Directions: Do not drink while in an enclosed space, empty stomach, or on elevators above 6 floors. May cause dizziness, stomach ache, and in severe cases death. Stop drinking if you pass out or see pigs fly. Do not drink while sleeping. Side effects may vary upon IQ level.Sweet paradise of looming mushrooms! Growing on all the cars and bikes. Where comes daily and frogs surf in the sun. Looky looky! Here comes one! Welcome to Ireland! Tee hee hee! *wanders off*
Jingle jingle jingle! Let your toenails ring! I'm an old torpeedo. And I go AWOOGA!!!!!
Jingle bells, I won't tell!- Dave, how about a preview?- Oh my eyes! They burn!!!- Now you can have yours for only- And now we'll double your offer! Don't delay- I haven't seen such a wonderful- The Spanish have invaded- And it's a homerun for- Party cloudy and a 90% chance of rain in- Holy cow! I'd never believed it if I hadn't seen it myself! A- Santa is dead? Why Mr. Grinch?- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!- What the... Jonny! Get down from the- Merry Christmas from the never ending changing the channel station. We flip through what's on so you don't have to! Tee hee hee!
Nos disculpamos por no proporcionar bastantes páginas del Web en español. Sin embargo, quisiéramos que usted supiera que estemos trabajando para proporcionar más material para usted. Esos viejos libros cómicos están claramente digno de muchos de dinero hoy. Pueden ser difíciles de obtener, también. Sin embargo, uno puede suponer que, si alguien ha omitido en su préstamo de estudiante o necesita levantar el dinero para los costes legales, uno podría obtenerlos para muy poco. *blink* No hoblo Espanol!
My word! That cat is nude!- So it seems, ma'am but- What did you do?!- I was right here when it happened!- What?- Nothing, nothing. It's just- Holy crap! It's coming in!- Um... no not really.- And now a word from our sponser -Burp- And we're back! Tee hee hee!
As he flew away on his dumptruck so bright. He yelled "A Merry Christmas to all and to all a good burp!" That was story time with Twit. Stay tuned for another story after this commercial break. Tee hee hee!
Twins are like rubber stamping. No two are exactly alike. Unless you cheat and use a copier. But then you have to pay for the copy and you're upset for the rest of the day about that extra 20 cents you spent and you'll end up losing the paper anyway. Might as well wash your sheets and dog and wait for it to grow on it's own. Tee hee hee!
Happy Feet! A tale about a small penguin with a problem. He loves to dance on rooftops while saving the world from the legion of sock troopers who cause massive static cling and make the people of Pitsburg stick to their living room TVs so close they can't see what they're watching! Can he rid the town of this terror? Or will his fuzz act as a magnet for danger? Stay tuned for- *static* For only $5 more you can add another space vaccume to your order! Rules and restrictions apply. Must be 18 or older to call. If not tell us your mom said it was okay and we'll just charge her card. No one will have to know.
Kitties are like cotton balls. Soft and cuddly till they get wet and left out in the rain. Then they're pointy and hurt you for no reason. I won't do that again. I hope my restraining order on that cotton ball is still in effect. Call my agent! I need a tissue!
I saw a cucumber under a mango tree! He was collecting buttons to sell to the mudpies down the street. Shifty they are. Beware the hop scotch course! It's cursed I tell ya!! Cursed!!!
Don't eat that, Timmy, it's not dead yet! Tee hee hee!
The fish smells like grandma again! gonk
Roasting toes does not give them extra calleries.
Legal, illegal. Doesn't matter when you're in the cooler on a Saturday blaugh
Mimfu
What was that, Mimzy?
Mimfu
Yes, it is a lovely day in Swampland. I enjoy it very much.
Mimfu
How nice of you to say that! I'll tell him right away! Mimzy says you have a doughnut on your head. It's moving and must need a diper change!
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Antie Twit, tell us a story! Ok, children, it's time for Story Time with twit! Today's adventure takes place in a fridge far far away in my back yard. How did mustard come to be yellow? You see, mustard was green. Yes, as green as the grass! It was happy but kids didn't want to eat it because it reminded them of their horrid veggies. Mothers had come to depend on mustard's taste to get their kids to eat certain foods. They all came together and demanded mustard become 'happier' in color. Mustard was ambushed and given an extream makeover on a reality show. fter much publicity and Covergirl contracts mustard became depressed because the stress turned it white! The mothers again came together and decided to have one of their fabric dying parties. Mustard was invited then thrown into some yellow dye. And there after mustard has been yellow. Come back next time when I explain why Africa expelled penguins and the rubber tree experiment of 1947. Tee hee hee!
"Fresh tulips and french sausages make for a better pet then most aligators." Two journalists from Wisconsin noted in last week's 'Dangerous Pets' issue. "Tulips are easier to care for and less messy around the house. Sadly a sausages lifespan isn't very long and usually needs to stay in a cold place or they begin to smell." Dr. I. M. N00b added. Dr. Ben Hacked had these comments; "I would suggest the tulip."
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But Starshine loves you. Gold means nothing if you don't have real cash. Windows reveal the soul so keep them clean with lemon jello. Yum! Tee hee hee!
Sticks and stones are just like gnomes but kegs and water balloons delight me! Tee hee hee!
Going to my grammy's house is great! She has so many weird named medications laying around. But the side effects are never what it says on the bottle. They're a lot more fun! The ambulance driver's name is Mike. He's my new best friend! Tee hee hee!
Edmund is such a nice boy. I use to baby sit him you know back in the 30's. Those were the good ol days. When candy was a penny but no one could afford it to they stole it. But there was lots of booze so no one cared. Though that was illegal too. We were all criminals back then I suppose. But then again.... *hic!* What was I talking about? ..... Pudding comes in more then 3 flavors!! Tee hee hee!
