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woolfqueen
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:33 am


Holly growled in rage and kicked the door open. She stormed inside. "Who the hell do you think you..." She stopped. She looked from Kyle to the woman and back to Kyle. She sniffed the air a few times. "Oh....oh my God...Kyle..."
PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:38 am


"You must be Holly," She didn't miss a beat, "Well obviously manners aren't your strong suit but I think its about time someone sat you down. "Have you two been using any kind of birth control? And have either of you been tested?!"

"Mother!" Kyle made a face.

"Kyle this is no laughing matter! What if you had an STD that you've given her or vise versa?! They can happen to any of us! Cept the b*****d blood suckers, but they have their own diseases to worry about but thats besides the point."

JungeAffe
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woolfqueen
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:43 am


Holly sighed. "One, I'm a werewolf. Two, find me a relatively young female wolf who's not on some kind of birth control...wait never mind that's how we ended up with the twins. Okay, two, yes I am. And three, how dare you insinuate that your son is sleeping around and possibly diseased just cause he's sleeping with me."
PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:47 am


Kyles mother growled. "You listen here young lady, I'm no fool. Oh course your wolf, you don't even bother hiding your scent. I haven't seen my son in years, I have no idea what he's been up to the last couple of years, but having sex was certainly not anything I was expecting. I'm his mother! And I know nothing about you. How am I supposed to know that you are not some two cent skank out for a good time?"

JungeAffe
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woolfqueen
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:52 am


Holly growled back. "What part of months did you not understand? Hell my father faked a s**t ton of documents to get me down here. And no offense meant here cause I think he's hot as hell, but look at your son, does he look like the kinda guy a two cent skank would be looking to score with."
PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:55 am


"Sorry Kyle, but he looks like someone that a skank would be able to easily take advantage of." She crouched slightly and growled again, she was ready to pounce, but also protecting Kyle. "Yes well, I'm sure you understand why I'd be upset with you cradle robbing my son. You've got to be what, 30?"

JungeAffe
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woolfqueen
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:57 am


Holly crossed her arms. "28 thank you very much and he knew exactly how old I was when he pounced on Christmas."
PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:00 am


She swirled her head around to face Kyle, "Kyle! Where was your father?!"

"Er..." Kyle was wide eyed and scared shitless. He wasn't expecting them to turn this at him. "He was here. He didn't know..."

"KYLE!!!!" She crossed her arms. "Does he know you are sleeping with her now!?"

JungeAffe
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woolfqueen
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:03 am


Holly smirked. "He's a smart man, like his son. I'm pretty sure he's figured it out, especially since he pretty much let's us spend the night wherever we want."
PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:06 am


She broke down laughing. She couldn't help it.

Kyle watched her suspiciously. "You alright mom?"

"That sounds just like Jon! God its college all over again!" She laughed and had to cling onto the couch to keep from falling over.

JungeAffe
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woolfqueen
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:10 am


Holly glared for a moment longer before she lost it as well.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:11 am


Kyle was the only one not laughing. "Um guys..." He was staring at his mother, "Mom...Do you think you should get those looked at?" She had scratched and cuts all over her exposed skin.

JungeAffe
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woolfqueen
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:39 am


Holly put a hand on Kyle's shoulder. "Maybe you should call your dad."

~~~~~~

Yakov kissed Jeff on the cheek. "So, I suppose you want me to make you lunch."
PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:27 am


"Oh s**t!" Kyle dashed for the kitchen where the phone was. He called his dad and told him to get his a** home. He figured the man needed a surprise. "Mom do you need anything?" HE asked as he emerged from the kitchen, only to find himself enveloped in her arms as she hugged him.

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Jeff grinned, "Maybe..."

JungeAffe
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woolfqueen
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:06 pm


Holly smiled. They may have just tried to kill each other, but she was glad Kyle's mom was back.

~~~~~~

Yakov smiled and crawled out of bed. "Anything for my warrior kitten."
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