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 Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:18 am
*hires a necromancer who reanimate the horse, but not Duncan... Ok, he reanimates Duncan too, but with a rotten left ear* Eww, Dunca, ever heard of SHOWERS? You smell lika a corpse razz
*steals the undead horse and begins riding away north*
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:25 am
Casts mind control spell on undead horse, meh why not, and Kino-D too. Gets undead horse to follow me south.(and Kino-D)
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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Duncan_the_Soulknight Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 1:12 pm
*goes to a plastic surgery dude to fix my rotting left ear and then retuns with some "Zmobie be gone" (not mispelled) that I use on the horse* That should teach ya.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 3:45 pm
*steals the horse which is now apparently alive*
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:23 pm
*does a tap-dance and sings along to Lion King*
*horse loves it and follows Phe*
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:25 pm
*flies past on flying carpet and snatches horse* Thank you, Carpet!
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Duncan_the_Soulknight Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:18 pm
*shoots a dart tipped with sleeping serum into Duncan, takes the horse, and rides off*
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:48 pm
*is sleeping on the horse*
Didn't see that coming ninja
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Duncan_the_Soulknight Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 7:07 pm
*now singing "Angel of Music" from Phantom of the Opera*
COME ON, YOU STUPID HORSE! YOU KNOW YOU LUFF IT!
Horse: *ignores*
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:59 am
*Throws a bone towards the horse and shouts FETCH!, only to realize it was the horses bone, and that it's pissed I took it from it. Gets pwned by the horses "Supra L33t Undead Dragons Breath 20d7 save: reflex +60*... 'Nuff said.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 2:25 pm
*stops singing and starts to juggle bowling pins* Come on, horsey!! Who doesn't like juggling?!
*pins fall on Phe's head*
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:53 pm
*Calls for the ambulance again, this time with burns all over my body, but the ambulance won't come, the Ambulance Union only permits 2 rescues/person/day*... heelp mee...
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:09 pm
*notices Duncan on the horse with her, snoozing away*
*pushes him off*
Laters!
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:03 pm
*grabs the right front leg of the horse as it rides past, making it rear and hurl Peach of its back* Haha, serves you right! *screams in pain as the horse starts running again*
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:02 am
*now flying through the air*
I'll get you for this!!!!
*slams into a tree*
(George, George, George of the Jungle...)
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