This was while we were sitting at dinner last night. Mum: "Are you gay?" Me: *Spazes out because I'm definitely not gay. Yells leaves the room, but remembers it's dinner and I'm hungry. Walks back in and pouts.* Mum: "Well I don't really mean gay but... do you have any sexual feelings for the opposite sex? Dad: *laughing* "She means are you a-sexual? Mum: Exactly! Dad: "Of course she's not gay. She obsessed with Johnny Depp! Mum: "Well that doesn't count cause he's enough to make a gay girl straight!" Me: *embarrassed like no other* I am not gay. grrrr. And for the record I am not a lesbian. My mum just has issues. She likes to think the worst of me. She also thought I was on drugs, suicidal, and anti social.
murky_waters · Mon Jul 11, 2005 @ 06:00am · 0 Comments |