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Vice_Master04
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Wisconsin's capital is Assholeland
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See? right there on the map
I swear a bunch of genetic assholes live there

I'm driving along the interstate coming back from Minnesota after getting my car...
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NOT a Mustang

Anyway, I stop at Sparta to get some gas, you know after running for like 4 hours breaks don't stop on a dime... after pulling up to the stop sign my car's nose hangs out like 6 inches, and this b*****d flicks me off

I think, well I can do that too. so I give him the bird and he tears off

After filling up I take off again on to the interstate.

Another hour of driving at 74 miles per hour (speed limit is 65) I start to pass this Semi on the left... not too fast because I was on cruise control. I notice there was a minivan pulling up pretty close behind me. After getting in front of the Semi, this van whips ahead of me and the smacktard points to his head for some stupid reason.

"All right thats it" I said to myself (yes i talk to myself when I've been driving for 5 hours)

*It's not hard to catch up to a minivan when your car is capable of 150 plus mph*

Pulling up a little ahead I point to my head just to spite the dipshit

And this is how he looked when I looked over...
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not to mention he had kids in there too (a real mature a** stare )

Then he mashes his gas to get ahead of me and slows down and tries to not let me pass, well it didn't work. heres what i did:
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Oldest trick in the book, left then fake right

I looked over and laugh right in his face, well, he didn't think it was as funny as I did. This is kinda how he looked
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Road rage much?
They have classes for that...

And that is why the capital of Wisconsin is Assholeland

Please, for the sake of humanity...

If you ever pass through there, watch out!

Genetic Assholes, God...





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Anuled
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comment Commented on: Wed Oct 13, 2004 @ 07:12pm
ROFLMAO---hahahaha


comment Commented on: Wed Oct 13, 2004 @ 08:40pm
I think you are wrong dan. The Wisconsinianites have always been peaceful cheese herders since before the dark ages.

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Isn't he cute?



The people there have always been friendly, especially since the baby Chesus was born there.

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Most people there consider themselves Cheestians.



The only way this could be possible is if the people whom you ran across were actually of the cheese berserker barbarian bloodline.

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I like Cheese



Fortunatly for us, the indians of nowaday wisconsin struck a deal with the french cheese traders back in 238952 AD.

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So f*ing lucky.



My guess is that you missed wisconsin entirely and drove into one of their many black hole defenses on the border.

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Not in kansas anymore....



So the question you have to ask yourself now is.....where are you really?

LOSTINWISCONSINSPACE!!!!

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watch out little robot.



Japeth Marvel
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Corian
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comment Commented on: Wed Oct 13, 2004 @ 10:12pm
ROTFLMAO! *suscribes*

a*****e land, where baby chesus was born...*laughing his head off*


comment Commented on: Thu Oct 14, 2004 @ 01:29am
Aye Vice...you really are that bored...huh??? sad Tis alright....if i was you i'd place pictures with arrows and such as well..!!! 3nodding



RequieM_BeLL
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Huroggmeten
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comment Commented on: Thu Oct 14, 2004 @ 02:23am
heart Hehehe!

Good thing I don't live in Swissconsin. xp


comment Commented on: Thu Oct 14, 2004 @ 10:22am
Rawr.



Bits of Paper
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Meatwolf
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comment Commented on: Wed Oct 20, 2004 @ 09:39pm
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Ahh man that was good!


comment Commented on: Fri Oct 22, 2004 @ 04:51am
Lmfao, That was ******** funny



A Divine Soul
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DeathCandy
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comment Commented on: Fri Oct 22, 2004 @ 08:23pm
Been in wiscousin, never going back... stare

everybody drives LIKE they have the I.Q. of chesse.
Nevertheless, I have gone piss like 5 times since suscribing. That guy in the van giving the finger, man,


comment Commented on: Sat Nov 13, 2004 @ 10:38am
do u like write 4 a living cuz dis stuff is pretty funny.....



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