there was a beautiful girl
whos name was Taylor Lindsey
and she like was a mermaid
and she lived under the sea
with all her other sea friends
like, Tasha the fish, and Scott the crab, and Emma the starfish etc
and all her other mermaid friends
and her mummy, Queen Neptune, was a b***h
and she didnt like her going up to the surface
but she did anyway
so she took away her internet connection
but it was okay
cos she went up during a storm
and this ship crashed
and she found this really sexy, tall princess floating in the water.
on top of a porthole
and she rescued her
and sang her a little song
cos she was a really good singer
she sang "my humps"
and was all "my lovely mermaid lumps, check it out! they say im really sexy, the fish all wanna sex me, always swimming next to me, always dancing next to me, trying feel my gills gills, looking at my tail fin, you can look but you cant touch...."
etc etc
so yea, and then he put her on a big rock, and made out with her
and then she put her on the beach, and waited til someone came
and then she opened her eyes, but Taytay the mermaid was gone
after ages and ages of longing to go up on the surface, she was like GRRR
so she went to see...
um.....
A big fat guy from USA
who had magic powers
and his name was Molly
and she said that in exchange for her hair and i think queen neptunes trident,
she would give her legs
cos she was a big nasty ********
and she took her voice too, just to be gay
and she gave her legs and lungs and stuff
so she went to find the mysterious sexy princess
and she saw her on the beach
and they made out for a while
ok, so then they did dirty things on a rock
and she found out her name was Emily
so Taylor Lindsey went and bought a really phitt wig
with like, massive blonde bits in it
and Emily was meant to be getting married to some ugly guy from Polan
cos it was an arranged marriage
but she died at the wedding, so its okay
and then Molly was all liek WHAAA!!!!
and she figured out how to use Queen Neptunes trident
and zapped everyone
and Taylor and Emily had to buy skuba diving gear
and they went underwater, into Taylors grotto
and Queen Neptune was really pissed off, cos Taytay didnt tell her she was
now a human
so she made them eat meat-a-tarian pizza
and they swam off and kicked Molly in the face:
and he died
so all the magic was fixed
an it turned out Queen Neptune ws under a magic spell
so she was suddenly nice
and Taylor Lindsey and Emily runed into mermaid/people
and they could change when they wanted
and their hair didnt go curly underwater
and they bought a nice little sea cave, and a nice little mansion by the beach
and they lived happily eber after, and walked around their house naked ALL
the time and they had a big wedding too
it was well sexy
the end. ♥
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