This image was taken from the nerd's newest game review, Darkwing Duck fro the Turbographix 16. He calls it the s**t scale, but it is a scale he designed for it. I will show it to you now.

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Debatably bad games- somewhat good games with serious flaws. not part of the turd crust but within smell range. = Castlevania 2 Simon's Quest, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Metal Gear (nes), Snakes revenge (nes)

High level of s**t contamination- Games that are possible to play, but nobody in the right mind would.= Top Gun, d**k Tracy, Super Pitfall (nes)

High level category- encompasses the majority of LJN games. This is where you can still survive, but be dramatized for life. = All LJN games, All Virtual Boy games, Legend of Zelda Wand of Gamelon/Link and the faces of evil, Darkwing Duck (turbographix 16)

The Severe Zone- This is for masochists only. These are games that could kill a person (mentally), stay away, don't even think about it. = Dark Castle, Wizard of OZ (snes), All Tiger games, all Action 52 titles

Red Zone- Enough said= Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde

Major Code Red- Games that don't even qualify as games at all, they shouldn't be on the scale, but they are, and that's so you know to be aware. Never play'em, never talk about them. = Desert Bus (genisis), Crazybus (genisis), Big Rigs (computer), Plumbers don't wear ties (cdi), Hong Kong 97 (super famicom)



Anyone else would like to add to the list? Feel free to comment.