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Daily saysings/unansered questions
Something to read if your bored and wanna something to laugh at and to second guess stuff...
1.Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?
2.Can you cry under water?
3.If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?
4.Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
5.What's the difference between a novel and a book?
6.How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
7.If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
8.If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
9.If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
10.If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
11.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
12.Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
13.Do penguins have knees?
14.Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
15.How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
16.Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
17.In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
18.Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
19.Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
20.If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
21.Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
22.If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
23.If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
24.If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
25.Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
26.Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
27.Can you cry underwater?
28.You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
29.If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
30.Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?





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