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 Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:20 pm
Shinigami Lawliet *is shivering in a dark corner*
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:10 pm
OKay, first off, sorry I haven't been around that much. My summer has been so busy and I've been away at camp. I'll be mroe regular once school starts. So I have the weirdest dream of all.
I only remember part of it, but for some reason I was going off to boarding school. It looked nomral enough and I met soem cool people. It was all snowy outside and I think I was in Utah. So I learned from my two roommates, both male, that the way students made money was by prostituting themselves. I seemed to like the idea and wanted the extra cash. So then this girl took my shopping for prostitute clothes, so I had a pair of really tight jeans, this cute little fishnet tank-top and ontop of that I had a tight pink T-shirt. I seem to be cool with the whole being a prostitute thing. Then I am going to have my first customer and it was the guy I had a crush on in real life, you can guess what happens next. Then I wake up.
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[ Chocoholics_Anonymous ]
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:04 am
Woohoo prostitution! And as long as you got to have dream sex, all is right with the world. ^_^
Anywho... A dream I had after about 30-or-so hours of no sleep:
Okays, so, I was sleeping and all and then all of a sudden, some woman who I've never seen before wakes me up and asks me to log onto my laptop so she can check out some photos or something to that nature. I'm still groggy or something, so I enter my password and go back to sleep. When I wake up, I realize what I did and rush downstairs ready to beat her skull to a pulp (I'm such a nice guy, I know). Instead, I find my laptop lying on the kitchen counter, waiting for a login password. When I put it in, alternating video clips of ticket reels spinning at ridiculous speeds and middle-aged black men on a child's swing set throwing sausage links pop up (It's mainly the latter one though... I don't know why...). Once this has ended, I go into a dream about termite inspectors... I don't know why...
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:10 pm
I must say, I completely lol'd at that. I don't often remember my dreams. But I've been caught doing weird s**t in my sleep. My friend once caught me singing System of a Down's "Violent Pornography" in my sleep, and I think she said I was doing very groggy air guitar at one point. I once caught said friend pretending she was a helicopter eating macaroni and cheese in her sleep, for that matter. *strange smile* We're ALLLL mad here!
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:10 pm
Yay madness! That reminds me, the other night, I dreamt that I was at a picnic or some other outdoor function, and suddenly this woman in a VW Bus comes in and runs over half a dozen people whilst looking for a parking place. I chased her around the parking lot, then as soon as she parked, I seemed to loose interest. So, I walked over to the lavishly-furnished bathrooms, complete with full-fledged showers and proceed to masturbate in one. I do not know why, but I did. Then all was right with the world and my alarm woke me up.
Woohoo! ^_^ Don't I have the best dreams? Black guys throwing sausage links and masturbating in showers (erm... me, not the black guys with the breakfast meat. O_o)...
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:07 am
You've come so far from innocence, provided all the consequence...
O.0 Okay... sometimes I begin to think I need new friends, but then I remember that madness is FUN!!
...only what does it matter now?
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:06 am
Hey! Don't dis the sausagey masturbation!
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:57 am
You've come so far from innocence, provided all the consequence...
Okay, I had a dream last night that I met Claudio Sanchez in McDonald's. Now, I have a lot of reasons why this could never happen. 1) He's a celebrity, and a ******** hot one. 2) I suck at life. 3) I haven't entered a McDonald's in years, and hopefully never will.
But hey, it was a nice dream nonetheless. I found out he's an Avenue Q fan, for that matter.
...only what does it matter now?
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:41 am
I have some really odd dreams in my lifetime.
One of my more recent dreams: I was in a bath tub with a demon and some girl going somewhere, yes the bathtub was our mode of transportation (just like in nightmare before christmas.). The girl started giving the demon head, and I got jealous, so she disappeared, and the demon and I started having sex. It was pretty good, but then my mum walked in (In the dream) and I was in a tub, by myself in my bathroom fully clothed. She gave me a weird look and yelled at me, but I couldn't understand her.
And I've also done some really odd things while sleeping. Once when I was sick I was sleeping with my eyes open...yes they were open, and my sister came into my room. Seeing my eyes open she started to talk to me..and I responded....while sleeping. We had a two hour conversation before I woke up. When I did it was the oddest thing. She said something, and I said "What the hell are you talking about." And then she went on to explain that we had been talking for two hours, and I said that I had been sleeping for five hours. 3nodding
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