funny. twisted

You know you've played gears of war to much when you hear someone say "emergencey hall" and mistake it for emergence hole and yell "CORPSER"

You've played too much Gears when...

You have to sprint for the bus, and you roadie run instead.

You wear a paintball helmet, and you think you're Carmine.

When something hits you in the head and you say "s**t, I just got Carmined"

When your printer jams, and you say "I've just done a Carmine"

When you see someone you don't like, and say "Attack" like a Theron Guard.

When you see a closed door, and feel compelled to kick it open.

If something hits you, you 'get downed'

You attempt to crab walk in real life

When you say "Serve the queen" like Raam when you're in England.

When you talk to your girlfriend on the phone, and accidentally called her Anya.

You come up with this many "You've played Gears of War too much when..."
Definitions:
Getting Carmined= Headshot.
Just done a Carmine= His gun jammed before he died... lol.

You know you've played Gears of War to much when you play campaign and know where every ammo box, weapon spawn, and enemy apperance is.

You also know how to skip over certain parts of the game.

You know every single line to the game and recite them with emphasis or try to do the charachters voice.

You can headshot anybody with out using the left trigger for the longshot, pistol and tourqe bow.

You search the whole campaign for glitches ((is raining in one place not in another))

You go to each COG tag location during a replay of the game even though you collected them all.

You personaly would rather be playing Gears of War then doing this..

You miss important events to get more achivements.....I'm guilty of that one I missed my friends wedding to get act 1-5 on casual and hardcore big mistake

can't do any normal movment but a gears movement ((ex. roadie running aim walking etc...etc..))

Try to Curb stomp a curb ((My friend is guilty fo that one))

I think I ran out of Ideas

ROFLMFAO. I almost called my girlfriend Anya! Was pretty awkward I was like "Hey ahh......ahhh I`m hungry, what`s up?" LOL

you knwo you play gears of war too much when you decide to buy your friend gears of war and an xbox 360 so you can prove you're too good.

You know you've played too much gears when:

You mount the couches in your house and take cover behind everything

Start shotting your dad in the a** with a plastic nerf gun. ahh well, it's funny everytime.

During a paintball fight, you actually roll away when doging and fail.

You see one of those electrical meat cutters that look like a chainsaw and actually have a thought of attaching it to your plastic nerf shot gun and run around the neighborhood yelling at people to get down.

You don't have a life anymore BECAUSE all you do is play gears.

You see some ugly fat chick in red and point to her thinking she's a theron guard.

You kick your friend in the nuts and when he falls you tea-bag him.

Wanting your curb stomp your annoying younger sibling when he trips and falls...

You speak to other people in locust language and pretend you're a smart a** and know a REAL foreign language.

You and your friend actually make an explosive and design it look like a frag grenade...

Wanting to join the army.

It's all I got...though not all of those are me...Just shooting my dad and killing my brother...