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Spider sighed, and squirted a bit more liquid coffee into his system, while making lewd gestures towards the nurse, who just sighed and walked away.
He was fully awake now, and ready for more action. Looking over to the kid,who was now awake, he waved towards her.
"Oi, that was a trip, hu? So, what will we be doing next? Goin to a warm place? havin some fun doing the old in and out? Or shall we do something else, just to blow some time?"
He scratched Beaches carefully behind her disfigured Head,and looked towards the girl.

(i'm still waiting for the peeps on our mission. more specifically the two that decided to climb a cliff to a cave [i think])

There was a loud zap sound before Xinrie suddenly appeared out of thin air right inside the portal room. She looked exhausted, her face haggard, eyes droop-like, and her posture imitated that of a banana. "Uuugh...never again." She whined, slowly shuffling forward, each time she walked she left tiny red footprints. It had been a massacre on the pirate ship and her clothes were still spattered in gore. It's truly amazing how someone's appearance could be comical yet macabre at the same time.
"Uh...Welcome back, Captain Stalker." Ike's uncertain voice was the first to greet her home. He shuffled nervously, she was never in a good mood if a trip consisted of babysitting.
"Eh?...Oh..Arcy..Sup Birdbrain? Everything goin' swell over here in HQ?...Ew, I smell like a bucket of rust." Her nose crinkled, her side track mind never let her stay on one subject for very long.
"All is, well..I think...You didn't...shoot the circus crew over non-buttered popcorn agian did you?"
"Naw...I only broke a guy's nose this time...this time we had to settle a score with some fussy air pirate to get Ryanna's fantastically irritating niece back. I can't believe a girl can cry that much. This kid is gonna need some serious therapy." She giggled, flapping her hand in the air nonchalantly, causing some of the half dried blood to spatter the floor.
"Ah...I see...and what of Commander Rindell and Rubiks?" Ike slowly stepped back a little bit to avoid the drops.
"They're a day behind me, I was sent as a scout to clear the way...ol' Commander thought it'd be wise to take things slow with her niece." Xinrie shrugged, She took one quick glance at the other people in the room with a bored stare.

ooc:: Back all...Ryanna wanted me to tell you she'll be on tommorow to take over thigns again.

Steven's eyes went from half-dead to three-quarters dead in mild surprise. "Well, that's a new one," he muttered to himself, although that was partially a lie.

"The commander's coming back?" Steven interjected. "Can I discuss a raise? I need more ammo." This was also a lie. But no one needed to know that. What he really needed was prepacked apple cider, but he didn't have the money for that, what with the ammo stockpiling he'd been doing. Apparently he also needed some period appropriate weaponry; a sword that was personal would be a nice thing to have, given that he was apparently jumping around in eras. He hadn't had the opportunity to do that just yet; he'd have to get ready to get used to that sort of thing.

"Nnn? Uh, I hear that if you leap form a portal prematurley you can break a leg..if that's what you want?" Xinrie peered closer at the group before her as she replied to Vrtn's words. She pasued to wipe some of the blood form her brow..all she did was wind up smearing it more. "Oye, when did we get so many new recruits? I must be fallin behind on the times 'ere...Er...Yes Commander Rindell is on her way..actually she should be arriving any moment now..uhm..as for a raise, I'd ask fer that after she drops off her runaway niece. She's in a, hahah, awful mood right now." Xinrie snickered, shaking her head from side to side, causing more spatter marks on the floor. "By the way, Welcome to Mishaps Rookies~ As you can see we here at this quaint facility have some incredibly fun missions that involve lots of..uh...tomato juice." Another grin split her face when she said this, obviously an inside joke. "The name's Captain Stalker. I'm technically like...5th in command here. Or something like that...any of ya'll got codenames yet?"

~OOC~ 0: Speaking of The Commander...!!!


It began with a pop, and then a low droning buzz. The perfect word to describe such a noise would be: Irritating. It was then that Ryanna appeared suddenly within the confines of the portal room of HQ. She sighed, running her fingers through her damp white hair. Her golden eyes gently roved the room, taking in the scene. Xinrie, still filthy with blood. The teen hadn't taken the time to wash it off like she and Rubiks had. A couple of new recruits, Ike, and some other familiar faces.

"OH. MY. GOD. This is not a vetranarian clinic."

And just like that, Ryanna's once noble-like stature slouched in exasperation. She slowly turned her head in the direction of the voice. It had come from behind her, and belonged to the shaking girl, shuddering behind her. The girl looked just like her, except for the fact that she was about a head shorter with short hair, instead of long.

"Colette, may I please remind you that, once again, I am not a member of the national vetranarian society. And stop slouching, it's rather unbecoming of you. Now, your father should be waiting outside to pick you up."

Ryanna frowned, creasing her brow, she was in an incredibly bad mood. Her niece was definatly going to need therapy after this.

Hm. Steven considered offering assistance. He also considered offering a smart remark. He dismissed both possibilities; at the moment he probably wasn't going to approach either one so deprived of his submachinegun. Instead he watched with mild interest. And temptation.

Temptation to see what he could do to smack that little girl back into line whatever she'd done.

Nah, that actually wasn't tempting.

"Right..." he muttered.