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 Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:31 am
 Shake me all night...
Top Ten Random Sayings That Pop Into My Mind.
1. Never criticize someone before you walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
2. Is that a sexy tune, Mrs. Badcrumble?
3. How does Teflon stick to the pan?
4. If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
5. When his house was destroyed, his family dead, and his life in shambles, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up at the heavens, "Why, God? Why me?"
And the thundering voice of God answered, "There's jsut just something about you that pisses me off."
6. We had gay robbers the other night. They broke into our hosue house and rearranged the furniture.
7. In your head, zombie!!!!
8. Courderoy pillows! They're making headlines!
9. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
10. Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk before me for I may not follow. Don't walk beside me either.
Just leave me alone.
Shake it don't break it, baby.
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:37 am
[Ammonia+Razorblades] 10. Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk before me for I may not follow. Don't walk beside me either.
Just leave me alone.
whee
people don't walk behind me when i'm working out because i get the farts whee those that do are swiftly punished xd
actually, gas is one of the best deterrents ever created... who wants to have sex with someone who reeks of sewer gas? (besides a rat... but they'll hump anything with a hole and a heartbeat <.< so that don't count...)
"...To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..." -Kahn, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:34 pm
Some rats don't even need the heartbeats. >3>
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:24 pm
Mideal Some rats don't even need the heartbeats. >3>
"...To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..." -Kahn, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:31 pm
Mideal glomps Mideal 4. FIST OF NOSEHAIR, SNOT FOR YOOOOOOOUUUUU Its sad that i know that the quote is from Bobobobobobobobo Is it sad... or awesome? a combination of both cry blaugh
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:35 pm
My Top Ten Websites
10.post secret
9.youTube
8.tv-links
7.xanga
6.facebook
5.groupboard.com
4.homestarrunner.com
3.bored.com
2.Myspace
1.Gaia
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:47 pm
Kalsta Mideal Some rats don't even need the heartbeats. >3>
"...To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..." -Kahn, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn *hisses and creeps backward* D8<
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:42 am
Mideal Kalsta Mideal Some rats don't even need the heartbeats. >3>
"...To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..." -Kahn, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn *hisses and creeps backward* D8<
"...To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..." -Kahn, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:28 am
Shake me all night...
Top Ten Things I Can Do Without
10. holier-than-thou Christians.
9. stupidity
8. skeptics
7. liars
6. racists
5. sexist remarks (on both genders)
4. the distance between me and my boyfriend.
3. rap and r&b
2. my mom's boyfriend's drug problem.
1. My ex boyfriend's drug problem.
Shake it don't break it, baby.
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:59 pm
Ten Favorite Pastimes for the Disturbed Child (*some could be considered illegal somewhere):
yes, a few of these have to do with corn... there isn't much to go with in Indiana x-x
10. Russian roulette w/ corn cobs and cars (corn, meet road, your soon-to-be eternal friend whee )
9. *Corn chucking on cars (grabbing corn seeds and tossing them at cars or passing motorcycles... only considered funny until someone crashes x-x)
8. *Playing "HORSE" in an abandoned house under construction (i have actually done this a few times :XP smile
7. Cow tipping
6. Shooting random things with a BB gun
5. *Home-made firecrackers
4. Egging crotchy old people's cars when they're in the grocery store (they stole your candy at Halloween D: NO REMORSE FOR THEM!!)
3. Making a potato cannon out of a bicycle pump, some PVC pipes (including a valve of some kind to keep the air back long enough), bicycle tire valve (the thingy you stick the pump onto), and a good ol' fashion potato 3nodding hours of fun and mayhem will ensue once constructed whee (note: forest wildlife has enough problems... so don't hit the squirrels, please... spiders and [if you're REALLY good] mosquitoes are prime targets however due to the fact that few people actually like either >w<)
2. Snipe hunting (only fun if not on the receiving end of this joke ><)
1. Pantie theft in plain sight >w< (extra fun if you can manage to steal multiple pairs of drawers from their drawers whee )
"...To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..." -Kahn, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:43 am
Kalsta Ten Favorite Pastimes for the Disturbed Child (*some could be considered illegal somewhere):
yes, a few of these have to do with corn... there isn't much to go with in Indiana x-x
10. Russian roulette w/ corn cobs and cars (corn, meet road, your soon-to-be eternal friend whee )
9. *Corn chucking on cars (grabbing corn seeds and tossing them at cars or passing motorcycles... only considered funny until someone crashes x-x)
8. *Playing "HORSE" in an abandoned house under construction (i have actually done this a few times :XP smile
7. Cow tipping
6. Shooting random things with a BB gun
5. *Home-made firecrackers
3. Making a potato cannon out of a bicycle pump, some PVC pipes (including a valve of some kind to keep the air back long enough), bicycle tire valve (the thingy you stick the pump onto), and a good ol' fashion potato 3nodding hours of fun and mayhem will ensue once constructed whee (note: forest wildlife has enough problems... so don't hit the squirrels, please... spiders and [if you're REALLY good] mosquitoes are prime targets however due to the fact that few people actually like either >w<)
Shake me all night...
My boyfriend has done all of those.
He moved up to Bakersfield, redneck capital of the world. XD
Also, stealing corn for dinner.
And riding a dirt bike all over the place.
Literally, his neighborhood is surrounded by dirt.
Shake it don't break it, baby.
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:50 am
Shake me all night...
(I can't resist)
Ten Things I Hate About You
I hate the way you talk to me,
And the way you cut your hair. (1)
I hate the way you drive my car. (2)
I hate it when you stare. (3)
I hate your big dumb combat boots,
And the way you read my mind. (4)
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way your always right. (5)
I hate it when you lie. (6)
I hate the way you make me laugh, (7)
Even worse when you make me cry.(8 )
I hate it when your not around,
And the fact that you didn't call. (9)
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, (10)
Not even close,
Not even a little bit,
Not even at all.
Shake it don't break it, baby.
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:43 pm
I'm bored!
Top Ten Songs Kitzen/Lenne Is Obsessed With At The Moment:
10: The opening theme to Xenosaga: The Animation
9: The Image Theme for Xenosaga...II, I think?
8: Smile Ichiban Ii Onna -Antic Cafe
7: A Thousand And One Nights from .hack//Liminality
6: Katori Senkou -Ai Otsuka
5: Super Rabbit -Antic Cafe
4: Tekesuta Kousen -Antic Cafe
3: German Pokemon Theme xD;
2: In The Land of Twilight, Under the Moon -Yuki Kajiura
1: Lollipop Candy BAD girl -Tommy Heavenly6
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:57 am
lenne165 I'm bored!
Top Ten Songs Kitzen/Lenne Is Obsessed With At The Moment:
10: The opening theme to Xenosaga: The Animation
9: The Image Theme for Xenosaga...II, I think?
8: Smile Ichiban Ii Onna -Antic Cafe
7: A Thousand And One Nights from .hack//Liminality
6: Katori Senkou -Ai Otsuka
5: Super Rabbit -Antic Cafe
4: Tekesuta Kousen -Antic Cafe
3: German Pokemon Theme xD;
2: In The Land of Twilight, Under the Moon -Yuki Kajiura
1: Lollipop Candy BAD girl -Tommy Heavenly6
Ten things that, for some ungodly reason, I CAN'T GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD X_X:
10. That theme song from Metroid Prime
9. No Sleep Till Brooklyn - Beastie Boys
8. Food
7. The Kibbles n' Bits dog
6. That fat lady from three years ago stuck in the inner tube... *shudders*
5. Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd
4. The smell of fresh fish (don't ask why...)
3. My stomach
2. Give It Away - Red Hot Chili Peppers
aaaand
1. What the last thing I was trying to remember was...
"...To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..." -Kahn, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:59 pm
things that are stuck in my head
1. crunch time ( song my school band plays)
2. the five stages of fatness
3. hailey
4. the transformers movie
5. a bacon and mushroom pizza
6. the superbad movie
7. one of the pirates of the caribbean songs i think its called "hes a pirate"
8. fat dude on a mini bike
9. bread sticks
10. pie heart
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