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Official Flame Document

Dear:
[ ] N00b
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Other:

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a useless thread
[ ] You whine like a b***h.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You don't know how to ******** spell at all.
[ ] You posted something with little to no information.
[ ] You posted false information.
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
[ ] You attempted to gain sympathy from others.
[ ] You failed at life.
[ ] You are annoying my friends.
[ ] You lied your a** off

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your Gaia account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of an intersection
[ ] Give up your crappy pop music
[ ] Get a job
[ ] learn to speak proper English
[ ] Go bang a cow that has been dead for two weeks
[ ] Give up your current faith and take me up as your messiah
[ ] Give me all of your gold
[ ] Lick a pole that has been in the middle of a snow storm for several months