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 Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:18 pm
If it's foot print is bigger then your car, you don't need a beware of pet sign.
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:39 pm
" There is no such thing as innocence, only greed and guilt "
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:12 am
"It's better to look forward to the journey than to arrive."
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:50 am
Ok bare with me here...
Monty Python and the Holy Grail-
*She turned me into a newt! I got better...*
*1, 2, 5!* *No 3 sir!* *3!*
*Bring out your dead!*
(Get's hit in the chest by arrow) *Message for you sir!*
*Naughty Zoot! You must spank her! Yes! Then me! You must spank us all we need a good spanking!*
Resident Evil Genesis-
*I think when I get out of here I'm gonna get laid.* *You might want to take a shower first.*
*That homicidal b***h killed my team* *That Homicidal b***h maybe our only way out of here.*
*Gimme that switch I'm gonna fire her a***
*You cut the power, You let them out*
Ariel the Little Mermaid-
*Someone needs to pin that girls tail to the floor*
Sgt. Bilko-
*I can't do that!* *Oh sgt. he said can't!*
*I think the guys hate me.* *Oh they don't hate you.* *Wally we hate you and it's signed by everyone* *Let me see that, ah yes that's Dobermens X.*
*What's that!* *It's s**t sir* *What's it doing over there?!*
*Sgt.? Kids in the store room?* *They won't die infact that will be our motto, They won't die.*
Fifth Element-
*Hey what's this?* *It'sa it'sa* *No no no no if it were a bomb the ship has a bomb detector...* (womans voice) *Please remain calm*
I have more coming oh you wait and see....
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:05 pm
"What was it?" "I think it was after the queen."
If I may point something out... WTF? Darth Maul is obviously male!
"Yousa thinks yousa Qui-gon gonna die?"
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:57 am
"Take that vest off. You look like Aladdin."
LOL
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:19 pm
"So when is the big game?"
"Yesterday"
"Oh, well good luck then"
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:43 pm
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."
"Its not a you had to be there kind of thing, its a you have to be as mentally retarded as us kinda thing."
"FOR SHAME PETA FOR SHAME!!!!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:30 am
Where are the cops when you need them? Their here when no one is around, but when s**t goes down, they are no where to be found.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:20 pm
"The only people you need in your life are the ones that prove your needed in theirs."
"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. -Marilyn Monroe
"What do you mean I have ADD? Ooo.. A butterfly!"
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:02 pm
"So you mean if I talk like this then like you won't be like my friend anymore?"
"I am Lion hear me.........*Door slams and angry wife walks in* oh s**t run away run away."
* Wahahahaha I got you!No sigs!Read the damn rules!!! busted by Hawk
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:45 pm
"Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." -Picasso
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." -Albert Einstein
"Insanity is inherited. You get it from your kids."
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:42 pm
"Heaven dont want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over."
"Im not Psychic,I just use my brain."
*No sigs!Read the damn rules!!! busted by Hawk
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:44 pm
...Insanity is wasting your life for nothing when you have the blood of a killer flowing through your veins.
Insanity is being s**t on, beat down, coasting through life in a miserable existence when you have a key to a lion locked inside and the key to release it.
Wanted - Morgan Freeman
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:31 pm
" The only difference between tattooed and untattooed people is that tattooed people are much cooler and can kick your butt"
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