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 Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:17 pm
HEY HOUSE FANS! Here is the place where you post your favorite House lines.
I got these from a website, you can copy and paste too if you want, just do what you want....
HOUSE-ISMS
"I don't ask why patients lie, I just assume they all do."
"I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone that someone is probably the last person you should ask."
"...there's no I in 'team'. There is a me, though, if you jumble it up."
"I was never that great a math, but next to nothing is higher than nothing, right?"
"Humanity is overrated."
"Tests take time. Treatment's quicker."
"Patients sometimes get better. You have no idea why, but unless you give a reason they won't pay you. Anybody notice if there's a full moon? ... let's rule out the lunar god and go from there."
"Occam's Razor. The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up."
"That's a catchy diagnosis, you could dance to that."
"Idiopathic, from the Latin meaning we're idiots cause we can't figure out what's causing it."
"Never met a diagnostic study I couldn't refute."
"If he gets better, I'm right, if he dies, you're right."
"If her DNA was off by one percentage point she'd be a dolphin."
"There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is --- in fact --- a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate."
"You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a- I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor."
"Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don't save it for a sound bite."
"Saying there appears to be some clotting is like saying there's a traffic jam ahead. Is it a ten-car pile up, or just a really slow bus in the center lane? And if it is a bus, is that bus thrombotic or embolic? I think I pushed the metaphor too far."
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:51 am
Some gems from Gregory House:
House: What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die, or a doctor who ignores you while you get better? I guess it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.
House: The more you interrupt, the longer my grandstanding is going to take.
House: You called to see the design for my prison tats, they're still in R&D.
Dr. Wilson: If you're going to mess with me, wouldn't it be more fun to do it in person.
House: (on the cellphone) Yes, it would.
Dr. Foreman: We'll go look at her heart.
House: Easy to find it's the big, red pumping thing about 10 inches below her throat.
Dr. Cameron: (collecting a bet) Cash will be fine.
House: I bet you say that to all the guys.
Dr. Wilson: Your real fear is me having a good relationship.
House: Yes, it keeps me up at night. That and the Loch Ness Monster, global warming, evolution, other fictional concepts.
Julia: I thought you were supposed to be listening to our patient histories?
House: No, I'm supposed to be teaching you. If I can do that without listening to you, more power to me.
Dr. Cuddy: The doctor's lounge is covered in mud.
House: Thirteen and Cut-Throat b***h were having a disagreement, and the cafeteria was out of jello.
Dr. Wilson: If you think it will help, the drugs will help. Power of the mind.
House: You're right. The more I talk to you, the more the pain floods back.
That's all for now. Will post more soon! smile
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:37 am
JamesWilsonOncologist Some gems from Gregory House: House: What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die, or a doctor who ignores you while you get better? I guess it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die. House: The more you interrupt, the longer my grandstanding is going to take. House: You called to see the design for my prison tats, they're still in R&D. Dr. Wilson: If you're going to mess with me, wouldn't it be more fun to do it in person. House: (on the cellphone) Yes, it would. Nice! Dr. Foreman: We'll go look at her heart. House: Easy to find it's the big, red pumping thing about 10 inches below her throat. Dr. Cameron: (collecting a bet) Cash will be fine. House: I bet you say that to all the guys. Dr. Wilson: Your real fear is me having a good relationship. House: Yes, it keeps me up at night. That and the Loch Ness Monster, global warming, evolution, other fictional concepts. Julia: I thought you were supposed to be listening to our patient histories? House: No, I'm supposed to be teaching you. If I can do that without listening to you, more power to me. Dr. Cuddy: The doctor's lounge is covered in mud. House: Thirteen and Cut-Throat b***h were having a disagreement, and the cafeteria was out of jello. Dr. Wilson: If you think it will help, the drugs will help. Power of the mind. House: You're right. The more I talk to you, the more the pain floods back. That's all for now. Will post more soon! smile
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:38 am
JamesWilsonOncologist Some gems from Gregory House: House: What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die, or a doctor who ignores you while you get better? I guess it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die. House: The more you interrupt, the longer my grandstanding is going to take. House: You called to see the design for my prison tats, they're still in R&D. Dr. Wilson: If you're going to mess with me, wouldn't it be more fun to do it in person. House: (on the cellphone) Yes, it would. Nice! Dr. Foreman: We'll go look at her heart. House: Easy to find it's the big, red pumping thing about 10 inches below her throat. Dr. Cameron: (collecting a bet) Cash will be fine. House: I bet you say that to all the guys. Dr. Wilson: Your real fear is me having a good relationship. House: Yes, it keeps me up at night. That and the Loch Ness Monster, global warming, evolution, other fictional concepts. Julia: I thought you were supposed to be listening to our patient histories? House: No, I'm supposed to be teaching you. If I can do that without listening to you, more power to me. Dr. Cuddy: The doctor's lounge is covered in mud. House: Thirteen and Cut-Throat b***h were having a disagreement, and the cafeteria was out of jello. Dr. Wilson: If you think it will help, the drugs will help. Power of the mind. House: You're right. The more I talk to you, the more the pain floods back. That's all for now. Will post more soon! smile Nice! thnks 4 posting!
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:56 pm
Go here for more house-isms {x}
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:31 am
All time fave:
House: I'm wearing a rumpled shirt and I forgot to brush my hair. You have athletes foot in your nose. I'm ready to be judged.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:48 pm
Admiral Kathryn Janeway All time fave: House: I'm wearing a rumpled shirt and I forgot to brush my hair. You have athletes foot in your nose. I'm ready to be judged. rofl, i love that, i remember him...
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:47 pm
anonymousfish Admiral Kathryn Janeway All time fave: House: I'm wearing a rumpled shirt and I forgot to brush my hair. You have athletes foot in your nose. I'm ready to be judged. rofl, i love that, i remember him... I died when I saw this episode!! :]
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:04 pm
HEY EVERYONE! WE HAVE A NEW QOUTE!!!:
Wilson to house:
"Gregory House, will you marry me?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:21 am
suckk-my-flaming-cane HEY EVERYONE! WE HAVE A NEW QOUTE!!!: Wilson to house: "Gregory House, will you marry me?" Sorry... I'm already taken... maybe if you had asked me before I got with Cuddy.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:55 am
Out of all the quotes that was posted... I'm surprised that no one posted the most important one! "It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what." One of my other favorites is: "Ladies and Gentlemen! I have nothing in my hands, nothing up my sleeve. I do have something in my pants, but that's not going to help with this trick" Here is a great site that I found that has quotes from each of the episodes in order of the show... Just click on the show is the season that you want and it will give you the most memorable quotes that were said during that particular episode. Enjoy! http://housemdquotes.com/
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