Cougar Draven
Semper Fiasco
I'll give a cookie and/or a sandwich to the first person who sends an invite to my cuddlemuffin (a.k.a. Countess Pyrotika).
Fo'seriously. I'm in a cookie-giving mood AND a sandwich-giving mood.
So... who wants an Oreo?
Considering I invited my girlfriend before she was my girlfriend...sure.
And I want a sandwich. Pastrami, on banana bread, with cottage cheese.
Gah, I'm all out of that.
How about a frankfurter on two slices of watermelon with yogurt?
Or you can always have an Oreo salad. Unless, of course, Pookie gets to it first.