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 Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:42 pm
Wish granted, but it's bitter, and is the worst chocolate you've ever had in you LIFE.
I wish cheese didn't taste so bad.
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:38 pm
Wish granted, cheese no longer exists, but neither does milk, yogurt, cream or cows, for that matter.
I wish I had a purpose.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:48 pm
WIsh granted, your purpose is to go scoop poop from the horse stalls. Now get on over there.
I wish I had a stick!
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:01 pm
Wish granted but you poke your eye out
I wish I wasn't alone.
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:39 pm
Wish granted, but now you're in a room full of crowded peoples.
I wish I had more gum... (This piece lost it's flavor from the bus.)
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:48 pm
Wish granted, but your room becomes of full of gum that you cannot move. I wish I wasn't and idiot.
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:55 pm
Wish granted, you become so smart your brain bursts from overload.
I wish I had a battery.
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:05 pm
Wish granted, but it is corroded and it burns your skin.
I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:12 am
Wish granted, but they fry you to pieces.
I wish I had a soda pop.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:17 am
Wish granted but elmo steals it.
I wish I brussel sprouts didn't exist.
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:07 pm
Wish granted, but in it's place and even more awful vegetable comes that pollutes the human race and we all die.
I wish cancer didn't exist.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:54 pm
Wish granted all the stars explode and the earth is destroyed.
I wish I hadn't lost my math homework.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:59 pm
(What the freak do stars have to do with cancer???)
Wish granted, but when you find it it's stained with something to the point where you can't read it anymore.
I wish I had ice cream.
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:07 pm
(Cancer the Crab is a star constellation)
Wish granted, but the ice cream is melted.
I wish I wasn't broke
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:20 pm
(I didn't say Cancer the Crab though.)
Wish granted, but you spend it all right away and now you're broke again.
I wish that I could feel like I did about ten minutes ago forever.
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