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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:51 am
Kuri stopped chewing on Spalshwoman to go look at the new person. Though, his helmet was what she was really interested in. It was so shiny, and her having a dragon in her(and being so tired) it was like a lure. "Shiiiiny." she said happily as she ran over to him, hugging the shiny person. "Shiny....Shiny....MINE!" she grabbed onto his arm suddenly and started to pull him away, trying to drag him to the basement, where she kept all her shiny objects and items that usually did not belong to her
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:23 am
"Yeah! You get him!" said Splash Woman she hated Jewel Man with a passion. "Yeah, Jewel Man... I don't know what Dr. Light was thinking creating him... he was intended to work in mines as well as be a jeweler and also estimate the value of gems. Ugh... why couldn't je make him a girl like me?"
"No! Like, what are you doing to me? I'm not THAT shiny, okay, maybe I am, but that's not an excuse to drag me down there!" shrieked Jewel Man
"I'm glad he was gotten rid of..." said Shirona putting her amulet around her neck "Nobody touches my stuff..."
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The Pink Plague Doctor Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:46 am
"But Shiny Shiny man, I must steal you. And if you don't keep quiet, I'll have to keep you quiet myself." she said as she continued to drag him across the house. "Shiny shiny!!!"
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:44 pm
"Don't make me use my jewel satellite on you!" he said "It is so shiny that it hurts!"
"Hmmmm..." said Shirona "Well, at least you are now freed. This is fun to watch want to come?"
"Excuse me? But I don't have any leg! I can't really move around on land you know..."
"I'll be right back!" said Shirona with a bright idea. "This is perfect for you!" a minute or so later she came back with a swivel chair
"A swivel chair?" asked Splash Woman puzzled
"It's really fun! especially when you spin around and I can push you around!"
"Ummm... okay! Sounds fun actually!"
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:39 pm
"Shut up shiny shiny." Kuri hissed. Though, from lack of her nap, she fell asleep, still clinging tightly to jewelman.
Dark just looked at him, not sure whether to feel bad or laugh. "Well, um...on the bright side, she won't bother you anymore, and no one will be able to touch you." he said
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:01 pm
"I know, that's what I was thinking, infact, I didn't like him that much... I don't like any of the other robot masters... They treat me like meat..." Splash Woman sighed "Woah! Hey!"
Just then, Shirona put Splash Woman in the swivel chair and spun her around really fast. "See? Isn't this fun?"
"Waaaah!!! Too fast!" she shrieked as soon as the chair slowed down "Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick... eh, actually, I'm fine. Let's find out about what happened to Jewel Man!"
"Okay!" said Shirona as she pushed the swivel chair as wfast as she could down the hallway and down the stairs except the stairs were so bumpy that they knocked the chair over causing Shirona and Splash Woman to fall down the stairs and end up in piled on top of each other.
"Um... okay... maybe swivel chairs and stairs aren't the best combination..." said Splash Woman
"Yeah, maybe so..."
"Phew, she is asleep," Jewel Man quietly said to himself meanwhile "Now if I just carefully ease my way..." as he slowly peeled himself away from Kuri's grasp.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:22 pm
Kuri surprisingly didn't react as many thought she would. She just curled up on the ground, sleep and sound. "mmm. Shiny shiny."
"You are one lucky guy. Usually she won't let anything out of her sight. And usually she tries to grab you if you pull away." Dark said as he looked to Kuri, then to Jewelman.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:42 pm
"Yeah, I know... heh... well, um... so... Splash, what brings you here?" he asked
"Um... well, wasn't Dr. Light testing another teleportation location?" asked Splash Woman "Yeah, I think he made some minor mistakes and that transported me here..."
"Oh~ That's why? So... what do you have to do around here? Well, that's just peachy... Though, I wish someone else was here..." Jewel Man sighed "Oh~ It's just I wasn't expecting that as a fine how-do-you-do~"
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:58 pm
"Um...I don't really know. I don't come here often...um...I know theres some stuff to do. I'm sure of it." he said with a shrug. "Um...sooooo.....um....I got nothing."
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:34 pm
"Hmmmm... um... hmmm... I know! Do you have any good stores here? We can totally go shopping~ So... what you do say, where is the nearest mall? We can look around for some new threads and bling... it's gonna be fabulous~" Jewelman suggested
"Oh god no..." Splash Woman sighed "There he goes again... but I can't think of anything else... DARN IT!"
"Well, hmmm... we have walmart, a convenience store and um... hmmmm... I think that's it..." said Shirona
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:51 pm
"Question, are you a woman?" Kurisuitn asked, now awake. Or, more awake than she was. Dark jumped up in surprise as he looked at her.
"But you were there?! You were sleeping!!!" he shouted.
"Shut up pretty boy. You should know how my insomnia works." she replied with a hiss. Dark just whimpered down and she smiled a little as she hugged him. "Go make me a Shirley Temple." She said. Dark just nodded and ran to the kitchen.
"I like my men like I like my drinks. Fruity." She said with a cat-like smile. "So, seriously. Are you a woman or something? I mean, I've never seen a man actually want to go shopping. Unless you drag them by their wing-wang doodles, they stay put in the house. So, either you are a woman or disguise, or a very very very very gay man...please be a woman."
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:25 pm
"Hmmmm... let me check if he is compensating for something... may I borrow this?" asked Shirona referring to her laser trident
"Sure! I'd be delighted if you did actually..." Splash Woman smiled
"Okay!" said Shirona "Alright Jewelman, let's see if all those jewels are compensating for something."
"Wait a minute, are a you doing? Don't point that at me! Noooo!!!" said Jewel Man running around "Stop it! I think my eyeliner is running~"
Just then out of nowhere, Shirona caught up to him and jabbed her knee right in the, well... jewels.
At first Jewelman did not respond, of course a minute later he was running around crying in pain.
"AHHH!! IT HURTS! IT HURTS!! IT HUUUURTS!!"
Splash Woman in the meantime was just laughing her head off.
"Here is your trident back Splashy!" said Shirona handing it back to her.
"Thanks... I have always wanted to do that..."
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:09 pm
"Yeah. Your a woman. If you were a real guy, you'd be on the ground, writhing in pain." she said. Dark came in with her very fruity beverage. She looked at him with an evil look.
"Oh god. I know that look." he said as he started to back away slowly. She ran after him, kicking him down in the special place. He fell to the ground, writhing in pain and moaning. "Why? What did I do?"
"For one thing, you forgot the cherry. Another thing, I had to show mr woman how a real man is supposed to feel when he gets kicked there." She said.
"I don't know whether to feel honored or pissed off at you." he muttered. She just smiled as she sat down next to him.
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:17 pm
"But, but I... I'm a robot! Of course I would have some sort of protection down there! I mean, I have metal armor or maybe I just have a higher tolerance for pain!" Jewelman was crying "Ugh, I never felt so sore down there ever..." as she curled up in a ball whimpering.
"Yeah, you're right, I say he is compensating for something..." said Splash Woman nodding
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:30 pm
"Hmmm. maybe...." she said as she sat next to Dark.
"So you did that for nothing....I hate you so much right now." he said with a growl.
"Love ya too. <3 "
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