Dre is Pink and my friend Bo-Bo is green
//I'm finna go kill some niggas...like Aubrey, Ant, AJ, Ell, Jermz, Wes, JAMES!!!!<----[slaughterin his a**]...
>>Wes is nuts!!
U know he in da navy now!
He gawn drive his Mustang
off a navy jet and land on top
of yo` house wit a parachute on,
screamin` "PARTY LIKE A ROCK..."
and doin` da WES!!!!
...
and yes...
it`z finna be a MANSLAUGHTER
in da LOU!!!!!
WATCH MEH NAH!!!!
//Watch me shoot him in mid air like "YAHH b***h!! GET OFF MY HOUSE HOE!!"
And yes, we slaughterin niggas.
Niggas need to be slaughtered.
>>He gawn be unda yo house
wit some striped stockin`z on,
then his legs gawn curl up,
thus became the Wizard of Oz.
//Then some lil oompa loompa gon think his legs some candy canes and start gnawin on em thus turnin into a zombie!!
Then he gon gnaw away at his chest and find out why he died. It's not b/c Dre sniped him, but b/c his lungs were filled with.................CANDY!!!
>>Then we gawn put on some big green masks
and be like, "OOGABOOGABOOGA" and go tenda-huntin` in `em,
then find these fire-azz
dudes and jump on `em
and do da Wes on `em,
and then when we get tired
of `em, we can throw starfish
and ninja stars and anything
else shaped like a star(hence
the sun), because we can,
because we ARE, because we`re just
so tight!
Then we gawn pull out our recorders
from the 2nd grade in Mr. Johnson`s
band class and call the Dragonzord
out the water, then we gawn rape the
Green ranger(who was also of course
the white ranger), and have mint-green
children (cuz u know white+green just makes
a lighter tone of green),
then we gawn try to make breakfast on the
sidewalk when it`s like 110 degrees,
but I think its gotta be hot as Alaska,
cuz u know I tried to fry an egg
on the sewer top at 90 degrees and dat s**t
ain`t work, or maybe the egg really wasn`t
an egg and just declined to fry itself...??
//Yeah and afta that declined egg neva fry, we gon get our pokeballs and summon the all mighty Charizard and tell him to fry that meat on the grill cuz ya kow he like never listened to Ash. And then we gon travel back in time to the age of Ms. Schafameyer and play store for a couple months then work out cuz we're so fat and pump our abs up and be like "Yeeeeaaaaaah betch!! Look at my shooz" and we gon play yo Jay's cuz they look like Nintendos and all then we gon go hood hoppin and then we gon go tenda hoppin, ya know, like hoppin on a tenda head to get to the pot of gold. And we gon find that lil Lad and he gon give us some starburst and then he gon find a hoe, get ********, and turn into Orlando Bloom [sexii a**] and then he gon get raped by one of us then turn into TI cuz ya know, a mixed girl and white boy make a TI. And thats when he get kidnapped and forced to rape us so we can have some fire a** children so they came become famous and beautiful and make our asses rich.
>>YEAH!
Then we gawn crank dat Soulja Boy on our 1900`z boomboxes and skate around in our jigglypuff costumes(which comes with PINK CHUCKS!) Afta we hit the 4th of July concerts we gawn get some shotguns(zombie repellent!) and attack some chunk-meat dogs while wearin` leatha dresses and red stilettos CUZ WE CAN! Then we gawn go to Dave & Busta`s and play Wack-a-Weasel(PING ME! OHHHH, PLEASE PING ME!), but we gawn get arrested because one of the weasels is actually Lil` Wayne!!(he look like a sexii weasel!) and he gawn be like "Naw, naw it`z coo`, they wit me! THEY JUST UNTAMED, THEY NEED A LEASH!" Then we gawn slit his cheeks open and pin `em shut, then put on dog ears and run up(and get done up) at somebody`s dojo door while woofing like they don`t know that it`s NOT a dog, then bust thru the door(cuz u know its like 1cm thick in Japan) and chase the guy with spinning eyes because he had a BLOODY umbrella{BRELLA, BRELLA) cuz we so FERGALICIOUS!! T-T-T-TASTY TASTY!
//yeah then gon get some spinnin fire wheels [cuz Axel loves us] then we gon gon blow up houses cuz [WE TAKIN OVA] then stewie gon come out of peter lard and we gon join forces. Then we gon fly to the moon cuz we tryna escape them nasty [CHICKEN HEADS] thenn we gon get in Wes mustang and fly to Mars and meet some [BUTT UGLY MARTIANS] and exchange numbas and space shuttles cuz [THIS IS A DODGE]. Then the Juggernaught gon bust through the planet talkin bout [HE BEEN READY TO ********] so then we go back to earth and ******** the niggas up and steal they right shoe cuz they left shoe dont matta. Then we gon pull our Bazookas out and Stewie gon yell [BLAST YOU VILE WOMAN] so we gon blast them vile womans then jump in the Batmobile and zoom away but the Juggernaught can't fit cuz he so big so he just get thrown half way across the world and just meet up in Japan where we meet [ICHI] and Scratchy and we just gon blow s**t up cuz we done gone [METAL SLUG] on everyone and dont give a ********]
>>HO MAH GAWD!!
Man, then we gawn be all out of comission for `bout 5 eon`z, cuz they dinosaurs came back to join La`Foot and the gang(who as you can see have become *****`z cuz don`t nobody say "Little" Foot, dat mu`fukka name is LA`FOOT!).. so anyways, Cera gawn be str8 thugged out, and Chompa new name gawn be Choppa cuz he got them pieces for dese *****`z! And Pitri keep dem petri dishes to cook his crack in wit his wing-ed a**! Then we gawn jump-kick like leprachauns, cuz they after our lucky *charms* cuz we got dat deal, and errbody wanna [grab dem hips, grab dem hips]. Then we gawn crawl thru whales like at da museum, only my big a** gawn get stuck again cuz i`m like TOO OLD to be crawlin` thru s**t, but I can shol` fit inside a egg timer cuz I can reverse my age, but Blink 182 comes and starts sing`n "What`s My Age Again?" so I crawl out cuz it`s obviously an insult to my humanity. Then I get coo` with Barbie cuz i`m finna steal Ken, dat ***** caked up fa real, he like 80sum!
//right right and then weird Al gon come on with his remix of [BARBIE GIRL] cuz that b***h really a [UGLY GIRL] and Ken gon get ********, then he gon turn black then gon turn into Ken Ken then we gon [ZAP HIS DUMBASS] cuz the dude in the red suit said so and then we gon meet up with lil Jon talkin bout [WE SOME HEAD BUSSAZ] and we gon shake lil Jon dreads then shake our own cuz we grew em cuz we coo' and we gon jump in Weezy video and be gone like [ZOOM ON THE YAMAHA] cuz Boosie aint got s**t on us cuz we the real [BAD AZZEZ] then Young Joc gon come in with his cool a** and T Pain gon [BUY YOU A DRANK] cuz we all know [WHERE DA CASH] cuz it aint no secret. then all the girls turn into hoes cuz [HOES LIKE MY STYLE, THEY BE JOCKIN HARD] then Maceo gon come in but we dont want him, we want [HUUEEEYYY] cuz he fire so we gon [POP, LOCK AND DROP IT] for him and he prolly aint got any good [POOH-SIE] in a while. Then we take that ***** money, jump in the [CHROMED OUT 1100] and [ZOOM] out like [YAHH b***h YAHH].
-Misz-Dre- Community Member 
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