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When you wear your costumes to Wal-Mart three days before Halloween. (What, it was the night of our party. biggrin )

When you have a huge desire to make cupcakes and fully intend to use frosting to put the Hellsing shield on them for decoration. (Yummy for Halloween, I'll post pictures if they turn out)

When it's hard to disentangle your SCAdian garb, Ren Fest garb and general craft supplies from your cosplay and Hellsing things. (Okay, that one also means I have a small flat and a lot of 'stuff' intensive hobbies.)

When a co-worker discusses what "season" you are (for wardrobe color scheme) you immediately try to figure out what Integra is.

When you're thrilled that your "season" means dark green looks good on you, but a bit sad that it probably isn't the best color for Integra.

When you're thinking of Integra (and Hellsing in general) while at work. rolleyes

When you want a book on sword kata so you can wield your broadsword with some dignity.

When your mother gives you a wig for your cosplay. eek (I knew I was obsessed when she did that. Not an expensive wig, not the greatest, but still! My mother has no interest what-so-ever in Hellsing or cosplay.)

- When you call yourself Integra and give your dogs ranks. The biggest one is Alucard.

- When for Halloween you really wanna be a vampire.

- When you recite all the time, just to be cryptic, 'The bird of Hermes is my name, eat my wings to keep me tame.'

- When you seriously consider buying a gun for 'protection' and make it a silver gun and have it engraved like Alucard's Jackal.

You know you like Hellsing Too much when you:
[*psht* too much... eek ]

~use a nail file to try and make your teeth pointer [guilty]

~Don't Let Anyone in Your School Know anything about Hellsing because everyone turns out to be a poser about it [guilty]

~Yell at the july 2007 issue of anime insider because the Alucard action figure they advertise looks almost nothing like Alucard when comparing the faces [guilty]

~only have one friend because your paranoid that anyone else might know more about Hellsing than you do [like they know how to find Jan even after he died eek ][or they know Kouta Hirano and everything behind the series that ~knowone~ else knows [guilty]

You know you like Hellsing too much when, you actually believe the characters can-in some way-become real just so you yourself can talk/meet/get killed by/fall in love with your favorite character.
(I'm guilty of wanting Zorin to become real so I can shove my face in her breasts. sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop )

Sometimes I imagine that the Father Anderson who teaches my biology class has spiky hair and a gun. It does NOT help that he's got a bit of a brogue and has a dog named Max.

I'm guilty of a lot more, too...

-Your philosophy notes have turned into an illustrated dialogue between Alucard and Rip Van Winkle.

-You refer to the neighbor's cat as Schro.

-You doodle cat ears onto the pictures in your history textbook.

-You get mad at Carmen Sandiego for stealing Alucard's clothes, mostly because you're jealous you didn't get there sooner.

-Your kid brother yells at you because you've been biting his airsoft pistols... again.

-You can't watch any vampire movies any more, because they're not canon.

-You put red drink mix into all your water bottles and tell people it's blood.

-You chew on crosses...

-And your devout Catholic family is used to it.

-One pair of your marching gloves has pentagrams on it, and the other pair has Anderson's designs.

-And your band director doesn't care any more.

-You greet new people by commenting on how beautiful the night is...

-In the middle of the day.

-You don't let your elderly dentist come anywhere near you with dental floss.

-Your parents don't have to ask why you're hanging out in the air ducts any more.

-You made your boyfriend take you to the opera because they were performing Der Frieschutz, even though the opera is about five hours away.

-You habitually get in argument with Twilight fans over which series has sexier vampires, and you always win.

-You constantly ask your parish priest about job openings in the Vatican...

-Because you want to infiltrate it and spy for Hellsing.

-Your jazz band audition was Logos Naki World.

-You then converted the entire jazz band and got a combo group to play it.

-You won the state jazz contest with it... and converted at least three of the judges.

-You 'mispronounce' integral every time you use the word. By reflex.

-You painted a chibi bat on all of your brother's SR-71 models.

I know when I'm obsessed when

...I randomly says quotes from the anime/manga

...Keep calling my best friend police girl

...Like what others say I also say people insult Alucard when they dress as vampires...(especially those Edward Cullens...)

...Want to go to England just to track down Alucard and have him make me a vampire

...Whenever I drink a juice pouch I tell my friends it is a blood packet....I have done that too

...I have also accused my brother of being a ghoul and pretended to try to kill him.

...Keep checking my incisor teeth to see if I have my fangs yet

...Love red kool-aid and your family have no clue why

...Tries to get my parents to get me red eye contacts

...Gets really jealous when I see people with a red outfit

...Wants to tackle Issak Von Kampfer from trinity blood only for his gloves with pentagrams on them

- When people start talking about vampires, you start thinking about Hellsing and eventually get lost in that universe until something or someone snaps you out of it.

- When 'Bodhisatva Cathedral' is your mood music for pretty much any sad/calm/relaxed occasion.

- When you can mentally skip to several different 'checkpoints' of the song 'Logos Naki World.'

- When your first crackfemmeslash love was Integra and Seras. (I have a thing for crack pairings.)

- When you're shopping in FYE and the only anime shirts you want, despite the fact that Hellsing isn't your only anime/manga, are the Hellsing ones. And you want those a lot.

- When Kouta Hirano is a name to be worshipped in your mind.

- When, in any vampire discussion, it turns into a 'Hellsing thing.'

- When, years after first seeing the anime, you're still obsessed.

- When you first saw the anime, you forgot all about how much you really hate the animation style and became inhumanly desperate for more. Actually, if you come to LOVE the animation style just because whenever you see even a nondescript clip, you know you're about to be bombarded with images of Hellsing, and that thought make you smile.

- Oh, and when you disliked vampires and all things related until you watched Hellsing, and now creepy, terrifying vampires are an obsession of yours.

You might like Hellsing too much if you're still posting in this guild. xp