There were these two kids and they were climbing a tree. The on kid tries climbing the tree but can't get up. The other clmbs up the tree no problem. Then a squirrel comes along, and tries getting up the tree, but fails. The first kid tries again, but falls. Then he asks his friend, "How'd you do that?"His friend looks at him and then looks at the tree. He takes in a deep breath and say, "No soap, radio." Look No Soap Radio up on wikipedia.
Here's a good one.
There were these two rich people in England. They had a dog. They went on a trip to America and when they got back they discovered their dog was missing. They posted posters everywhere and put ads in the newspapers. They describe him as "shaggy". A man from America sails all the way over and when he gets there, the servant turns him away and says, "The dog isn't as shaggy as that!". The man soon learns of contests for shaggy dogs. He enters the dog and takes first place. He won first in the quarter and semi finals. When the finals come along, the man and the dog are nervous. The judges approach him and say, "Eh. He's not so shaggy."
