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 Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:25 am
If your life needs direction. don't follow me. xd I got that one from one of Master Smoke's shirts. lol.
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:42 am
"if all the worlds pie.....whats the cake? its easier and taste better anyway.....Mmmm Pie, MMMMMMM cake........oh great and NOW im hungry"By ???? i dont even kow it might even just be one of mine but i dont know anymore T>T
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:10 am
I will do whatever I have to do to put food on the table for my baby. If that means I have to put my pride aside and get up on that pole I will dance with dinity.
Got that off of a show.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:20 pm
Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseum, keep her from drowning them at birth. -- Lazarus Long in Time Enough for Love
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:22 pm
and my favorite quote of all time......
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, solve equations, pitch manure, program a computer, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -- Lazarus Long
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:51 pm
I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant: the sign read: Women are not served here... You have to bring your own.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:53 pm
Guys: No shirt, No service Girls: No shirt, No charge
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:58 pm
"Tis better to have loved and lost...."
"than to have loved and gone on jerry springer and find out your wife used to be a guy." -- Two people in a Internet Chat
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:01 pm
"If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?" -- Steven Wright
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:31 pm
For those of you who don't watch the Simpsons religiously, part of the opening credits shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over and over again on a chalkboard (remininscent of the old "write it 100 times" punishment).
For each episode (when they use this version of the credits) the sentence Bart's writing is different. Some Simpson fanatic went through the trouble of taping all the Simpsons episodes, watching them all, and writing down each sentence Bart is writing on the board. I am happy to pass it along here - one never knows when this information may come in handy....
I will not carve gods.
I will not spank others.
I will not aim for the head.
I will not barf unless I'm sick
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
Funny noises are not funny.
I will not snap bras.
I will not fake seizures.
This punishment is not boring and pointless.
My name is not Dr. Death.
I will not defame New Orleans.
I will not prescribe medication.
I will not bury the new kid.
I will not teach others to fly.
I will not bring sheep to class.
A burp is not an answer.
Teacher is not a leper.
Coffee is not for kids.
I will not eat things for money.
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.
The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.
I will not call the principal "spud head".
Goldfish don't bounce.
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
No one is interested in my underpants.
I will not sell miracle cures.
I will return the seeing-eye dog.
I do not have diplomatic immunity.
I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
I will never win an emmy.
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
I am not deliciously saucy.
Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan".
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
There are plenty of businesses like show business.
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
I will not waste chalk.
I will not skateboard in the halls.
I will not instigate revolution.
I will not draw naked ladies in class.
I did not see Elvis.
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".
Garlic gum is not funny.
They are laughing at me, not with me.
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.
I will not encourage others to fly.
I will not fake my way through life.
Tar is not a plaything.
I will not Xerox my butt.
It's potato, not potatoe.
I will not trade pants with others.
I am not a 32 year old woman.
I will not do that thing with my tongue.
I will not drive the principal's car.
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
I will not sell school property.
I will not burp in class.
I will not cut corners.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I will not belch the National Anthem.
I will not sell land in Florida.
I will not grease the monkey bars.
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
I will not do anything bad ever again.
I will not show off.
I will not sleep through my education.
I am not a dentist.
Spitwads are not free speech.
Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
High explosives and school don't mix.
I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
I will not squeak chalk.
I will finish what I sta
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
Underwear should be worn on the inside.
The Christmas Pageant does not stink.
I will not torment the emotionally frail.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:03 pm
Wow eek I love the simpsons. I can't believe someone actually did that but its hilarious all the same. I love all the things they make him say. But jeez I though exposing th ignorance of the faculty was the whole point in going to school lol.
How about this one
"School prepares you for the real world, which also sucks too"
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:04 pm
OO and heres another one.
"A true friend stabs you in the front" That was off a fortune cookie. xd
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:08 pm
From the movie the Secret....
"You attract what you are."
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:20 pm
Bad planing on your part does not constitute an emergancy on our part.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:20 pm
No Sacrifice no Victory heheh GO TRANSFORMERS!!
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