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The plate went to the ball and introduced the fork and the knife to each other,
They became great friends and started to date eachother.
Everything was great until the knife met the spoon.
The knife started cheating on the fork with the spoon.
They kept th ssecret from everyone expesally the fork the knife knew the fork got jelous easilly.
But one day the fork came home from work early.
She was a lawer.
She caught the knife and the spoon making out.
The fork started to scream
"Your Gay!"
"I can't belive your cheating on me with a man!"
The knife walked out of the room and the fork continued to scream at the spoon.
She got so outraged she began hitting the spoon until the spoon was uncontuce.
But she didn't stop she kept beating him and beating him until he was beaten to death.
The police had no leads so gave up and closed the case.