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 Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:57 pm
((F*** I deleted those last to things when I didn't mean to. Damn it! Well I will rewrite them alittle later.))
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:16 pm
*A few days go by and every thing seems to be getting back to normal around Gothem. Green was upstairs reading a book, the Joker was... well who really knows, Penguin was down at the zoo with his penguin friends, and Batman was down stairs.*
Batman:*He was posing in the mirror in the batcave* You talking to me.... are you... talking to me? I dont' think your talking to me. Ya that's right you better stay quiet.
Green:*She heard him and walked down* What are you doing?
Batman:*He stopped quickly and turned to her* mrgreen I have no idea what your talking about.
Green: stare Your an idiot.
Batman: Why must you be so negative to me?
Green: I'm sorry the truth is negative.
Batman: You know... your always a b***h to me, but for some reason your being even more of one these past few days.
Green:...
Batman:... Oooooh... PMS I take it?
Green: stare
Batman: Well in that case, see you later. biggrin *He walked out of the house*
Green:... finally some quiet time.
Will batman come back, will green get over her once a month terror. Tune in next time.
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:26 pm
*Batman was still away, and Green was over her once a month terror.*
Green:*She was bored on the couch* .... I hate to say it... But I miss calling him an idiot.
*Then there was an explosion in the city*
Green:Yes! Finally something to do. *She jumped in the batmobile and drove off to where the explosion took place. She saw the Riddler with a grenade launcher in hand.*
Riddler:*He threw a grenade at a building and it went boom.*
Green: Ok Riddler, that's enough fun for you. Now put the gun down.
Riddler: Ah Green. How are you doing?
Green: I am fine, now put the damn gun down.
Riddler: You have to answer this riddle correct, and I just may.
Green: stare
Riddler: What black and blue, and red alover.
Green: It's going to be you if you don't put that damn gun down.
Riddler: ...hehe.. uhm... wrong answer...
*Green was about to tackle him to the ground and beat the crap out of him, when batman swung in from a rope, accidentially hitting Green and rendering her unconsious*
Green: @.@
Batman: Holy s**t! I am soooo dead... *He looked up at the Riddler* gonk I am double dead!!
Will green wake up, will she kill him if she wakes up, or will the Riddler kill him for green. Tune in next time.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:08 am
Riddler: *He grinned* Now you will die once and for all Batman!
Batman:... momy..... gonk
Riddler: Muahahaha! *He started to run after him, but slipped on a banana peal* @.@ how did that get there... ugh....
Batman: *He looked at him* Hahaha! *just then a coconut fell on his head* @.@ ouch....
Green: *She finally woke up* What the... evil Batman I'm going to kick your.... uhm... oh I guess some one already did that for me.... *She shrugged and walked off.
Riddler: *He gets up and shakes his head* ... Now Batman!! You will fall! *Just then an anvil hits his head and he falls down unconious* @.@ tweet tweet... tweet....
Batman:*He gets up and looks around* Oh s**t... what's next... *Just then a piano falls on him* @.@ owie....*He smiled and there were piano keys in his mouth*
Joker razz riceless. *He was on top of a building, and was the one throwing all the things.
Will batman recover from the piano, where did green go, and what else is the Joker planing. Tune in next time.
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:30 pm
Green: *She had noticed Joker when he dropped the piano, and was now behind him.* Bye bye Joker.
Joker: *He turned around* Say what?
Green: *She grinned and pushed him off the edge.*
Joker: That's not coo ooooooooooooooooo *There was a puff of smoke and a loud thud*
Green: *She crossed her arms* My work here is done.
Joker: *He was in a crater that was 10 feet deep* .... I... need.... a really... big... bandaid....
Batman: *He came to and looked in the crator.* eek I.... didn't do it....
Green: *She walked up and hit batman with a frying pan*
Batman: OUch! What did I do!
Green: You were the closest one.
Batman: stare
Will the Joker be able to find a bandaid as big as he needs, and why is Green so mean to batman, is the riddler going to wake up. Tune in next time.
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:42 pm
Batman: *he rubbed his head* Tell me again why your so mean to me?
Green: Because your the skidmark on the pants of society.
Batman: *He blinked* What?
Riddler: *He had awoke, but was laughing his a** off*
Green: rolleyes Never mind, but at least the riddler knows that I'm talking about.
Batman: eek Ho s**t he's awake!
Riddler: Yes I am... now get on your knees and tell me you love me.
Green: Psh... You wi...
Batman: *He was on his knees* I love you!
Green: *Shakes head* I can't take you any where with out you embarrassing yourself...
Joker:... can I get that bandaid any time?
Riddler: Oh wait I have one in my back pocket.
Joker: biggrin
Riddler: Oh ya... I don't have back pockets.
Joker: crying
Riddler: *turns back to the other two* Now as I wa--
Green: *she had hit him with her frying pan*
Batman: Hey it wasn't me this time!
Will any one get that bandaid for Joker? Is Green going to hit Batman again for his stupid comment? Will the Riddler get run over by that truck that's coming this way? Tune in next time.
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:44 pm
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 11:16 pm
Wow. I used to be a weird child with poor grammar. Well, I guess some things never change. xd I suppose I'll do another little comic thing for old times sake.
Green: *Turns to Batman and hits the frying pan against her palm* Do you like the taste of metal? Cause I'll hit you again.
Batman: o.O No, I'll pass.
Green: *nods* Thought so.
Joker: BAND...AID!
Green: *throws the frying pan over her shoulder and crosses her arms*
Joker: *Loud thud, followed by painful groans*
Batman: *Cringes, then looks to the right* Uhm, Green.... would it be bad for us to just let the Riddler get hit by a truck?
Green: *looks over* Well, we wouldn't have to do this stupid s**t almost every day anymore. Would you miss him if I said no?
Batman: .... sweatdrop
Green: rolleyes I say let him die.
Batman: gonk but if he's gone, you'll hit me more than usual because you won't have an idiot villain to take your anger out on.
Green: And?
Batman: emo
Totally not as funny, but oh well.
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