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 Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:46 pm
Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants I'll never understand that. "People are using the site! Quick; do something"! Someone brought in what can only be called a raunchy version of the Kama Sutra when I was in third grade. I never stood a chance. Well I think the issue was more that the site was directed towards 13 year olds and they were all writing X-rated things... lemons, so many lemons They probably just hoped that less text = less sext. The definition of futility. that. I don't have a problem with lemons, but I expect at least enough familiarity with the human body that I don't question whether the author is, in fact a human, themself. Sadly, I've come to the conclusion that there's many an alien squid-form writing terrible porn and unleashing it upon our internet. Probably the first step in their invasion. It probably would make the invasion a lot easier. Instead of tentacles being horrifying, some people might actually think they are pretty cool, until they go in their brain and kill them of course. That or their 16-inch, green veloci-cocks, and we'll NEVER EVEN NOTICE!!! I'm dying/being taken over via mind control because of tentacles/veloci cocks, HOW STRANGELY INTERESTING!
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:57 pm
White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants I'll never understand that. "People are using the site! Quick; do something"! Someone brought in what can only be called a raunchy version of the Kama Sutra when I was in third grade. I never stood a chance. Well I think the issue was more that the site was directed towards 13 year olds and they were all writing X-rated things... lemons, so many lemons They probably just hoped that less text = less sext. The definition of futility. that. I don't have a problem with lemons, but I expect at least enough familiarity with the human body that I don't question whether the author is, in fact a human, themself. Sadly, I've come to the conclusion that there's many an alien squid-form writing terrible porn and unleashing it upon our internet. Probably the first step in their invasion. It probably would make the invasion a lot easier. Instead of tentacles being horrifying, some people might actually think they are pretty cool, until they go in their brain and kill them of course. That or their 16-inch, green veloci-cocks, and we'll NEVER EVEN NOTICE!!! I'm dying/being taken over via mind control because of tentacles/veloci cocks, HOW STRANGELY INTERESTING! I find my own self constantly shifting between sexual awareness and ignorance. Strangely interesting, indeed!
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:07 pm
Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants The definition of futility. that. I don't have a problem with lemons, but I expect at least enough familiarity with the human body that I don't question whether the author is, in fact a human, themself. Sadly, I've come to the conclusion that there's many an alien squid-form writing terrible porn and unleashing it upon our internet. Probably the first step in their invasion. It probably would make the invasion a lot easier. Instead of tentacles being horrifying, some people might actually think they are pretty cool, until they go in their brain and kill them of course. That or their 16-inch, green veloci-cocks, and we'll NEVER EVEN NOTICE!!! I'm dying/being taken over via mind control because of tentacles/veloci cocks, HOW STRANGELY INTERESTING! I find my own self constantly shifting between sexual awareness and ignorance. Strangely interesting, indeed! I can't even take it. Just no. Oh god the internet. Its..its...I don't even know. emotion_zombie
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:11 pm
White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants The definition of futility. that. I don't have a problem with lemons, but I expect at least enough familiarity with the human body that I don't question whether the author is, in fact a human, themself. Sadly, I've come to the conclusion that there's many an alien squid-form writing terrible porn and unleashing it upon our internet. Probably the first step in their invasion. It probably would make the invasion a lot easier. Instead of tentacles being horrifying, some people might actually think they are pretty cool, until they go in their brain and kill them of course. That or their 16-inch, green veloci-cocks, and we'll NEVER EVEN NOTICE!!! I'm dying/being taken over via mind control because of tentacles/veloci cocks, HOW STRANGELY INTERESTING! I find my own self constantly shifting between sexual awareness and ignorance. Strangely interesting, indeed! I can't even take it. Just no. Oh god the internet. Its..its...I don't even know. emotion_zombie it's glorious!
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:27 pm
Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants That or their 16-inch, green veloci-cocks, and we'll NEVER EVEN NOTICE!!! I'm dying/being taken over via mind control because of tentacles/veloci cocks, HOW STRANGELY INTERESTING! I find my own self constantly shifting between sexual awareness and ignorance. Strangely interesting, indeed! I can't even take it. Just no. Oh god the internet. Its..its...I don't even know. emotion_zombie it's glorious! glorious. glorious and horrifying. A lot like the sun, beautiful, but it'll burn your eyes out if you stare at it to you long. And even if you don't stare at it, being around it too long will give you skin cancer. burning_eyes
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:34 pm
White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants That or their 16-inch, green veloci-cocks, and we'll NEVER EVEN NOTICE!!! I'm dying/being taken over via mind control because of tentacles/veloci cocks, HOW STRANGELY INTERESTING! I find my own self constantly shifting between sexual awareness and ignorance. Strangely interesting, indeed! I can't even take it. Just no. Oh god the internet. Its..its...I don't even know. emotion_zombie it's glorious! glorious. glorious and horrifying. A lot like the sun, beautiful, but it'll burn your eyes out if you stare at it to you long. And even if you don't stare at it, being around it too long will give you skin cancer. burning_eyes Plus there's the whole deal with having to sacrifice so many human hearts to it each day to ensure it'll come back tomorrow.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:37 pm
Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants I find my own self constantly shifting between sexual awareness and ignorance. Strangely interesting, indeed! I can't even take it. Just no. Oh god the internet. Its..its...I don't even know. emotion_zombie it's glorious! glorious. glorious and horrifying. A lot like the sun, beautiful, but it'll burn your eyes out if you stare at it to you long. And even if you don't stare at it, being around it too long will give you skin cancer. burning_eyes Plus there's the whole deal with having to sacrifice so many human hearts to it each day to ensure it'll come back tomorrow. It is rather unfortunate. Although I'm sure it isn't that hard to find people on the interenet who want to be on the giving and recieiving end of that sacrifice.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:42 pm
White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants I find my own self constantly shifting between sexual awareness and ignorance. Strangely interesting, indeed! I can't even take it. Just no. Oh god the internet. Its..its...I don't even know. emotion_zombie it's glorious! glorious. glorious and horrifying. A lot like the sun, beautiful, but it'll burn your eyes out if you stare at it to you long. And even if you don't stare at it, being around it too long will give you skin cancer. burning_eyes Plus there's the whole deal with having to sacrifice so many human hearts to it each day to ensure it'll come back tomorrow. It is rather unfortunate. Although I'm sure it isn't that hard to find people on the interenet who want to be on the giving and recieiving end of that sacrifice. I'm sure there's an entire archive of fanfiction and art dedicated to exactly that thing.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:28 pm
Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise glorious. glorious and horrifying. A lot like the sun, beautiful, but it'll burn your eyes out if you stare at it to you long. And even if you don't stare at it, being around it too long will give you skin cancer. burning_eyes Plus there's the whole deal with having to sacrifice so many human hearts to it each day to ensure it'll come back tomorrow. It is rather unfortunate. Although I'm sure it isn't that hard to find people on the interenet who want to be on the giving and recieiving end of that sacrifice. I'm sure there's an entire archive of fanfiction and art dedicated to exactly that thing. Of course. I think that would fall under rule #34.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:29 am
White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise Officer Hot-Pants White_Wolf_of_Paradise glorious. glorious and horrifying. A lot like the sun, beautiful, but it'll burn your eyes out if you stare at it to you long. And even if you don't stare at it, being around it too long will give you skin cancer. burning_eyes Plus there's the whole deal with having to sacrifice so many human hearts to it each day to ensure it'll come back tomorrow. It is rather unfortunate. Although I'm sure it isn't that hard to find people on the interenet who want to be on the giving and recieiving end of that sacrifice. I'm sure there's an entire archive of fanfiction and art dedicated to exactly that thing. Of course. I think that would fall under rule #34. More like "Rule #Dear god, WRRYYY!?"
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