Mwaha, I'm really bored, and giddy from sleep deprivation.
This will probably entertain me a lot less when I'm
not so hyperactive.
Notamoose And His Search For Boudro's Butt paste.
Notamoose looked around the store, contemplating
the consequences of his actions. His mind raced with
thoughts. Sweat beaded across his forehead, and
his heart pounded. He thought hard, closing
his eyes, and suddenly it came to him. He
WOULD buy the name brand butt paste, even
though it was a dollar more. He grabbed it, nervous
about whether he had made the right decision.
The health of his grandmother's a** was at stake here!
He approached the counter slowly and deliberately.
He clutched the sacred butt paste in his hand, hoping that
the counter wasn't booby trapped. In his stressed state, he
almost didn't realize that the clerk was.........................
.....................................
....................................................
BILLY ******** MAYS.
"HI BILLY MAYS HERE. YOU DON'T NEED THAT BUTT PASTE
WITH THIS ******** SILLY MIGHTY
PUTTY ON THIS ******** PLANE!" he screeched,
startling Notamoose. He dropped the butt paste.
"AWWWW, ***** plzzz," he cried. The butt
paste. His whole reason for existence
coming to this stinky store full of
Jeffree Star look-alikes had just been dropped on the
floor.
"BOB SAGET!" he sobbed as he realized what he had done.
With this knowledge slowly sinking into his brain,
he crawled into the corner and took out his pen and a piece
of paper, and began to write a song about the pain
and angst he felt as a middle-aged teenager.
WILL NOTAMOOSE EVER SNAP OUT
OF IT AND RETURN TO HIS GRANNY WITH
THE OH-SO IMPORTANT BUTT PASTE?
TUNE INTO EPISODE 2 TO FIND OUT, [INSERT
OFFENSIVE TERM HERE].
TO BE CONTINUEDDDDDD..................
-credits-
[insert the song f*****t by MSI here]
Writer:
Maggie
Director:
Maggie
Wardrobe coordinator: [I'm using usernames cause I'm
too tired to remember you freaks' names. Freak is
a really freaking high compliment. Don't complain.]
Last Psycho ******** Star
Makeup Artists:
Samuel L. Jackson
Will Smith
Some Other Black people
Marilyn Manson.[He also killed everyone
when he was finished.]
Cast:
Notamoose-Yorokobi Noodle
Billy Mays - UrsaZZeda
Jeffree Star extras - Gerard Way
Everyone else - my left eyebrow.
If you ******** TL;DR me I will personally get really
pissed and be mad at you.
scream SO READ THE DAMN THING DOUCHEBAGSSSSS
And by douchebags I mean people
who are really awesome.
God I'm tired.
