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*sighs and begins to write* Well, my life as a smasher, well here goes. When we go to these tournaments, we always have to stay under one roof. Its such a bother and I always have to ride the back of the bus with Peach and Zelda and its not pretty, well, I'm pretty but thats besides the point. Those two won't stop flirting with me, I swear, I was tempted to use a bomb on myself. To start things, I have problem after problem with the other smashers. Heres whats up

Bowser - He never bathes and he sweats alot, have you ever smelled a koopa after a battle? Its rancid, digusting, and furthermore, I thought I saw fungus growing in his shell *shudders*

Donkey Kong - Smells just as bad as Bowser and worst yet, when he does bathe, the whole house smells like wet monkey. I don't know which is worst

Pikachu - Ok, I have no real problem with this rodent other then he steals my cookies and he has fleas, bad I might add

Mario - All this guy ever talks about is mushrooms, pasta, Says "itsa me Mario" all the freaking time, and he smells like sewer, I dont know but it might have something to do with those warp pipes

Kirby - Ok, besides him eating me and stealing my hat along with everyone else and all the food, hes ok, I use him for William T. Pratices by placing an apple on his head and shooting it

Samus - Ummm.... wow, she sorta scares me. She's always cleaning her gun and I think she has it out to get me, either that or she is secretly a fan girl

Jigglypuff - Oh.....My......Gosh, the second most annoying thing in this house. I always fall asleep when shes up and about and also ITS really scary, its pink and it spells DOOM *shifty eyes* but at least if I need to get to sleep I know who to go to but then again, I locked It in the closet for annoying me *thinks* oh....crap, its been like *counts* 2 months? Oh well, I think its deflated by now

Mewtwo - This guy is rather quiet but he has some dominance issues about the house, I mean, he Floats around like he owns the place and he uses the Jedi-Mind trick on everyone to do whatever for him, he is rather lazy

Luigi - Probably one of my best friends, I get along with this guy so well. Like me, he is so under appreciated, you never hear a thank you or anything anymore. We're good buds although he sometimes smells of sewer like Mario

Ganondorf - GRRRRR.... My arch enemy, why was he invited again? Was it all to annoy me? Me thanks so! I swear, I cannot walk down the halls without almost getting my head blasted off my shoulders, hes a psycho and would know better then me?

Star Fox - Gah! Those guys are crazy! He has dragons that he gets inside of and blastes everything, What The Freak?! What kind of Sorcery is this!?

Falco - See Star Fox

Captain Falcon - Do I have to get into this one? He's as fruity as they come. I mean, who else stands 24/7 infront of their mirror reciting all of his catch phrases? I know I dont, I just make sure my hair is perfect is all

Ice Climbers - One thing to say about them................. THEY KEEP EATING ALL THE FREAKING POPSICLES AND ICE CREAM! * Almost tears some hair out* Oh crap, Im sorry hair

Yoshi - Hmmmm..... The problem with this "Thing" is that he leaves his eggs in the hallway. I can barely walk down it without bumping one and he throws a temper trantrum, I mean com'on! He eats 'em afterwards, like he should care. How does he make eggs anyway? .......I'm not going to touch that subject even with a 20 ft deku stick

Princess Peach - Fan Girl #1, its like "Link this" and "Link That", I know I'm awesome and pretty and all but I don't need people obsessing over me, that means I don't fan girls glomping me out of no where, no random hugs from complete strangers, and lastly.....I HAVE PERSONAL SPACE TOO!

Princess Zelda/Shiek - I wanna know how I got stuck with her? I mean, I don't even like her yet I'm forced to save her sorry royal butt every 5 seconds, I need a vacation! And what use is Zelda to Ganondorf? Is he that lonely and needs some company to play Monopoly on those cold lonely nights or Is she some sort of secret weapon? I don't know but I don't care, com'on, even if Ganondorf had two triforce pieces, I could so beat him anyways *hair flip*

Mr. Game and Watch - A few words for him........ THE MOST ANNOYING THING TO EVER ENTER THIS HOUSE! GAH! I remember opening the bathroom door and having a wrench fall on my head, that hurt! And when Im showering, he brings to life one of those wierd shadow of himself and does the knife thing and when I look out its gone, how annoying. He does that too everyone else too, Marth and him do not get along

Young Link - No other person I'd rather be with then him, he's me, how could I hate him? He's my Mini-Me, we hang out all the time and we actually moved in the tree house outside too, the house is too crowded and they turned both our rooms to storage areas anyways

Pichu - Same as Pikachu but more flea infested

Marth - One person I can tolerate, he's under appriated too, do we ever hear anything about him and his games, I think not, they dis-continued him from games, I feel sorry for him. Also, Marth was in his inflatable hot-tub when all of a sudden, Mr. Game and Watch popped it some sort of needle and Marth fell flat on his back with a tidal wave of hot water coming down on top of him, ever since hes had a vendetta against Mr. Game and Watch

Roy - Hes such a flamer pyro, He's pretty bad. There was this one time where he melted Marth's Tiara into his hair and it sucked because we were up for hours trying get it off. He had 4th degree burns and not to mention we had to cut his hair, I think Marth will be tramatized for life.

Ness - Annoying and short, I swear he looks stupid and I want to smash his face in with that bat of his. Gosh, I really hate him, I don't know why I want to beat him up so bad, I just do

Dr. Mario - This guy is just Mario in a doctor outfit. He tries to slip some strange pills into our food but we are careful and pick them out. Well Dr., I have a prescription for you, a good old fansion dose of Me+Master Sword = You saying bye-bye

Ok, well thats all for now, I will keep you furtherly updated *ends writing*