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 Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:45 pm
Welcome one and all to the Fourth Age. It is a wonderful time for us. The One Ring is destroyed and Sauron is gone. However, all is not well in Middle-Earth. Thieves, goblins, trolls, and some say even orcs still roam the plains, mountains and caves. Travel Middle-Earth righting the wrongs created by Sauron, Sarumon, or perhaps cause a few of your own. The world is yours inside the World of MERP
(MERP is Middle-Earth Role-Playing. It is an actual tabletop RPG, so I leave this disclaimer that I do not own MERP, nor does anyone affliated with this guild.)
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:51 pm
RULES:
1) Look at the guild name, please be literate.
2) Killing is allowed as long as both people involved (The killer and the killee) are fine with the death.
3) Swearing is allowed
4) Romance is allowed
5) Sex is for PMs only, no hot monkey love here.
6) If you read the rules, then in your PM to me, write "Sorilithan is no less a man than a god!"
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:00 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:17 pm
Limwyn wandered along a dirt path next to her orc companion, Gorthawk. The orc was carrying an excessively large pack, full of random items that Limwyn had looted from bodies of some theives they had killed earlier.
"I can't believe thay actually thought I was drunk!" laughed the female Corsair, with a knavish grin, "I finally found a chance to take a nice relaxing walk away from Sorilithan... He has no decency! Honestly, I'm not even that attractive and he won't take his eyes off my breasts!"
Gorthawk grinned and adjusted his pack, "This walk would be more leasurely if I didn't have to carry so much for you, dear," he commented offhandedly, "Did we have to bring with all of your posessions?"
Limwyn looked appalled, "You know that if we hadn't, we'd get back to the inn and they'd all be gone!"
The orc rolled his eyes and they continued walking, Limwyn meanwhile pointing out bunnies and other cute fuzzy animals that she wanted to cuddle.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:41 pm
Yazoo sat in a tree and saw Limwyn and her orc companion walking down the road. he waited for them to get near the tree he was in, which was next to the road and dropped down out of the tree.
'hello' he said cheerfully. 'who might you two be?'
Yazoo was dressed in black leather armor and had a two handed sword on his side.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:48 pm
Limwyn stepped back and drew her bow, eyeing him suspiciously.
"Hello," Gorthawk returned his cheerful greeting, "Don't mind the lady, she tends to be a little bit paranoid."
Limwyn scowled and lowered her bow slightly, "Well excuse me for not wanting to be robbed..."
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:50 pm
'who's doing the robbing?' he asked jokingly and turned his head around both ways to look for someone.
'i'm not going to rob anyone. that's not my style' he said to Limwyn 'you can put your bow away. and don't you think if i was going to rob you i'd at least have my sword drawn?'
'plus i'm not stupid enough to try to get into a fight with an orc, it might turn out bad for me.' he said after he asked the question.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:58 pm
Gorthawk grinned, exposing beautiful shiny teeth that gleamed in the sunlight, "Smart man... erm, elf."
Limwyn put away her arrow hastily with a noticable, "Hmmph!" and flung her bow onto her back.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:00 pm
'plus unlike the rest of the elves, i have nothing against orcs' Yazoo said smiling. 'so where are you two headed anyway?'
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:02 pm
"We were just trying to have a leasurely walk away from one of our companions. He's back at the inn getting drunk," explained Limwyn, still with a hint of annoyance in her voice.
"But, you may join us if you'd like, "said Gorthawk, looking away from Limwyn to avoid the glare he knew was coming.
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:04 pm
'he doesn't sound very smart' replied Yazoo. 'my name is Yazoo, by the way and i'll join.'
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:09 pm
"He's not as bad as Limwyn here suggests," explained Gorthawk, motioning towards the female Ranger who had started walking ahead of them, "She just get's easily annoyed. Besides," he added in a whisper, "She's quite the lush... she really can't criticize anyone else for drinking with the number she pounds down."
Limwyn had meanwhile bolted into a bush after a small fuzzy animal.
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:48 pm
'your friend seems to have disappeared, unnamed orc' Yazoo commented after a minute or so of Limwyn not having been around.
'and who is this friend of yours? what race does he happen to be, her's or yours?' he asked the orc, who seemed to be the one who explained things more then Limwyn.
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:54 pm
"He's a half-orc, but not nearly as attractive as I am!" declared Gorthawk, with another gleam of his teeth, "I am Gorthawk, an orc exiled because of my intense beauty!" He smiled and batted his eyelashes. His skin was black, like the night sky, and he had dark cerulean eyes. His hair was long and a shade of bluish grey and pulled back. He was the most attractive orc in the land, and the only attractive orc in existance.
Limwyn suddenly burst out of the bushes, carrying a small red fox and squealing, "Kittie! Kittie! Kittie!"
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