Phase 1)
Gather minions. Have them develop a powerful tractor beam. Create millions of them. Put them on the moon.
Phase 2)
First, pinpoint all buildings in Canada. Aim at deserted area, missing all buildings by at least 1.5 miles. Power up all beams and lift the deserted land.
Phase 3)
Wait for Earth to turn until Moscow is visible. When Moscow is directly beneath Hover Canada, reverse all beams. This should crush Moscow and most surrounding anythings.
Phase 4)
Celebrate! You just confused all of Canada, killed millions of harmless animals and stupid commies!
 axemario · Sun Aug 14, 2005 @ 12:05am · 0 Comments |
