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Man today I think I almost died. This is a long story. So here we go: My brother, who sometimes joins my friends and I for our lunch was sitting next some guy that we always like to mess with (his name is Roy). Well this time around one of my friends had a spare Strawberry-flavored milk and nobody wanted to drink it. So then we all decided to give it to Roy. But we didn't tell him about it, instead my brother put in the side pocket of his backpack. This happened the Thursday before the Thanksgiving week we had off. And then we left it there. Then came the week we had off. On Monday we came to school and there was Roy, he came glaring at us. And then he said, "You bastards! Were you the ones who put milk in my backpack?" he all broke out in laughter and shook our heads, confirming that we were the culprits behind the scheme. Then one of my friends asked, "When did you find it?" He replied, "Damnit I barely found it yesterday, thanks to the nasty smell that I noticed when I was preparing my backpack for school. Thanks you b*****d now I have to deal with the smell on my backpack. And I threw the carton out the window." And so on Tuesday November 27, 2007 my friends and I were bored so we decided to attempt this trick once again. So I got my friend's spare chocolate milk and sneaked it into his right pocket of his backpack. When the job was done I looked at my friends and gave a thumbs up with a smile and was congratulated with a "very nice" quote that came from the "Borat" movie. "Why did you do that Robert?" asked one of my friends, "Idk" I replied, "But I'm sure that he deserves it." Then Roy said, "Hey guys you want a cookie?" I was like "oh yeah" And so he passed out the cookies, except he skipped me eek . I was like "Did he just not give me a cookie... mad ? "That b*****d,...oh well I'm not going to anything about it because the milk was payback in advanced.: twisted: "Haha" *one week later...* And so I said I said to my friend "Do you think that Roy found the milk?" "Did he look mad?" "Nah" "Okay no he didn't find it yet." And so it was Monday and we decided to be generous and give him yet another milk in the left pocket of his backpack because that's how good of friends we are xd . And then today, Friday, we decided to give Roy a hint of the dairy in his backpack. My friend broke off a piece of his chocolate-chip cookie and threw it to Roy's face and said, "Hey Roy wan t to eat a cookie? Oh looks like you need some milk with that cookie don't you?" Then Roy replied, "What?" "You heard me, don't you have a milk packed in your backpack?" Roy then said, "What do you know about the milk? You know I found it right?" "Oh....*silence*....wait did you find the other one?" "What did you say?" "I said did you find the other one?" "Other one? Where?" "On the other side of your backpack." ".......No way....." He then grabs his back and like an idiot he reaches for the right side of his backpack (which btw means that he found the milk that was put in on Monday of this week and not the one that was put the week before.) and squeezes the contents of that pocket. And then he says, "Holy s**t, is this is milk carton? I hope not." He then opens the pocket and looks inside. "Son of a b***h. You bastards wtf!?" He reached inside and took out what was inside. It was a milk carton that was leaking out what seemed to be chunky brown stuff. xd . That was classic. We broke out laughing and our faces turned red. He then gave me a punch in the arm and then he left our table and so ends another one of our crazy antics.