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Crackerbox Palace Captain
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 Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:49 pm
lol that reminds me of when craig ferguson was talking about mad german squirrels and he said a bunch of random german like NEIN IST MEIN and then DAVID HASSELHOFF XD
i always get so frustrated with cheating women. cheaters at any time I guess. Like freaking guinevere and arthur man. I watched half of this old arthur movie cos it said there would be nudity but the nudity was nothing XD but guin was all lusts after launcelot and then i think gawain accused her of liking launce but she was all NO I DI'NT U A LIAR and so gawain had to fight launce and I was like wtf ho you do
Gah its just annoying XD i mean its fiction but still. Arthur wasnt believing guin when he found her naked with launce in a forest. Should have listened to merlin.
Eric Idle makes a good merlin rofl
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:25 am
There is so much I'd like to do with a time machine. I dunno about intervention, I'd probably just take lengthy holidays in my favourite decades, especially the 1960s. Obviously, one would have to take advantage of the ability to see concerts by bands which aren't together or all alive these days.
And inevitably, 'cause of the power conveyed by a time machine, I'd probably end up sorting out problems across time and space, with a glamorous companion and a robotic dog.
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Crackerbox Palace Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:10 pm
Spatterdash There is so much I'd like to do with a time machine. I dunno about intervention, I'd probably just take lengthy holidays in my favourite decades, especially the 1960s. Obviously, one would have to take advantage of the ability to see concerts by bands which aren't together or all alive these days. And inevitably, 'cause of the power conveyed by a time machine, I'd probably end up sorting out problems across time and space, with a glamorous companion and a robotic dog.
XD would it be safe to assume your time machine would look oddly like a police box, then? hell, mine would. and id get a bigass scarf and a nice hat and carry around some jellybabies.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:44 am
A big scarf, a nice hat and jelly babies are necessary to any travelling one might do, whether it's through time and space or a trip to see your grandparents.
As for my time machine, since police boxes might cause people to think I'm the Doctor, and I don't know as much as him, I think I'd make mine look like an old red phone box instead.
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Crackerbox Palace Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:59 pm
Spatterdash A big scarf, a nice hat and jelly babies are necessary to any travelling one might do, whether it's through time and space or a trip to see your grandparents. As for my time machine, since police boxes might cause people to think I'm the Doctor, and I don't know as much as him, I think I'd make mine look like an old red phone box instead.
unless youre a master or something but even then XD
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:38 pm
what wouldnt i do?? Id go back and plagiarize a book that hasnt been written yet. most likely Davinci Code. make lost of the money. then Id be really rich and have a nice big house, (id be only seventeen here) then i would meet the Beatles when they werent famous yet, and point them in the right direction for songs, track orders etc. I would then marry George then i would make George not smoke or take drugs, he would be clean and oh so healthy. And Id save people and make bad events not happen etc etc. xd
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Crackerbox Palace Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:36 pm
watarrmelonz what wouldnt i do?? Id go back and plagiarize a book that hasnt been written yet. most likely Davinci Code. make lost of the money. then Id be really rich and have a nice big house, (id be only seventeen here) then i would meet the Beatles when they werent famous yet, and point them in the right direction for songs, track orders etc. I would then marry George then i would make George not smoke or take drugs, he would be clean and oh so healthy. And Id save people and make bad events not happen etc etc. xd
lol actually, i rather like the book idea, but for a more humorous purpose. To me, anyway. go back to whenever the bible was in it and put a whole bunch of s**t in it and then come back to the present and see if people zealously follow it XD
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:21 pm
Crackerbox Palace watarrmelonz what wouldnt i do?? Id go back and plagiarize a book that hasnt been written yet. most likely Davinci Code. make lost of the money. then Id be really rich and have a nice big house, (id be only seventeen here) then i would meet the Beatles when they werent famous yet, and point them in the right direction for songs, track orders etc. I would then marry George then i would make George not smoke or take drugs, he would be clean and oh so healthy. And Id save people and make bad events not happen etc etc. xd
lol actually, i rather like the book idea, but for a more humorous purpose. To me, anyway. go back to whenever the bible was in it and put a whole bunch of s**t in it and then come back to the present and see if people zealously follow it XDoh yes, and get rid of the anti gay vibe in it. 3nodding "Thou Shall Accept All People, Including People Who Are Attracted To Members Of Their Same Sex. Because Who Are You To Judge Them? You Dickheads."
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:58 pm
watarrmelonz Crackerbox Palace watarrmelonz what wouldnt i do?? Id go back and plagiarize a book that hasnt been written yet. most likely Davinci Code. make lost of the money. then Id be really rich and have a nice big house, (id be only seventeen here) then i would meet the Beatles when they werent famous yet, and point them in the right direction for songs, track orders etc. I would then marry George then i would make George not smoke or take drugs, he would be clean and oh so healthy. And Id save people and make bad events not happen etc etc. xd
lol actually, i rather like the book idea, but for a more humorous purpose. To me, anyway. go back to whenever the bible was in it and put a whole bunch of s**t in it and then come back to the present and see if people zealously follow it XDoh yes, and get rid of the anti gay vibe in it. 3nodding "Thou Shall Accept All People, Including People Who Are Attracted To Members Of Their Same Sex. Because Who Are You To Judge Them? You Dickheads."
"you shall hop on one foot and act like a chicken every friday from 2:00 pm-3:07 pm. should you go over, you will spend an eternity in hell."
and you know youd see people hopping about XD
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:37 pm
Crackerbox Palace watarrmelonz Crackerbox Palace watarrmelonz what wouldnt i do?? Id go back and plagiarize a book that hasnt been written yet. most likely Davinci Code. make lost of the money. then Id be really rich and have a nice big house, (id be only seventeen here) then i would meet the Beatles when they werent famous yet, and point them in the right direction for songs, track orders etc. I would then marry George then i would make George not smoke or take drugs, he would be clean and oh so healthy. And Id save people and make bad events not happen etc etc. xd
lol actually, i rather like the book idea, but for a more humorous purpose. To me, anyway. go back to whenever the bible was in it and put a whole bunch of s**t in it and then come back to the present and see if people zealously follow it XDoh yes, and get rid of the anti gay vibe in it. 3nodding "Thou Shall Accept All People, Including People Who Are Attracted To Members Of Their Same Sex. Because Who Are You To Judge Them? You Dickheads."
"you shall hop on one foot and act like a chicken every friday from 2:00 pm-3:07 pm. should you go over, you will spend an eternity in hell."
and you know youd see people hopping about XD thats too great. It would replace church, and be loads more fun, especially for those watching. You could make a game - see how many you can make fall over in half an hour, then double it. Who needs movies when you have altered-bible christians?
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:14 pm
watarrmelonz Crackerbox Palace watarrmelonz Crackerbox Palace watarrmelonz what wouldnt i do?? Id go back and plagiarize a book that hasnt been written yet. most likely Davinci Code. make lost of the money. then Id be really rich and have a nice big house, (id be only seventeen here) then i would meet the Beatles when they werent famous yet, and point them in the right direction for songs, track orders etc. I would then marry George then i would make George not smoke or take drugs, he would be clean and oh so healthy. And Id save people and make bad events not happen etc etc. xd
lol actually, i rather like the book idea, but for a more humorous purpose. To me, anyway. go back to whenever the bible was in it and put a whole bunch of s**t in it and then come back to the present and see if people zealously follow it XDoh yes, and get rid of the anti gay vibe in it. 3nodding "Thou Shall Accept All People, Including People Who Are Attracted To Members Of Their Same Sex. Because Who Are You To Judge Them? You Dickheads."
"you shall hop on one foot and act like a chicken every friday from 2:00 pm-3:07 pm. should you go over, you will spend an eternity in hell."
and you know youd see people hopping about XD thats too great. It would replace church, and be loads more fun, especially for those watching. You could make a game - see how many you can make fall over in half an hour, then double it. Who needs movies when you have altered-bible christians?
lol or add in something like "and jesus said unto his disciples, if thou wouldst smoketh thy weed that makes one high, then thou would pleaseth the lord. Especially if thou would try and flyeth from one's roof.
XDD see people jumpin around and high
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:35 pm
Crackerbox Palace watarrmelonz Crackerbox Palace watarrmelonz Crackerbox Palace the george idea is very good :3
lol actually, i rather like the book idea, but for a more humorous purpose. To me, anyway. go back to whenever the bible was in it and put a whole bunch of s**t in it and then come back to the present and see if people zealously follow it XD oh yes, and get rid of the anti gay vibe in it. 3nodding "Thou Shall Accept All People, Including People Who Are Attracted To Members Of Their Same Sex. Because Who Are You To Judge Them? You Dickheads."
"you shall hop on one foot and act like a chicken every friday from 2:00 pm-3:07 pm. should you go over, you will spend an eternity in hell."
and you know youd see people hopping about XD thats too great. It would replace church, and be loads more fun, especially for those watching. You could make a game - see how many you can make fall over in half an hour, then double it. Who needs movies when you have altered-bible christians?
lol or add in something like "and jesus said unto his disciples, if thou wouldst smoketh thy weed that makes one high, then thou would pleaseth the lord. Especially if thou would try and flyeth from one's roof.
XDD see people jumpin around and high At least they would go straight to heaven... And while reading your last thing I just had the BEST idea- Monty Python and the Holy Grail "Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Brother Maynard: Amen. All: Amen. it could replace... something. I have no idea but it certainly has a place in our modern bible. It could go straight after the trying to fly while High amendment.
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Crackerbox Palace Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:07 pm
watarrmelonz Crackerbox Palace watarrmelonz Crackerbox Palace watarrmelonz oh yes, and get rid of the anti gay vibe in it. 3nodding "Thou Shall Accept All People, Including People Who Are Attracted To Members Of Their Same Sex. Because Who Are You To Judge Them? You Dickheads."
"you shall hop on one foot and act like a chicken every friday from 2:00 pm-3:07 pm. should you go over, you will spend an eternity in hell."
and you know youd see people hopping about XD thats too great. It would replace church, and be loads more fun, especially for those watching. You could make a game - see how many you can make fall over in half an hour, then double it. Who needs movies when you have altered-bible christians?
lol or add in something like "and jesus said unto his disciples, if thou wouldst smoketh thy weed that makes one high, then thou would pleaseth the lord. Especially if thou would try and flyeth from one's roof.
XDD see people jumpin around and high At least they would go straight to heaven... And while reading your last thing I just had the BEST idea- Monty Python and the Holy Grail "Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Brother Maynard: Amen. All: Amen. it could replace... something. I have no idea but it certainly has a place in our modern bible. It could go straight after the trying to fly while High amendment.
his ark could actually be a speedboat, and the animals with long ears can sit on the side.
<_< /eddieizzard
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:08 pm
Crackerbox Palace watarrmelonz Crackerbox Palace watarrmelonz Crackerbox Palace lol
"you shall hop on one foot and act like a chicken every friday from 2:00 pm-3:07 pm. should you go over, you will spend an eternity in hell."
and you know youd see people hopping about XD thats too great. It would replace church, and be loads more fun, especially for those watching. You could make a game - see how many you can make fall over in half an hour, then double it. Who needs movies when you have altered-bible christians?
lol or add in something like "and jesus said unto his disciples, if thou wouldst smoketh thy weed that makes one high, then thou would pleaseth the lord. Especially if thou would try and flyeth from one's roof.
XDD see people jumpin around and high At least they would go straight to heaven... And while reading your last thing I just had the BEST idea- Monty Python and the Holy Grail "Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Brother Maynard: Amen. All: Amen. it could replace... something. I have no idea but it certainly has a place in our modern bible. It could go straight after the trying to fly while High amendment.
his ark could actually be a speedboat, and the animals with long ears can sit on the side.
<_< /eddieizzardI can totally imagine that :B the Elephants especially. 3nodding how cute. eidt- I cannot believe we never thought of this before "Thy prophets John, Paul, George and Ringo are bigger than Jesus." But make it a lost scripture or something that will be found in the mid sixties, straight after the interview in which John said that so that it doesn't alter the course of history up till that point. Then they will be knighted or something, and may even stay together as a group longer. whee heehee. I'm listening to Crackerbox palace dramallama
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Crackerbox Palace Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:55 pm
watarrmelonz Crackerbox Palace watarrmelonz Crackerbox Palace watarrmelonz rofl thats too great. It would replace church, and be loads more fun, especially for those watching. You could make a game - see how many you can make fall over in half an hour, then double it. Who needs movies when you have altered-bible christians?
lol or add in something like "and jesus said unto his disciples, if thou wouldst smoketh thy weed that makes one high, then thou would pleaseth the lord. Especially if thou would try and flyeth from one's roof.
XDD see people jumpin around and high At least they would go straight to heaven... And while reading your last thing I just had the BEST idea- Monty Python and the Holy Grail "Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Brother Maynard: Amen. All: Amen. it could replace... something. I have no idea but it certainly has a place in our modern bible. It could go straight after the trying to fly while High amendment.
his ark could actually be a speedboat, and the animals with long ears can sit on the side.
<_< /eddieizzardI can totally imagine that :B the Elephants especially. 3nodding how cute. eidt- I cannot believe we never thought of this before "Thy prophets John, Paul, George and Ringo are bigger than Jesus." But make it a lost scripture or something that will be found in the mid sixties, straight after the interview in which John said that so that it doesn't alter the course of history up till that point. Then they will be knighted or something, and may even stay together as a group longer. whee heehee. I'm listening to Crackerbox palace dramallama
actually, it would alter history perhaps, but in a good way. cos mdc said hed been planning to murder john since he made the jesus comment cos god wanted him to or wotever
O_o john would still be alive and then cause a rift in time.
why not just take all the people we like and put them in a safe area XD
and we all know crackerbox palace pwns or at least i know. XD thats all that matters. im listening to sgt pepper. being for the benefit of mr kite! to be specific. :3
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